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*It turns out the whole game was a hallucination of some sort. All the other kids were killed by an insane man in his underwear who thought he was a dog.

*Shion Uzuki summoned the gnosis on Militia when she was eight, wiping out half the population on the planet. Her dead boyfriend, Kevin, indirectly killed Shion's parents by ordering the release of the 27-series Realians (thus wiping most of the military forces that weren't killed off by the URTVs). Thus, between the two of them, it's all their fault Xenosaga happened.

*You know her? The cute one? She's been betraying your party all along, and she's going to stab you in the back.
You know him? The big one who's undoubtedly smarter than everyone else? Well, he's that other girl's father.
Oh, and the princess is an imposter.

*It turns out that Fettel is your brother and that Alma is your mom. You and Fettel were prototype super soldiers. You were a success, he was not. Fettel is used by Alma to get revenge on her tormentors, you put a bullet in his head for his trouble and make him MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. Your helicopter crashes. Holiday and Kwan die. Jankowski died way back at the start of the game. You put Alma to rest and then Fettel makes your helicopter crash. You die or get rescued???

*It turns out Heather is Alessa.

*You end up killing the well-respected lady detective with a disabled son because she was fucking your backstabbing former friend and framing you for murder AND because she tried to kill your love interest.
 You destroy your former friend's mansion and kill him. You get over the death of your wife and child, and if you beat the game on the highest difficulty level your love interest lives.

*The Allies win WWII.

*Balthier was a judge.

*Zero dies. Again. Permanently.

*Ganon was controlling Zant all along. Midna breaks the mirror before going back to the twilight realm.

*The man who set up your mercenary band was funding the bad guys all along just so he could play hero.

*It turns out you're Revan.

*It turns out you're Revan's buddy.

*The world you've been living in is actually an MMORPG for people in a different dimension.

*Max Enguard hired a hitman to kill Juan Corrida. The hitman was the bellboy at the hotel with stitches in his face.

*Laguna is Squall's father.

*The Princess is in another castle.

*It turns out YOU are the evil twin and you were doing exactly what Dark Gaia wanted by reviving the world and humanity. You do however make it right in the end by destroying Dark Gaia and breaking the cycle of destruction. Your reward for this is not existing anymore...or is it? Your love interest is reincarnated and you presumably get revived to go live with her but they end at you presumably knocking on her door to keep it depressing. Fucking Enix.

*You kill nearly the entire population of hell, defeat all 3 of the prime evils, and still fail to save the worldstone.

*You're the son of a dead, evil god, and you have many many MANY siblings. You kill one of them and find out that THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

*Your client in the 4th case is actually guilty.

*You murder the entire population of your home town, kill some of your best friends and allies, and find an uberpowerful weapon to save your people and country only to find out that you were being manipulated all along. Good thing you don't care anymore because that weapon you took was cursed.

I've been having an argument with a friend. It needs to be settled.

Who killed Dumbledore?

Thank you.  This thread saves me a ton of time.

I especially like the Xenosaga stuff. Talk about endings I'm glad I never saw.

I might have to reinstall Max Payne 2.

Wow, you have to play through 3 games for THAT? Geez.

Also, I wish you had put the game these spoilers come from in Black, because some of them I don't know the origin.

Indeed.  This little fact I never knew.

He did.

You're not realy a super-soldier, you're just a grunt who was experimented on and rescued by the real super-soldier (who gets shot and dies before the game starts). You've just got amnesia & delusions of grandieur. Also, you don't actually meet the real villain until the end of the game - all of his other 'appearances' were either just puppets who'd been experimented on (like yourself), or the villain's nonhuman 'mother'/cell donor.

Oh, and the super-soldier's girlfriend dies too.

It turns out NGE is a bad idea.

 :-D

I think the answer to this particular question is extremely obvious if you've read the book, and has been confirmed by the author in interviews.

It was the dog wearing underpants, right?

The world you've been sucked into is all in the imagination of the kid at school who gets picked on and has no mommy. To go home, everyone else has to want to go home as well. Also, your girly-friend's hair is actually white.

Deciding that not being able to die, and waking up with amnesia every time isn't fun, you finally confront the big bad...Turns out you did some bad stuff and seperating your soul from your body wasn't the best idea. Accepting the fact and dying/merging back together, you pick up a club and prepare to fight in hell.

