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Title: Study: Chimps prefer MILF's Post by: stray on November 21, 2006, 12:28:32 PM Link (http://www.news24.com/News24/Technology/News/0,9294,2-13-1443_2033443,00.html)
Quote Male chimps, unlike their human counterparts, show a distinct sexual preference for females on the riper side of life, an American anthropologist reported in a paper published on Tuesday. Contrary to his own expectations, Martin Muller of Boston University found after years of observation that male chimpanzees consistently sought out the oldest females within a troop for sexual intercourse. Title: Re: Study: Chimps prefer MILF's Post by: WayAbvPar on November 21, 2006, 12:35:17 PM The older the berry, the sweeter the juice!
Title: Re: Study: Chimps prefer MILF's Post by: Damn Dirty Ape on November 21, 2006, 12:45:59 PM What y'all don't realize is that study is based solely on my intraweb pr0n searches! :rock_hard:
Title: Re: Study: Chimps prefer MILF's Post by: sinij on November 21, 2006, 02:46:20 PM It will all change when Chimps evolve into Internet Porn.
Title: Re: Study: Chimps prefer MILF's Post by: Damn Dirty Ape on November 21, 2006, 03:01:22 PM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/db/Zira01.jpg)
Check out the red butt on this one! Wa wa wee wa! Title: Re: Study: Chimps prefer MILF's Post by: NiX on November 23, 2006, 07:03:12 PM Wa wa wee wa! The only reason I hate that Borat became a mainstream movie. Everyone is quoting his stuff now.Title: Re: Study: Chimps prefer MILF's Post by: WindupAtheist on November 23, 2006, 07:34:44 PM lol furry
Title: Re: Study: Chimps prefer MILF's Post by: Damn Dirty Ape on November 26, 2006, 06:09:56 PM lol furry If I were serious, a monkey would make a damn lame furry "totem". Only slightly above the platypus and tree sloth on Teh Sexy scale, I would imagine. Title: Re: Study: Chimps prefer MILF's Post by: Damn Dirty Ape on November 26, 2006, 06:12:45 PM Wa wa wee wa! The only reason I hate that Borat became a mainstream movie. Everyone is quoting his stuff now.If old school Cohen fans were ahead of our time, then, paraphrasing Carlin, it appears we were only about an hour and a half ahead. <shrugs> It's the way of things. |