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Title: Bioware Celebrates the Birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, the Saviour. Post by: Signe on December 21, 2006, 07:36:03 AM (http://go.bioware.com/card2006/2006_bioware_card_01.jpg)(http://go.bioware.com/card2006/2006_bioware_card_08.jpg)
I reckon it'll be Jade Empire v Mass Effect Monsters set in Denver. Title: Re: Bioware Celebrates the Birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, the Saviour. Post by: schild on December 21, 2006, 07:37:53 AM Why is the Mass Effect guy railing the snowman? What kind of hint is that?
Sick fuckers. Title: Re: Bioware Celebrates the Birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, the Saviour. Post by: Strazos on December 21, 2006, 07:41:11 AM They somehow made Dawn Star look worse than she did originally.
Title: Re: Bioware Celebrates the Birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, the Saviour. Post by: Signe on December 21, 2006, 07:41:25 AM Oh God. I didn't even see that. Eww. Eww.
Title: Re: Bioware Celebrates the Birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, the Saviour. Post by: Nonentity on December 21, 2006, 07:46:09 AM Quote *Holiday card may not actually include hints about a new game from Bioware. THOSE FUCKERS. "Bioware and Pandemic announced today that their Hero Engine-powered MMO is actually being developed by Korean company Nexon. The Christmas Card sent out in fact revealed that the name of their new project is 'Demon Snow Head Rape! OHAIO~'. No gameplay elements could be revealed at this time, other then disturbingly accurate details on the Sodomy system." Title: Re: Bioware Celebrates the Birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, the Saviour. Post by: Righ on December 21, 2006, 09:49:54 AM They somehow made Dawn Star look worse than she did originally. I like how she's embarrassed by Mr Mass' Effect. Title: Re: Bioware Celebrates the Birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, the Saviour. Post by: Yegolev on December 21, 2006, 11:54:40 AM I can't figure it out. Unless they are going to rename it Christ Mass Effect.
Title: Re: Bioware Celebrates the Birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, the Saviour. Post by: Sky on December 21, 2006, 11:56:10 AM Thanks, BioWare! :)
Title: Re: Bioware Celebrates the Birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, the Saviour. Post by: Nonentity on December 21, 2006, 12:13:35 PM Thanks, BioWare! :) Now that I look at it from the perspective in Sky's avatar, it's more like Mr. Mass Effect dude is like 'YEAH! GIVE HIM ALL THIRTEEN INCHES!', and Dawn Star is busy being embarrassed and thinking about going on 2D shooter adventures in her wasp ship. Title: Re: Bioware Celebrates the Birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, the Saviour. Post by: Yegolev on December 21, 2006, 12:54:49 PM In the avatar, she kinda looks like Ariel from Thundarr.
Title: Re: Bioware Celebrates the Birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, the Saviour. Post by: Sky on December 21, 2006, 12:57:47 PM Hey, at least the snowman looks happy.
Title: Re: Bioware Celebrates the Birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, the Saviour. Post by: Nonentity on December 21, 2006, 01:08:16 PM Hey, at least the snowman looks happy. The snowman has two daddies, he knows how the world works now. Title: Re: Bioware Celebrates the Birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, the Saviour. Post by: geldonyetich on December 21, 2006, 01:45:29 PM Mass Effect dude is probably just ticked that the demon made a snowman out of his time share.
Title: Re: Bioware Celebrates the Birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, the Saviour. Post by: Alkiera on December 21, 2006, 01:53:11 PM I think the Demon has been playing too much Katamari Damacy.
Title: Re: Bioware Celebrates the Birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, the Saviour. Post by: Sky on December 22, 2006, 07:23:49 AM BioWare is making a homosexual version of Katamari Damacy?
Title: Re: Bioware Celebrates the Birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, the Saviour. Post by: geldonyetich on December 22, 2006, 10:10:39 AM Despite Katamari Damacy being one of the coolest games ever, I would have a hard time differentiating a homosexual themed one from the current one.
Title: Re: Bioware Celebrates the Birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, the Saviour. Post by: ajax34i on December 22, 2006, 12:28:07 PM Actually, http://go.bioware.com/card2006/ contains 2006_bioware_card_01.jpg through _09, and they could have put a text message of any length in the lower brown area, by stretching the middle strip.
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