I was actually going to do That one, but I couldn't quite remember the ending twist. It's been a few years.  :-)

* Tassodar dies

* Arthas kills his father & destroys the kingdom of Azeroth

* None of the heroes of the Dark Portal really died.

* The Emperor is betrayed by the Grand Admiral you just helped, and it's up to you to free him.

* To get all one-million studs, use the Force on building's windows BEFORE you blow them up.

The man who practically raised you, is actually just using you as a pawn in his far-sighted plan to gain real ultimate power. Also, he's built a critical flaw into your fighting style...

* Don't open the box.

* It turns out, their home planet is Earth!

* They all lived happily ever after.

 * Schild changes his mind.

* It turns out that jamming a large soulstone containing a massively powerful demon into your forehead is a bad idea.

HA.*




*Mere words cannot tell you how much I am actually laughing at that last one.

Don't open the sarcophagus.

* Samus Aran is a girl

* They all died... OVER A HUNDRED YEARS AGO!!!

* Why are people putting asterix...es on post with only one item?

The really intelligent ancestors... you know the really smart ones that made the rainbow planets.. Yea - they made themselves appear to be stupid cows so the really bad guys wouldn't kill them.

* Those crazy viruses popping up all over the place? They're bioweapons.

* The little Drow ran away. Sunlight hurts. His crazy mother and sisters came after him. They got pwnt. Hero also gets the girl who talks funny....eventually.

It turns out your princess isn't even in this castle.

I can no longer consider myself a "gamer" as none of those even ring a bell.

* The world may very well be the figment of someone's imagination. Specifically, the imagination of the eccentric, but cute, girl in some guy's class. You also met her in a dream, and saved the world by kissing her. She's now kind of possessive, and horribly abuses one of the cute girls in your little club.

*"It Is Better To Reign In Hell Than To Serve In Heaven"

*"Yesterday We Obeyed Kings And Bent Our Necks To Emperors. Today We Kneel Only To Truth."

*"If God Did Not Exist, It Would Be Necessary To Invent Him."

After getting revenge on your old girlfriend/partner in crime Catalina, you rescue Maria from the kidnappers...  but the bitch just won't stop talking.... so you take out your gun....

*It turns out you're Dracula.

*The boss wasn't a traitor, but you STILL had to kill her so she could complete her mission.

*You either die, rule the world with the Illuminati, rule the world as a kind machine god, or set loose the apocalypse. All of these are boring somehow.

* Your old friend Brother Akios, your battle company's Librarian, is seduced by the forces of Chaos and joins the Daemon-Prince's army.  Curse his sudden but inevitable betrayl!

* The brotherhood is the power behind Stalin's throne.

* An old annoying guy loses his footing, falls in the lava, and destroys it through the power of slapstick.

* The government drove them mad on Miranda.

* Lance is gonna betray you.

I didi it because I thought that was how spoiler info was going to be separated from "normal posts". But apparently, I was wrong. Again.

* The thread is eventually moved to the Den of Angst in lieu of a protracted flamewar.

* Your daughter, who you and your wife found on the side of the road, is really the half the soul of a reincarnated demon that is being used by a cult who wants immense power. Of all the places to take her on a vacation after your wife's death, this was probably the worst.

* Apparently you do still feel guilty about euthanising your wife. After you kill her proxy with your gun, you'll get over it and have a new daughter to boot.

* You get to bear the burden of the Blood Sin and the Grand Grimoire, having found out that it doesn't matter if it was you or bandits who killed your family. The entire game is really a prequel of sorts anyway.

* Having battled side-by-side through hordes of gang members and having beaten the machine gun-wielding big boss, you've now got the beat your partner to death to see who gets the girl. I hope she was worth it.

* Apparently not, seeing how she's gunned down in the street at the beginning of the next game.

The taxi driver is Cain. Really he is.

Huh ?  Are we on Harry Potter again ?


Oh, and my asterisk was indicating a footnote.
 
:)

It turns out the crystal stuff you have been using as fuel to power your ships engines...It's alien people.

