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Where's my phat lewtz?

Go camp it yourself you old slacker!

And congratulations, of course!

I wasn't going to say anything but since you are going to waterthread us, I'll tell you.  You know that picture you posted of yourself?  You looked like chimpanzee. The hat made your upper part of your face dark and your beard made the lower part of your face lighter and roundish like a chimpanzee's. So that's that.

You can't criticize without posting your own picture. I'm going to monkeyfuck you now. You brought it on yourself, really.

A FURRY!   BURN IT!  :mob:

GRATZ!!

Seriously, it should have been done in the first couple replies.

Oh, and nice crossthread reference Cmdr. :P

Go ahead, revel in that level.  That pat on the back you're feeling is probably just the cold hand on the reaper, urging you on.

Grats. Of course - this is just to raise my own postcount :)

I aim to please and take pride in my craft.


Ditto.  Postcount++

I've posted 2187 times and you people are still moderately sane.  This is yet another thing I've failed yet.

How many of those posts went largely ignored?

One fewer than there were a second ago.

And are you really sure we are all sane?? Or were sane before you came to define thoughtless spamming.?? (Cripe I may burn for that one) Errr.... nevermind

Sanity is a bit like art.

Those who think can define as a specific thing really have no clue.

And English is my first language...

Was hal always broken, or can that be blamed on geldon?

I'll take all the blame you got.  It's worth 5 cents down at the recycling depot.

No wonder. you have 4 posts on this page alone, and none of them are saying much of anything..

Yes, but now a glorious spam thread has become about him. 

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Actually, my mistake. 5 posts before mine.

Since he's already stunk up this thread, why was he banned before or allowed back? In the Vanguard thread he's serving up a mixture of opinion and content, along with some borderline and outright trolling, but it's ok over there, just part of the trainwreck clusterfuck.

also, gratz on ding!

Don't blame me.  Get a new lighting director.

So to hijack Skys thread. I turn 30 today.

So dont fuck with me, and now officially a crotchety old man.



GET THOSE DAMN KIDS OF MY LAWN!!

I've decided my belated new years resolution will be to post a max of 2 posts per day or thread page (whichever comes first).

Divide by temperament, multiply by the lunar equinox, feed to an evil A.I. looking to take over Citadel Station, and the number of posts per quantum unit comes out to pi squared taken with a random deviation of deviance.

Someone influencial in your life has told you two things: that you are smart and that you have interesting things to say.  I really don't like that person.

Oh?

Someone influential in your life told you things: That you're worthless and will never amount to anything, and that it's okay for you to level those kinds of accusations onto others.  I'm sorry you believed them.

So much for that resolution, eh, Geld?

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Spam all you want though. You guys will never catch up with me  :evil:   :oops: :-P

All I need are like 299 more posts after this one till I'm 1337 though. 

Make a wish!  (http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/bday2.gif)

That's what you think.

Ding. 15,369.

Piker.

I got a Wii for my birthday. And a hangover.

Shut the hell up you fucking infant. You probably don't even remember disco. Do you punks want to know why I'm psychotic? A whole decade dedicated to LIME FUCKING GREEN AND THE DOOBIE BROTHERS!

Just die.

DING.

Have I ever mentioned that I hate post count?

Whoa. Listen to the music.

I wonder what happened to my silk print shirt and orange polyester bell bottoms? I used to love wearing that stuff out to clubs. In the late 80s.

I seriously never even notice post count until someone brings it up. I think my posting rate has declined over the past few months...probably lots of people with more than me by now.

Calm down, Daeven.  You can't be doing that old ticker of yours any good.

Dude, they had Disco before irony? Sux.

Irony was invented because there were people who actually *liked* disco.

Moving this thing into Useless News.

Fascist.

Indeed. Just be glad I'm a (mostly) benevolent dictator. :evil:

OMG THIS IS SO NOT USELESS WHY DO YOU NERF MY POST I'M GONNA PETITION

SERIOUS BUSINESS!

Hey, that'd be a good name for the Useless News forum ;)

I think you are grossly underestimating the threat of the Doobie Brothers and Lime Green Spandex on Western Civilization.

Revolutions have been caused by 400 lb women in spandex dancing to "Black Water".

I'm fairly certain it's why the Anasazi collapsed. Their stomachs, revolting from the catastrophic lack of taste, crawled up and digested everyones brain simultaneously in retaliation for the crime agaisnt the universe.

It's also clearly what causes Zombies.

But hey, its your call man.

I want 30s of my life back.

Posting in a legendary hilarious somewhat entertaining useless thread.

f13! Fuck yeah!
Coming to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah!

I saw a buddy of mine at a Blues Traveler show last year and I was telling him he must see Team America, and I started singing the theme song, which my girlfriend hates. Another buddy of mine joined in, and then a good hundred people in the area all started singing it. It was cool.

Then Blues Traveler used it for their opening music and my mind melted. Fuck yeah!

And people scoff at the idea that the "Jehovah's Witnesses" (aka the nice people form the Ministry of Truth  and Social Order who come to visit every so often) control the Orbital Mind Control lasers.

And yet I'm sure that 90 of those hundred had no idea of the irony.