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Title: Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse Post by: Trippy on February 28, 2007, 07:45:08 PM Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070226/od_nm/china_mistress_dc)
Mon Feb 26, 8:25 AM ET BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese businessman has advertised on the Internet for a stand-in mistress to be beaten up by his wife to vent her anger and to protect his real mistress, Chinese media reported on Monday. "When the woman found out her husband had a mistress, she insisted on beating her up," the Beijing Youth Daily said, citing the advertisement posted on a popular online jobs forum on sina.com. More than 10 people had applied for the job, the newspaper said. The "successful" candidate would be 35 and originally from northeastern China and would be paid 3,000 yuan ($400) per 10 minutes, it said. Many Chinese businessmen keep mistresses in second homes, a trend banished after the Communists swept to power in 1949 but which has made a comeback with market reforms in recent decades. Title: Re: Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse Post by: sinij on February 28, 2007, 08:18:15 PM Where do I sign up?
Title: Re: Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse Post by: Viin on February 28, 2007, 08:29:59 PM Where do I sign up? For the job or for a mistress? Title: Re: Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse Post by: Paelos on February 28, 2007, 09:54:02 PM Hmmm, wow. How about just venting your anger at your husband and murdering him in his sleep like we do in America? I mean come on.
Title: Re: Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse Post by: Tebonas on February 28, 2007, 10:59:46 PM Hubby seems to be rich and have a good job. If she kills her wallet, it eventually runs out of money.
Title: Re: Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse Post by: Nevermore on March 01, 2007, 06:12:10 AM That's why you just cut off his penis.
Title: Re: Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse Post by: Sky on March 01, 2007, 07:19:31 AM Quote Many Chinese businessmen keep mistresses in second homes, a trend banished after the Communists swept to power in 1949 but which has made a comeback with market reforms in recent decades. This freedom! Is great, yes?Title: Re: Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse Post by: Yoru on March 01, 2007, 09:53:17 PM Hmmm, wow. How about just venting your anger at your husband and murdering him in his sleep like we do in America? I mean come on. They're just starting with the market reforms. Wait a few decades before expecting Xiaoha Bobbitt. Title: Re: Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse Post by: Nebu on March 02, 2007, 07:50:09 AM The whole applying for a position where you can get beat up for money... we have that in the US. It's called the Jerry Springer Show.
Title: Re: Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse Post by: HaemishM on March 02, 2007, 12:00:48 PM The whole appliying for a position where you can get beat up for money... we have that in the US. It's called the Jerry Springer Show. You don't apply for that, you are BORN to it. Title: Re: Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse Post by: Llava on March 02, 2007, 12:05:25 PM Hm.
How badly could a little Chinese lady hurt you, anyways? Her husband's cheating on her, so she's probably out of shape, too. Title: Re: Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse Post by: Bunk on March 02, 2007, 01:04:25 PM (http://www.stylusmagazine.com/images/moviereviews/mv_kung-fu-hustle_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse Post by: Trippy on March 02, 2007, 05:24:45 PM (http://www.stylusmagazine.com/images/moviereviews/mv_kung-fu-hustle_1.jpg) LOLers.Title: Re: Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse Post by: Big Gulp on March 02, 2007, 06:55:16 PM Well, it's all good. The Chinese had better get in all the hot mistress-action they can, because from what I've read the lack of women-folk will be a problem for the forseeable future.
Title: Re: Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse Post by: Trippy on March 02, 2007, 06:58:59 PM Well, it's all good. The Chinese had better get in all the hot mistress-action they can, because from what I've read the lack of women-folk will be a problem for the forseeable future. Yes, though India has it much worse.Title: Re: Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse Post by: Llava on March 02, 2007, 08:06:33 PM (http://www.stylusmagazine.com/images/moviereviews/mv_kung-fu-hustle_1.jpg) Welp. I've been owned. |