* (To elaborate on an earlier spoiler:) It turns out that dude with the long sword went insane when he discovered he was a clone made out of artificially resurrected DNA from an ancient's corpse recovered by the megacorperation.  Said power-producing megacorperation is actually harvesting the life energy of the planet.  The main protagonist actually isn't who he thinks he is, but rather has an identity crisis with some dead friend of his who made the cut into the supersoldier when the protagonist didn't.  The cute living descendent of the ancients that's been leading the protagonist on since he met her can see the future so actually has been plotting all along to have the insane dude kill her so she can contact that life energy of the planet and thereby oppose the said dude and his corpse mom.  You'll have to wait a few years for a movie to come out if you want a decent epilogue.

* It turns out that she's dead and was being impersonated by that evil AI all along.  Apparently jettisoning the greenhouse pods in the first game from an orbiting earth space station caused one of them to fly off to a nearby galaxy where the evil AI's creations survived after crashing into a planet.  You'll get to try to defeat it in another 75%+ of the game, but for now you're its puppet being dragged along by a need for cybermodules as the evil AI tries to regain control over its creations.  The couple you found radio logs from actually escapes later on... I wonder if that'll be the grounds for the third game.

* (To elaborate on another earlier spoiler) It turns out that they survived the crash with you.  Don't get real attached them though, as your corpse mom is going to tear them both to shreds before the end of the game.  Also, that fat jerk from the first game somehow escaped the explosion.  Aside from that, not much progress is made.  It's uncertain what happened to your corpse mom and that brother of yours you had spent the entire game just to kill is back.  In the end, the helipad your rescue copter landed on was booby trapped.

* It turns out that the short guy who let you stay in the summer camp until your parents picked you up is actually planning on using everybody's brains to power tanks to take over the world.   You eventually save the day by merging your brain with his and confronting the mental personification of his harsh father.

* (To elaborate on an earlier spoiler that has another side to the story) The wizard who took you in since you were a boy is actually just planning on using you as a pawn all along as he has surrendered to a greater evil yet.  By spurning the ultrapowerful weapon, you're eventually granted access to another ultrapowerful weapon and can take this greater evil down.  He's back in the expansion pack, this time as a dragon.

* It turns out that beautiful woman you were hired by to perform a job is actually a magical creature that poisons you and leaves you for dead.  You spend the rest of the game avenging yourself and eventually end up killing her god boss.  In the second game, you need the magical creature woman's help to take down an organization of technofascists.  The third game is better than the second Deus Ex game.

*After a thrilling set of James Bond style missions and killing a mess of the numbered members of this secret society, you find out that you've been betrayed by the President of the United States after nosing around his party boat during the Epilogue. Whoops!

*It turns out the guy before you somehow managed to somehow do all three of the options he got at the end of his journey. You're given the same set of three decisions. The one that actually makes sense brings on the apolocalypse. The rest are pretty much what you expect, and are just as boring.

*You're still Dracula, but other people want to be Dracula too. This game should've been titled, "Too Many Draculas."

* Turns out all you needed was some root beer.

* While you have saved your home and its people are grateful, your experiences have changed you and you are cast out into the Wasteland. Cue the sequel.

* Regardless of what you do, you die yet again. But this time, you are sent off to fight for untold eons in the Blood War.

* Depending on what you do, you turn into the old alchemist that started this whole mess, get tricked into starting this whole mess by the red-eyed fairy antagonist, managed not to fuck stuff up too badly and head to the pub, start dating the cute girl from the 1500s, get killed by drunks, or remove yourself from the timestream entirely.

* After defeating the Time Master, Man-bot sacrifices his freedom and remains behind in the extradimensional plane to prevent anyone from misusing the Celestial Clock again.

* You vanquish Nemesis and become the true god, ruling over all the land.

* It was Von Karma all along. Edgeworth disappears and Maya goes home.

It turns out you are not the chosen one who will bring balance to both the worlds. You are just a shifter, and you have some daddy issues.

Remembered a few more.

* You reunite with your mother, turn into a duck, and realize you can't actually defeat the big bad demon that's about to destroy/take over the world. So you and your duck friends tear off a portion of reality for yourself instead.

* You make your way through the royal castle, get into a confrontation with the evil jester who started this mess, and then turn yourself invisible in front of a mirror, causing him to petrify himself with his own spell. Sucker. Now you're the king. Awesome.

* Your quest was a farce meant to throw you way off track. Turns out the enchanted giant glove was evil and has been manipulating the Gears of Fate to erase the kingdom. You push his sorry ass into the gears and he gets shredded. All is well! Yay.

