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Title: Name Your Game
Post by: Morfiend on November 09, 2006, 11:06:33 AM
A funny video game name generator. Stolen link for the "other" site.

http://www.norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html

My favorite so far.

Asian Pony vs. Capcom


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: murdoc on November 09, 2006, 12:46:07 PM
Britney Spears' Tetris Connection  :-o


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: MisterNoisy on November 09, 2006, 01:43:45 PM
Cthulhu's Sunshine Squadron


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Roac on November 09, 2006, 01:58:22 PM
This is just made for Japan:

Irritating Karaoke Deathmatch.


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Fabricated on November 09, 2006, 01:59:55 PM
Hindu Bobsled Fortress

Erotic Submarine Armageddon

Someone needs to make both of these.

edit: GEMS!

World of Shaving Dudes
Wrath of the Lacrosse Squadron
German Dungeon Slaughter


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Surlyboi on November 09, 2006, 02:11:21 PM
Chocolate Trailer Park Shootout


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Tale on November 09, 2006, 02:23:12 PM
Big Bird's Car Punishment

Incomprehensible Raccoon Heroes

Boring Quiz Nightmare (I think I've played that)

(edit) ahh...

(http://users.on.net/~svandore/pics/johnromerosmakeoutsymposium.gif)


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Zetleft on November 09, 2006, 03:17:21 PM
The Last Transvestite 3000

Celtic Nudist Rampage

Sensual Prison in Busytown

Mary Kate and Ashley's Gun Wasteland

Canadian Squirrel Syndicate

Retarded Kung-fu Phonics

Hillbilly Motocross Disaster - SQUEEEL

Damn that addictive next button.


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Engels on November 09, 2006, 04:08:50 PM
Hazardous Golf of the Blood God (Dick Cheney Edition)


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Signe on November 09, 2006, 04:14:10 PM
Orbital Robot Groove. 

That is SO me.


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: MrHat on November 09, 2006, 04:17:00 PM
Samba de Porn Explorer


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Samwise on November 09, 2006, 06:55:42 PM
Irritating Karaoke Deathmatch.

I stopped reading the thread right here because I knew it couldn't possibly get any better.


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: schild on November 09, 2006, 08:05:26 PM
"No One Can Stop the Aerobics on Wheels" - Special Track & Field?
"American Flatulence vs. Capcom" - Fair enough.
"Ghetto Porn from Outer Space" - Jesus.
"Tom Clancy's Florist Domination" - I'd play this.
"A Boy and His Surgery Panic" - I'd definately play this.
"Kung-Fu Cardboard Summoner" - Sounds like Culdcept.
"Blasphemous Cooking Boy" - Sequel to Cooking Mama? Excellent.
"Satan's Teenage Creator" - We call them "parents."





Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: NiX on November 09, 2006, 08:29:32 PM
Masters of Manlove Limited Edition - Too easy.
Guitar Sailor Roundup
In Your Face Baking 2K - Schilds Robot Jesus


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Tale on November 09, 2006, 11:11:13 PM
The Sims: Amish Playhouse

Luigi's Tank Jihad

Dance Dance Mind Control Scam


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: WindupAtheist on November 10, 2006, 01:23:35 AM
The Secret Weapon of the Deer Hunter Bastards

Hardcore Frog in My Pocket

Mexican Jetski Online

Black Viking Dudes

Lethal Midget Frenzy


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Margalis on November 10, 2006, 01:55:09 AM
Is that a Hardcore Frog in Your Pocket WUA, or are you just happy to see me. :evil:

"Nope - it's a frog"


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: stray on November 10, 2006, 02:22:28 AM
Johnny Turbo's Worm in Busytown

The Incredible Puppy Punishment

Dance Dance Hobo Phonics

Jedi Wedding Extreme --- SWG anyone?


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Ironwood on November 10, 2006, 05:51:55 AM
The Incredible Puppy Punishment


Has this been released yet ?  Can I pre-order ?


