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My husband is registered to a lot of news services.  He has one that also offers the Big Brother live feed.  I watched it all day yesterday.  I feel dirty and pathetic.  I can not stop taking showers.  What have I done?

I want to kill myself.  :(

I bet the Big Brother live feed is stopping you.

F13.net - Your internet confessional

Hmm...forgive me Schild, for I have sinned....

Nah, sorry, can't do it. So much for that theory.

Bring the noise.
Cheers............

You people have no sympathy.  I am suffering, you know.

Suffering and bathing.

Your shower must have three knobs - Hot, Cold & Guilt.

Maybe you need one of those Silkwood type showers.

I'm sure there's a hair dryer in reach...

I suggest that if you're in the shower and feel like you need to end it all, you should call me immediately. I'm always there for you when youre wet, naked, and desperate.

Pardon me, I must now go print up T-shirts with this quote on them.

Bring the noise.
Cheers............

My mission on this planet is complete.
Good times and farewell.

I'm annoyed that Arcadian can get away with saying things that I can only think.

Bruce

It's that Manny Calavera avatar.

In case anyone cares about Big Brother, the BBC news item on the winner is here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3540860.stm).
After reading it I expect you all in the shower along with Signe.

I suggest that you quote yourself on your T shirt.

You use up all of your karma doing things like  this.  (http://www.corpnews.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=971&start=39)

Edit: Warning, the above link should be considered NSFW.

I didn't do that HERE.

Bruce

God, someone remind me never to follow a link from f13 if its labeled not safe for work.

You know, just because you didn't do it here dosen't mean you don't deserve to have your car bombed.

Oh calm down. Don't be upset with him for writing it, be upset with the person who posted a link to it. He served his time for his crime over at Corp. Get off your high horse.

Dude (http://movies.go.com/movies/M/mr-woodcock_2005/index.html), you didn't tell us Billy Bob was playing you in a movie based on your life.

Great, like my life couldn't get any more bizarre.

Bruce

Bruce,
anytime you want to trade lives, I'm ready.

The rules for this site don't have any prohibitions on one's behavior across the rest of the internet, unless I've missed an amendment or two.

As for what you're thinking - thats the rub right there. I posted 100% of what I was thinking, whereas you posting the very same words I did, would probably be only posting about 35% of the entire mental image - and the remaining 65% is what people generally aren't comfortable with.

Not because you're thinking it, but because of all those other times when you've gone ahead and posted all 100% - and pretty much turned everyone's pallor into a sickly green hue.

But I'm cool if you're cool. I think all the comedic 'Bruce Bashing' is certifiably immature, and cross-domain finger pointing is about as tackless as the internet gets.

Oh and yes - all of that fits on one of my T-shirts. Food = love.

I believe they mock you, Bruce, because they like you.  I think they would miss you if you didn't turn up, from time to time.

Except for Haemish... he truly hates you.

There are a few more who truly hate me, but it's actually not that large a number.  Although I've always been mystified by people who decide to hate me whom I have formed virtually no opinion on, let alone dislike.  There are few peole I actively hate, and that's usually for stuff far beyond some message board insults.  And I'm pretty forgiving when people turn around and want to treat me civilly.

That's actually one of my secret weaknesses.  I rarely get treated nicely and with appreciation, so a little honey with me goes a long way.  Like the pretty woman at the bar who can string you along all night with just a wink and a smile.

Bruce

Hate is such a strong word.

Lets try 'loathe'

I always prefer the words "Would stab in the face with a fork if prison wasn't so harsh."

Now you know why I vote Republican.

Bruce

I vote republican for the cool bumper stickers.

 oh and for the $300.00 from the Federal Reserve.

That hasn't been my experience.  You've gone postal on people who had the audacity to stick up for you in a Bruce Bash Burst.

That's more a result of bad memory.  I really don't pay attention to who sticks up for me and who bashes me on some random thread, especially after it is over.  So if you stuck up for me in a thread 6 months ago, I probably wouldn't remember.  It takes a sustained effort for me to form an opinion on you one way or the other.

Bruce

Like I said, in the middle of Bruce Bash Burst.

Anyway don't ever change - people hate it when other people change.  Thinking hurts, deprogramming hurts, any PR statement out of EA hurts.

I liked "4/7   EA EXECUTIVE JOHN RICCITIELLO RESIGNS".

What happened to my lovely thread?  It was SUPPOSED to be all about me!  What's wrong with you people?

(http://www.christianpoint.org/inspiration/images/crying_baby.jpg)

Arc is right.  You DO need a dentist.

Best. Cross-Thread.Callback.Ever.

Yea, I just got pwned. Righteously.

They are various kinds of drug treatments for various diseases. As some People don't know all these things and suffer a lot with their diseases. It could be danger for their health also. For those I suggest them with various Drug treatment centers located near to them. For details on those drug Centers.
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Shane

 :awesome_for_real:

Hi Arc!  :why_so_serious:

Holy shit.

Great thread to necrospam.

Isn't that one of the Scientologist drug-rehab/mind control/recruitment programs?

Holy crap Arcadian plays a lot of WoW.

I didn't catch that this was a necro until I saw Bruce's avatar.  I now feel unclean.  :ye_gods:

The spammers are now hitting 5 year old threads.  Awesome. 

Thanks Shane!

The whole first half of the thread is a who's whom of Scum and Villainy.

Hey if you are managing a Chick-Fil-A your friend owns in your 40s I imagine you'll find yourself with a lot of extra time, too.

Just when I thought I'd read ALL of the crazy on F13...

 :grin:

Go back 3-4 years and you'll see more than crazy. You'll see what the inside of a man truly looks like.

Grunk?  the original heavy hitters?

I miss thejeni.

You can visit her mybrute page (http://thejeni.mybrute.com/) and say hello.

Nothing like a good necro to make me think Bruce somehow came back...

It makes me jump in my chair every single damn time that happens.  If Bruce had used his powers of attention-grabbing and self-legend-creating for good instead of pigfuckery, he'd be a U.S. senator by now.

Clicking on this link sent me a virus (Downloader.Swift.C)

There's a discussion about that going on in the web forum.  Consensus seems to be it's a false positive.  You can nuke your system to be safe though. ;D