* (Postscript to the previous two) I never played the third game. :|

Edit: words = hard.

* There's nothing special in the box - just a cock and balls.

Is that a spoiler for Second Life?

 * As it turns out, the La-li-lu-le-lo deliberiately crashed the Arsenal Gear into New York City as an experiment, and kills his adoption-father he just met, Solidus, on top of Federal Hall. And the Patriots have been dead for like, 50 years.

The King's female advisor is actually an evil black dragon transformed into human form.

* Your kid and wife are still dead. But you have some bullets left...

* So you develop a love interest with a fugitive assassin. The villain (thought to be your friend) betrays both of you and shoots her. She dies. Or, if you played on the uber-badass difficulty level, she lives. The cops arrive.

You guys remember the endings of games a lot better than I do. Then again, I don't play to the end of many games.  :roll:

Actually, I was just doing the sequel to the one you quoted. :)

Arrg, I hate guessing at some of these games.

Max Payne 1 and 2 are above, again?

I figure I'll reveal which ones of mine are which later on. Once the thread has died. Or hits 10 pages.

And to respond to your spoiler-spoilertext, yes, that is correct.

Since thats the only game I've actually taken all the way to the end .. Good Job Strazos!

Thanks for filling me in on all the other endings that I missed, guys.

To be fair, not all of mine were games. Gotta mix it up sometimes.

*You are very tangently involved in a scientific blunder that unleashes an alien invasion on the world. You stop part of it and manage to impress someone enough that they offer you a job, and by "offer you", I mean "Force you to accept". Fade to black.

*Your boss takes you out of cold storage and tosses you 7 years ahead in time to see the hellhole you were somewhat (not really) involved in creating. You're a folk hero now, and after a lot of meandering around you topple the aliens' impossibly tall tower onto the city filled with your own people. Too bad you're on top of it when it happens. Your bossman grabs you at the last second and presumably leaves the token female you were ogling to die. Fade to black.

*Those aliens you freed from slavery 2 games ago repay the favor by giving you a vacation from your bossman, and saving the token female. Too bad shit's about ready to pop, and they unhelpfully placed you next to the source. You waste an incredible amount of time to travel 10 blocks away to catch a train. You get the ride out and shit goes boom. Fade to white.

* Andross is actually behind it all.  This is also the case in the sequel, and in all other games in the series, or any related series.  Andross is always behind it.  You can kill him, but he'll be back.  But, to be fair, so will your father.  And Pigma.  And Slippy, dammit.

* It turns out this was all a ruse orchestrated by the end boss of the first level to get his hands on your sword.  The chick in the bondage gear falls in love with you, because you cut her sister in half.

* You win.  Frawress victoly!

* A whole bunch of wierd shit happens that makes no fucking sense, but I guess it's supposed to tie in to Ico, or something?  Maybe?

* In the first game, it turns out that the Baron's daughter is the brigand leader.  In the second game, the king is your chocobo/lizard thing.  In the third game, nothing interesting happens.  In the fourth game, the hot peasant chick is really a vampire.  In the fifth game, it's all a plot by some stupid jackass to wake an ancient dragon which is supposed to be able to destroy the world but which you can actually pummel the crap out of with a dagger.

This is one of the plots I've been saving for "one day if I write a book." About a cloned person going batshit insane after finding out they are a clone. Although my first choice was an evil clone of Isaac Newton.

Further, the evil AI has managed to implant herself into the meat of the female humans insect-like brain.  From here, only fun can happen.

Like the Sixth Day?

* Press Z or R. Twice.

* Those damn Fishmen? They're actually people. Also, the guy who you helped out at the beginning of the game? He's the villain. Good thing you can one-shot him in the final battle. Oh, and make sure you recruit the killer-loli at the beginning of the game - she turns into a damn beast of a character with her comically large hammer and pigtails.

* The final boss? Dude, just use Cure. Better than a headshot.

* You were exposed to some nasty stuff when still in the womb. This means you turn into a sort of super anti-hero later in life. And that female character you've been playing as the whole game? Yeah, the anti-hero gets her in the end, Terminator 1 style. After the guy is practically undead. Gross.

* The mastermind of the entire evil complex is a giant brain in a jar. Lame.

* You wake The Sleeper up. Zone-wide messages let the server know that your guild is a bunch of assholes, and people hate you on the forums for it. Congratulations.