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Nebu on November 10, 2006, 08:59:18 AM
"Michael Jackson's Kangaroo of Death"


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Xilren's Twin on November 10, 2006, 03:16:17 PM
Some of these games have potential

Cyber Yak Roundup  -  where's bruce when you need him
Day of the Fencing Psychiatrist - see who's wit is sharper
Invisible Makeover Girl  - sounds difficult
Mystical Trailer Park Explorer
Serek Dmart's Sailor Pinball - and it would still be late, and gay
Tom Clancy's Hillbilly kids - sligshots and peashooter mean WAR
Star Trek Pachinko Smackdown
Jewish Buddhist collection - que?
Magnetic Amish from Hell
Incomprehensible Afro - The next Generation - Now THIS i want to play


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: raydeen on November 10, 2006, 04:01:13 PM
Maximum Porn Uncensored        (It's called 'My Hard Drive')
Disney's Manlove Spectacular      (Mature version of Kingdom Hearts)
Elite Yak Wars
Inbred Robot Conundrum           (my in-laws if they were cyborgs)
Vampire Cowboy Roundup          (This actually sounds like something that might get translated from a jap game)
Lord of the Makeout Fiesta         (I think I've been to this website)
Naughty Axe Assault                 (Sequal to Golden Shower Axe)
Big Bird's Shark Balls
Elderly Vampire Gaiden               (Again, fairly plausible. I wonder if japanese devs use this...)
Mystery Janitor Dungeon            (Pretty much sums up a RL buddy of mine.)
Revenge of Sushi Uncensored      (I think I've seen this movie - live action La Blue Girl)
Profane Army Romp


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Etro on November 10, 2006, 04:08:26 PM
now,

Psycho Hitman Hunt - sounds to me like a quality game right out of the box!

where as,

Unremarkable Janitor Exhibition - might be suited for a niche market?


ps. my first post!


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Signe on November 10, 2006, 05:05:23 PM
And it was a damn fine first post as well!


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Merusk on November 10, 2006, 08:02:01 PM
'Ultimage Gozilla Heroes of Might and Magic"
"Raging Booty Wranglers"
"Chillin' Disco Yoga"
"Satan's Typing Psychiatrist"

One more:

"Perverted Spork Freak"

Ok I lied.. the sequel.

"John Romero's Spork Uncensored"


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: ahoythematey on November 10, 2006, 09:07:24 PM
I like how Amphibious Dentist Armada has the acronym ADA.


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: WindupAtheist on November 10, 2006, 10:49:03 PM
Is that a Hardcore Frog in Your Pocket WUA, or are you just happy to see me. :evil:

"Nope - it's a frog"

Either way, I think Mexican Jetski Online is going to be a big hit.  I mean after all, WoW has brought so many to the genre.  Those millions are bound to get tired of their cartoony graphics and high-quality game any moment now, and when they do, they'll look for something new.  Something like an MMO about Mexican jetskis.

(That does appear to be the "conventional wisdom" for every fucking stupid MMO someone has a hard-on for...)


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Rithrin on November 11, 2006, 12:41:13 AM
There's just something about "Erotic Battleship Kombat" and "Final Manlove Voyage"...

"Ultra Aerobics Commander", however, I would play!

"Communist Nazi on the High Seas" also intrigues me...


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Tale on November 11, 2006, 11:08:44 AM
My guild generated:

Mavis Beacon Teaches Nazi Prophesy

No One Can Stop the Unicycle Dance Party

3D Porn Gold




Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: hal on November 11, 2006, 06:46:33 PM
Name that turd


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: geldonyetich on November 12, 2006, 10:20:48 AM
This is good.

Unbelievable Rodeo Dungeon
Extreme Pachinko Runner
Cyber Bible Rave
Nudist Makeover Jihad


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Nekon on November 12, 2006, 12:14:18 PM
Revenge of the Flatulence Summoner
Nuclear Afro Warrior
8-Bit Jewish Fighter                  (Awesome.)
Michael Jackson's Railroad Fiasco  (wonder if it's better then arcade moonwalker!)


