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Title: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: mr.burgerz on February 27, 2007, 08:26:55 AM
Are you hungry? Low on cash? Wouldn't a hot dog be great right now? Well hunger no longer!!!! You too can own a delicious hot dog for only a buck! Just jump on over to www.dollarhotdogs.com (http://www.dollarhotdogs.com), order away, and in no fewer than 5-7 business days you'll be in hot dog ecstasy! So what are you waiting for? Act now!!!!

WWW.DOLLARHOTDOGS.COM  (http://WWW.DOLLARHOTDOGS.COM)


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Nebu on February 27, 2007, 08:28:43 AM
I believe the den is ------------>  This way.


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: stray on February 27, 2007, 08:31:01 AM
Awesome

Best spam ever. Would read more.


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: mr.burgerz on February 27, 2007, 08:32:45 AM
BREAKING NEWS:

Gift baskets are NOW AVAILABLE!!!!!

http://www.dollarhotdogs.com/gifts.html (http://www.dollarhotdogs.com/gifts.html)


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Trippy on February 27, 2007, 08:35:12 AM
Bored at work?


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: mr.burgerz on February 27, 2007, 08:37:58 AM
No this is our work!!!! We've already received over a dozen orders and are shipping international!


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: stray on February 27, 2007, 08:39:20 AM
I don't see chili cheese dogs on your menu. Especially with lots of mustard and onions.

How about all beef Chicago style -- with tomato slices, lemon pepper, etc??


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Kenrick on February 27, 2007, 08:41:48 AM
Okay, I smell a gimmick account.


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: mr.burgerz on February 27, 2007, 08:46:51 AM
We will take special orders, please post in the comments area of the order form. Fees will differ based on condiment rarity and availability.

And I resent that "gimmick account" reference! I registered here a while ago, just never posted. I'm doing this cause this is a product I truly support!!!!


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: mr.burgerz on February 27, 2007, 08:53:25 AM
To give you guys a taste of our Spring Line..........CORNDOGS!!!!!

(Applause please!)


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Signe on February 27, 2007, 08:55:42 AM
I know what I'm sending everyone for Christmas this year!


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: mr.burgerz on February 27, 2007, 08:57:17 AM
YES!!!! Nothing says the birth of Christ like a dog in your mouth!!!


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Paelos on February 27, 2007, 08:58:51 AM
This thread has the potential to be truly epic.


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: MrHat on February 27, 2007, 09:00:20 AM
Epic, like dollar hotdogs that take 5-7 days to cook?


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Paelos on February 27, 2007, 09:01:13 AM
Epic, like dollar hotdogs that take 5-7 days to cook?

Like sheer comic irony.  :-D


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: HaemishM on February 27, 2007, 09:03:19 AM
Die in a hot dog fire.


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: mr.burgerz on February 27, 2007, 09:03:38 AM
Slow cooking is the only way to truly cook a hot dog to the fullest, look at our gallery, look at the quality of these wieners!

http://www.dollarhotdogs.com/gallery.html (http://www.dollarhotdogs.com/gallery.html)


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Nebu on February 27, 2007, 09:05:54 AM
This is all anyone needs...

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5a/Hot_Dog_Toaster.jpg/200px-Hot_Dog_Toaster.jpg)


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: mr.burgerz on February 27, 2007, 09:07:41 AM
NO!!!!! Do not trust imitators!!! ONLY THE ORIGINAL WILL REIGN SUPREME!


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Ironwood on February 27, 2007, 09:09:46 AM
Pika ?


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Sky on February 27, 2007, 09:14:34 AM
Sorry, I only eat big Schwetty Wieners. Sometimes I gag on them, but I always swallow.


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Sauced on February 27, 2007, 09:22:47 AM
Someone please delete this thread before Voodoo sees it and 3 cases of corndogs show up at our house.  kthx.


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: mr.burgerz on February 27, 2007, 09:23:51 AM
We will give a discount on bulk shipping!


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Strazos on February 27, 2007, 09:24:35 AM
I love Mr. Burgerz. He did it for the lolz.


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: mr.burgerz on February 27, 2007, 09:34:21 AM
No, strazos.....I did it for the dogs, they deserve it! :heart:


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Riggswolfe on February 27, 2007, 09:35:09 AM
Hmmm...mail order hot dogs from a company I've never heard of. I'll pass. Though that hot dog roaster thing nebu posted looks really cool.


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Nebu on February 27, 2007, 09:39:57 AM
Hmmm...mail order hot dogs from a company I've never heard of. I'll pass. Though that hot dog roaster thing nebu posted looks really cool.

It even makes the buns toasty.  Maybe I'll setup a hot dog roaster site and take over the interweb hotdog business!


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: mr.burgerz on February 27, 2007, 09:41:05 AM
Don't question the legitimacy of our hot dogs! The company maybe, but the dogs no!


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Sky on February 27, 2007, 09:45:31 AM
Hmmm...mail order hot dogs from a company I've never heard of. I'll pass.
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*warning: fries, cheese, and onions are not included. just the hot dog.
  actually eating hot dog after it arrives could make you really sick or cause death. do not eat.
Which one of the bored Az guys is David, anyway? :P


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Riggswolfe on February 27, 2007, 09:59:20 AM
Hmmm...mail order hot dogs from a company I've never heard of. I'll pass. Though that hot dog roaster thing nebu posted looks really cool.

It even makes the buns toasty.  Maybe I'll setup a hot dog roaster site and take over the interweb hotdog business!

I'm gonna have to check Amazon now and see if they have it.