* Mickey uses his keyblade to shut the door to the Realm of Darkness from the inside, trapping him inside, along with Riku. Prepare for him to show up in his emo badass trenchcoat next time you see him.

Fuck, you really did just spoil a game for me.  :evil:

Pizza (Bathroom after peeing)

Chocolate (whenever chocolate is around)

Mothballs (Closet)

Perfume (Harem)

Garlic (when Thorbast or Thorbala speak)

Leather (Boudoir)

Banana (just before winning)

*Points at the thread title*

A few FF12 plot points got ruined for me by coming in here.

* You're really the supposedly dead Sith lord killed at the beginning of the game with a wiped memory and a conscious (or not) depending on whether you went light side or dark.

* The Illuminati is real and controlling the world. You can join them and be an asshole, destroy them and be an asshole, or merge with the computer and destroy all technology on earth sending us all back to the stone age, thus being a global asshole.

Oh, here's one I forgot.

* Your son is gay. You're being framed for his murder by the shapeshifting aliens that the scientists accidentally unleashed from the center of the asteroid. They killed him because he got too close to their secret (i.e. that they were murdering people and replacing them.) You manage to kill a couple of them, get two people whom you're pretty sure aren't aliens into a spaceship, and then blow up the engines, sending the asteroid plummeting into a black hole. Fortunately, you're on the spaceship.

And another, way less obscure and way more recent.

* You're dead, but during a convenient we're-out-of-budget plot lapse, the AIs bring you back to life. You find Jade and save her from the Oracle and the AIs. (Or not. Flexible plot.) You screw the cop who's been hunting you before heading back to the place where you got your mystic powers from. An epic, Dragonball-esque battle ensues. Either the AIs win and humanity gets driven far underground, being hunted and frozen into extinction, the Illuminati-like organization goes back to ruling the world from the shadows, or you become a god among men and don't really know what to do with the power. In the latter two, you keep the cop chick. Oh, and she's carrying your kid. Who probably also has wacky superpowers.

*You're the reincarnation of a hero and destined to kill the annoying dry-voiced villain who somehow threatens the world by hanging out in a volcano waiting for you. You get two special weapons, kill a pulsing heart thing, then drink a lot of liquor and beat the villain to death.

*Same thing as above, but on the way you fight and defeat a god, get the ability to turn into a werewolf, and then kill an insane woman who's probably powerful enough to be considered a god too. Meanwhile, you get woke up in the middle of the night a lot by assassins who scream elven profanities at you.

I had the idea before the Sixth Day. And in the Sixth Day does the clone really go insane? Don't they team up in the end or something? The point of my story was that Isaac Newton is possibly the smartest person ever, and kind of crazy to boot. He is cloned because who doesn't want a super-genius clone? Then goes crazy (even more so than he already was) and is the smartest villain ever.


Man this was also a plot I'd thought of. Originality is not my strong suit apparently. Although I'm sure the "amnesiac turns out to be a bad guy" has been done many times before.

Yeah yeah I know. You just happened to hit about the only game I plan on playing soon that I don't already know the ending to. No big deal.

So here's one nobody will get.

* No matter what you do, the villain completes his plan to rearrange the layers of the world, killing thousands. But it's okay, because it was just supposed to be a signal to the rest of the galaxy that you were ready to join the Federation!

--GF

That's from the game of QuarkXpress!

I think I know that one, although I never actually completed it: Septerra Core

* You reverse time, go back and kill the Vizier before he can cause any trouble, steal a kiss from the princess than reverse that moment to because it's socially awkward.

* You defeat the big black thing that was following you, get the hot girl in red then sail back home to find out that you can't escape your destiny.

*The last few missions have been a set up, you've actually been killing members of the Black Hand. It's all been orchestrated by a crazy man who wants revenge and is a member of the council. He succeeds in killing all of them but then you kill him and the Night Mother gives you a cool black robe.

*The bad guy is your Father. Also the hot princess you kissed is your sister. Bummer.

*The English guy is actually evil, the Catholic church isn't after you and your new girlfriend is a direct descendant of Jesus.

* You also just wasted hours (or more) of you life just to keep in touch with popular culture. It wasn't worth it.

* Did you read the book? If so, the movie will make you want to claw your eyes out. Also, you'll never get those 2 hours of your life back. And probably not the cash you just wasted on the ticket or DVD either.

