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Title: List of weapons that don't exist, but should
Post by: Soln on December 04, 2006, 08:44:13 AM
Le Click (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don't_exist%2c_but_should)

  • Head A'Sploder
  • Tom Cruise missile
  • Catapult that catapults catapults





Title: Re: List of weapons that don't exist, but should
Post by: Ironwood on December 04, 2006, 08:48:16 AM
Saw that earlier on Fark and pretty much stopped reading at Cock-Rocket.

 :|


Title: Re: List of weapons that don't exist, but should
Post by: Dren on December 04, 2006, 09:08:23 AM
Saw that earlier on Fark and pretty much stopped reading at Cock-Rocket.

 :|

Hey thanks.  I didn't go any further than your post!


Title: Re: List of weapons that don't exist, but should
Post by: stray on December 04, 2006, 11:26:10 AM
I'd like to see a....Directed Acoustic Projector. Make entire armies shit in their pants.


Those guns from the first Dune movie would be cool though too.


Title: Re: List of weapons that don't exist, but should
Post by: Rhonstet on December 08, 2006, 10:54:13 AM
Belt-fed potato gun.


Title: Re: List of weapons that don't exist, but should
Post by: Riggswolfe on December 08, 2006, 01:33:02 PM
That was some funny shit. I want a Peruvian Nerve Squirrel for a yard pet.


Title: Re: List of weapons that don't exist, but should
Post by: sinij on December 08, 2006, 09:59:56 PM
Choking STFU gas, this thread can use some.


Title: Re: List of weapons that don't exist, but should
Post by: Llava on December 09, 2006, 02:03:34 PM
Catapult that catapults catapults

When I finally broke down what that meant, I was disappointed.  I thought it was saying a catapult for catapults made to launch catapults.  A triple catapult.  But it's only asking for a double catapult.  Way to not think outside the box.


Title: Re: List of weapons that don't exist, but should
Post by: Sky on December 11, 2006, 01:50:18 PM
Oh. Hell. Yes. (http://inventgeek.com/Projects/usbairsoftturret/Overview.aspx)


Title: Re: List of weapons that don't exist, but should
Post by: MisterNoisy on December 12, 2006, 01:20:43 PM
Oh. Hell. Yes. (http://inventgeek.com/Projects/usbairsoftturret/Overview.aspx)

Just need to add the guts from a $10 webcam to make it perfect.


Title: Re: List of weapons that don't exist, but should
Post by: Simond on December 13, 2006, 07:08:50 AM
But where's the fœtuspults?