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Jayce on February 27, 2007, 10:13:14 AM
Hmmm...mail order hot dogs from a company I've never heard of. I'll pass. Though that hot dog roaster thing nebu posted looks really cool.

It even makes the buns toasty.  Maybe I'll setup a hot dog roaster site and take over the interweb hotdog business!

I'm gonna have to check Amazon now and see if they have it.

See, this thread is worth something!

Except, of course, to poor Mr. B.


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Strazos on February 27, 2007, 10:16:32 AM
How much can I buy Dollar Hotdogs for?


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Nebu on February 27, 2007, 10:18:56 AM
How much can I buy Dollar Hotdogs for?

$1 + $6 shipping and handling.


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Signe on February 27, 2007, 10:21:55 AM
I had one of these:
(http://images.skymall.com/images/products/d2/27/04/69718540x.jpg)

but I broke it.   :?  I loved it so much it was even my avatard for a while.  I was going to replace it but now I have one of those thingys like Mr. Burgerz has.   I don't think you can do corndogs on it, though.  I want some corndogs!  Well, maybe.  I've never actually tasted one. 


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: schild on February 27, 2007, 10:44:00 AM
I'm going to punch the guy who did this.

Edit: And. I did.


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: schild on February 27, 2007, 10:54:10 AM
David is one of the guys that works with me. Yes, people are buying his hotdogs. Yes, he is shipping food.

Burgerz on the other hand is going to get a fistful of poison. The chemical type, not the band.


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Llava on February 27, 2007, 11:18:18 AM
There's no limit to what people will buy on the Internet.

This is brilliant.


I think I'm going to start a site and sell dust from my house.  Individual specks of dust, only $0.10 each + $6 shipping.

Given that most dust is composed of shedded skin cells, you could own a Piece of Llava for less than the cost of a Subway Sandwich!


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Yegolev on February 27, 2007, 11:21:39 AM
This thread had a very high payoff-to-posts ratio.  Started off like any spammer, but the humor was delectable.  I give this thread eleven thumbs up.


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Sky on February 27, 2007, 11:48:54 AM
Is one of those fingers a net-ordered hotdog?


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: sinij on February 27, 2007, 11:57:04 AM
This thread has the potential to be truly epic.

[Wang] ?


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: sinij on February 27, 2007, 12:03:26 PM
Quote
*warning: fries, cheese, and onions are not included. just the hot dog.
  actually eating hot dog after it arrives could make you really sick or cause death. do not eat.

 Pork Roll express?  (http://www.porkrollxpress.com/newstore/index.cfm?Refresh=Yes) If you ship express in a styrofoam container with cool packs and meat is vacuum sealed there is no reason it won't be safe to eat., least processed meat like hot dog. Amature.


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: mr.burgerz on February 27, 2007, 12:12:01 PM
This thread had a very high payoff-to-posts ratio.  Started off like any spammer, but the humor was delectable.  I give this thread eleven thumbs up.

Well I, mr.burgerz, thanks you Yegolev but seeing as how I'll officially never be allowed to post here again I'd take this time once more pimp these lovely dogs with their fine quality of meat and lushious array of condiments so if you are hungry visit us at www.dollarhotdogs.com (http://www.dollarhotdogs.com) !!!!


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Yegolev on February 27, 2007, 12:23:52 PM
Oh, yes, your reign of hotdoggy terror is over, no doubt about that.  It was very funny for the whole minute it took for me to read it all the way to the funny part, but the joke was complete on page one.


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: schild on February 27, 2007, 12:28:18 PM
mr. burgerz is sitting next to me. Don't worry, his end won't be painful.


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Sky on February 27, 2007, 12:36:14 PM
The question does remain...why is a guy selling hotdogs named mr burgerz?


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Nebu on February 27, 2007, 12:44:41 PM
The question does remain...why is a guy selling hotdogs named mr burgerz?

It's an advertising hook carefully designed to annoy you into remembering his business.


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: mr.burgerz on February 27, 2007, 01:00:52 PM
Again, not true at all ive had this name on here for while, and for a very different reason! The irony is purely coincidental!


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Signe on February 27, 2007, 01:25:49 PM
mr. burgerz is sitting next to me. Don't worry, his end won't be painful.

Should I cover my eyes?   :|


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Sky on February 27, 2007, 01:40:22 PM
hotdogs apply directly to the forehead
hotdogs apply directly to the forehead
hotdogs apply directly to the forehead
hotdogs apply directly to the forehead


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: schild on February 27, 2007, 02:02:59 PM
hotdogs in the mail apply directly to your brain
hotdogs in the mail apply directly to your brain
hotdogs in the mail apply directly to your brain


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Furiously on February 27, 2007, 02:10:26 PM
You know - all we need is to meme this...... I smell millions for Schild's acquaintances... Until they get sued for food poisoning.

But I do like the disclaimer...
"actually eating hot dog after it arrives could make you really sick or cause death. do not eat."


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Signe on February 27, 2007, 03:16:57 PM
I miss mr. burgerz.   :cry:


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: voodoolily on February 27, 2007, 03:53:50 PM
Someone please delete this thread before Voodoo sees it and 3 cases of corndogs show up at our house.  kthx.

TOO LATE!


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Strazos on February 27, 2007, 08:47:39 PM
How much can I buy Dollar Hotdogs for?

$1 + $6 shipping and handling.

I meant the company; I want to get in on the ground floor before this thing takes off!


Title: Re: Hungry for a hotdog?
Post by: Yegolev on February 28, 2007, 07:38:40 AM
OK, that was a good one.