Don't be specific or anything - that's every single movie made from a book!

Dang, I bow to your obscuritology.

Here's one more.

* You know that guy who wanted to sacrifice everyone in a vain attempt to save the world? Screw him! You and your new awesome sword rally the whole damn world behind you, save the girl, and drop the hammer on the monster that's turning everything to stone. And you hook Mr. We're All Doomed up with the girl's hot sister. Win!

--GF

You win this one, Trebek. It sounds Japanese and vaguely like A Link To the Past (but obviously isn't); I can't place it definitively. :cry:

* You are not just the guardian of your vagina, you ARE your vagina.

Yes, I just saw it.  So predictable.

* You blow up your awesome ship to destroy the evil Precursor battleship. Fortunately, as you tell your grandkids the story, you've managed to find an even bigger and better ship for the sequel.

Well, if we're doing anime....

* It turns out that the crybaby klutz with the stupid haircut is actually the princess everyone was looking for.
* And the pink-haired brat is actually her daughter from the future.

* The blue-haired girl is part clone of the protagonist's mother, part alien.
* The redhead is just as screwed up as the protagonist - she just hides it slightly better.
* They're not really robots. And it's not armour, it's shackles.

* Spike dies.

* The villain controls his cult via the heroine's cyborged brother, Nemo is her father, and the Nautilus is an Atlantian ultratech starship.

* The quiet girl looking after the roses? She's a witch. She also sleeps with her brother.
* The whole contest is a scheme for the rose-girl & her brother to sacrifice the winner in order for her brother to regain godlike powers.

* Emo-boy is actually an abused girl IRL, 'his' girlfriend the uberguild leader is paralysed IRL, and the PK was an immature kid. Also, hiding AIs inside a MMOG is a Bad Idea.

* The albs steal the relic, then the mids, then the hibs, then the albs, then the mids, then the albs, then the hibs....

* The nazis get taken over by camp aliens.

* The necromancer is evil, who knew?

* Space travel was not invented till one year after the war amoung the stars starts, shortly after people invented cities, then the ability to ride horseback; later on, everyone forgot how to make almost everything.

* Bob won

* sb.exe

*You kill a lot of strogg, pretty much fail your mission, get captured, get half-way stroggified, get rescued, lose most of your unit, kill/explode a lot of stuff, then rekill the Makron and turn the tide of the war.

*The Nazis dabble too far into the occult and manage to summon an medieval death knight/sorcerer (among other things). You kill all of it with lots of circle strafing and get a hearty pat on the back from the U.S. government.

*You manage to shoot and wound the killer at the end after reliving your grandfather's past via his journal and seeing how he solved his case, unfortunately the killer gets away.

* It turns out your friend is actually the worst of the family and that by killing off his siblings you've given him what he wants. Then he turns into a giant monster that you fight on an island in a battle that nearly ruins the feel of the game.

I didn't notice this one till just now:



* It turns out, Strazos is an evil evil man, you discover this after his implication that the book is ok and you go read it. You later discover that you can get better literary value from listening to Hrose discuss Mark Jacobs conspiracy theories, and will spend several months in desperate pain trying to find exactly which part of your brain is storing the memory of this retarded perversion of the novel artform, in order to have the brain cells storing it surgically removed.


Seriously Strazos, there are probably children reading - this sort of shit could put them off the written word for life.

I don't know why, but I was thinking of a specific book/movie when I wrote that but, for whatever reason, was extremely vague about it.

Unfortunately, the book is, in my experience, usually better than the movie.

I'm looking at you, TROY.

Noone gets three in a row, draw again.

* Man-bot comes back and gets to smack the holy heck out of Time Master. The rest of your team watch on, mostly useless.

*The poison is in both glasses.

*The pirate is actually the stableboy.

*He kills the guy who killed his father.

* The princess is in another castle.

Ack, that one was done already. Ok-

* Nick Bruiser can't believe he lost to you.  He's so ashamed!

Jump the barrels, climb the ladders, jump around, the monkey always steals the girl. You really can't win.

* After a long, hard battle you finally defeat the evil emperor.  Now the world will be at peace again.  You are a true hero.

*The boards explode in flames and hobbit porn,  all going their separate ways...  Until 80% of the community meets up again in eighteen months on the forums of UOcharts.com.

*There is a frontpage.