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: bhodi on November 12, 2006, 09:09:56 PM
Erotic Shock Challenge             (Like guitar hero, comes with it's own controller.. with alligator clips)
Jedi Train Stadium                  (incomprehensible, but it's got the magic word in it -- it'd sell)
Chinese Assault Restaraunt           (finally, a pvp-based crafting game!)
The Six Million Dollar Hobo Training (but he's still a hobo.)
Third-World Fishing Special Edition  (maybe they mean phishing?)
Iron Monkey Basketball   (sequel to shaolin soccer)
Madden Quiz Deluxe   (this is my ultimate nightmare)
Religious Thunder Fever         (faith title)
Retarded Rainbow vs. The Space Mutants


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: geldonyetich on November 12, 2006, 09:19:35 PM
The Six Million Dollar Hobo Training
An education levy simulator.


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: WindupAtheist on November 13, 2006, 06:06:11 AM
Rogue Horse Racing Pimps
Papal Hockey vs. Street Fighter
Kirby's Mafia Corps
Big Bird's Vigilante Armageddon
Retarded Wheelchair Siege


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: eldaec on November 13, 2006, 02:58:21 PM
Samba de Go-Kart Boy

Allied Octopus Revenge

Fancy Pony Kombat


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: tazelbain on November 13, 2006, 03:28:20 PM
This has me wondering what it would take to make a random game generator.  Maybe some sort genetic algorithm. Maybe a grammar sort of thing where words are picked at random and those words art assets and mechanics that a compiler mixes together to make a unique game.


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Tairnyn on November 13, 2006, 06:07:26 PM
I call dibs on Incredible Yeti Inferno and Flamboyant Sandwich Deathmatch.



Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: FatuousTwat on November 14, 2006, 04:05:26 PM
The Castle of the Manlove Fandango -                Sorta like Castlevania, but more interior decorating.
Flamboyant Prison Fight -                                  Manlove Fandango, the sequel.
Mavis Beacon Teaches Jetski of the Damned -      If they had this when I was in grade school, I might actually use the "home row".
Sensual Aerobics vs. The Space Mutants -           Don't worry men, those aliens can't beat us as long as we have SENSUAL AEROBICS!
Combat Pony on the High Seas -                        New class for PotBS?
First-Person Raccoon Romp -                             Sounds cool at first, then I realized you would spend most of your time eating garbage and scaring my cats.
Lazy Combat Vs. Capcom -                                I bet a nice ZING could go here, but I can't think of one.


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Paelos on November 14, 2006, 08:05:59 PM
"Giant Hobo Crime Scene Investigation" - I'm thinking Large Bums sifting through trash for bodies

"Fluffy Fantasy Trader" - You play a furry pimp

"Toxic Rodeo of the Dead" - That's pretty self-explanatory


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Cyrrex on November 15, 2006, 05:30:03 AM
This may be the best thing I've ever seen.  I'm not sure I can ever tear myself away from this.

Amish Rugby Party
Naughty Animal Slam
Unreal Rabbit Castle
Sid Meier's Spatula Squadron
Unholy Hamster Deluxe
Tactical Booty from Outer Space
Disney's Porn Caper

I better stop now, otherwise I'll never stop.


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Signe on November 15, 2006, 06:13:38 AM
I only needed the one because I'm still moving to my Orbital Robot Groove, man.

I'm so cool.


Title: Re: Name Your Game
Post by: Furiously on November 15, 2006, 03:12:38 PM
Excuse me while I go play:

Tactical Pirate Power
Bonk's Motocross in Middle-Earth  :nda:  :nda:  :nda:  :nda:  :nda:
Samurai Vocabulary in My Pocket
Ultimate Bowling Princess
Impossible Chicken in Busytown
Hitler's Dating Punishment
Rocket-Powered Shaving Force

and for lum...
Communist Princess Gold