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May want to talk to your ad company.

http://www.brokentoys.org/images/f13-ige.jpg (http://www.brokentoys.org/images/f13-ige.jpg)

Doh!

Haha pwned.

I have been seeing that banner everywhere. From here, to Drudgereport. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE!!!!!!!

Excellent, coin, gear and more !!

They must be a great bunch of chaps.  I must go browse.

Strange. I'm not seeing any banners at all here now. And I haven't turned on adblocking or anything.

Thankfully, the new version of Avant Browser blocks all the ads from here now, and I haven't been able to figure out how to turn it off.

Deal with that when I get home tonight, thanks.

Those ads are probably showing up on 1up.com also.

I have these guys permanently 127-holed, I suggest everyone should do the same.

I don't even know what that means. But odds are, it makes you an asshole.

Edit: Remember, these aren't pay per click.

He means he has their domain(s) set to 127.0.0.1 (the "localhost" or loopback address of your machine) in his hosts file.

So I was right.

Mine says I get a free laptop if I click the banner and that I am also the 1,000,000th visitor, which is nice.

See, they're inspiring.

Mine all talk about wireless amber alerts or asking me if I've been a dad today.

Yea, they nailed the MMO demographic right there.

I don't understand why people can't just treat them like white noise like I do.

Because the WINNNER WINNER WINNER YOU HAVE WON A FREE* LAPTOP one makes me want to have a seizure while writing this post.

But it's staring at me.

I think it's telling me to do something.

No. It's not staring at you.

Sellout.    :heartbreak:

It might be telling you to go on a killing spree. Start with your family.

You can hardly be ever wrong by calling me an asshole. Guilty as charged. What I was posting is largely irrelevant to that observation. Oh and 127.0.0.1 is like SB.EXE for adds.

After years of useless hype it locks your computer up and rapes your soul?

That was version 1.0... we don't like to talk about it.

Yeah, who cares...I hardly notice. That may be in part because every time I look it's shit like "Who is hotter: Hillary Duff or some other chick?" or some shit having to do with something called Zwinky.

Way to hit that target demographic, assholes.  :hello_kitty:

It's trying to sell me a walkman specifically designed to be worn while exercising.

Ah that explains it. I've been using the new Avant for a couple of weeks now. I guess the ads have been gone all that time I never even noticed. Let me know if you find a way to turn off the adblocking and I'll do it.

Admittedly I haven't upgraded to the latest version of Avant, but it's probably in more or less the same place:

Tools -> Avant Browser Options -> Ad Blocker

In there should be a checkbox for overall enable/disable as well as a black list and exception list.

Nope, it's nothing so obvious as that. Nothing related to adblocking is turned on but I'm still not seeing them.

hey

hey

hey u

hey can i get sum coin n gear plz

It actually IS the Adblocker. It has a list of blocked URL's and *.a.tribalfusion.* or some such is the one spewing out the ads on F13. If you want to see the ads on this site, remove that one from your AdBlocker list. Or keep it in the filter and never see them again.

I wish we had the "Punch the monkey and WIN" ad.  That one always made me feel special!

Does anyone remember the old ad where you picked spots on a tree to try and win shit? I actually won a little monkey doll once...too bad I have no idea where it is now.

I think schild left that one off for Paelos's sake.

DUDE! The ads so just called you fat!!

My ads keep flipping between George Bush and Steven Harper offering me free ipods and laptops.

Your Thetans want better kit. 

Treeloot for the win.

It appears I was also the One Millionth person and I qualify for a FREE* Laptop

But I am to lazy to visit the site so instead here is my claim number. I am SURE this claim number can't be used more than once so the lucky person will be the first one who reads this post first.

Claim # 3383FAE

Enjoy your new FREE* Laptop

With some of the eye-raping avatars around here, I can't be bothered to be upset by the banner ads.

You leave Signe alone!

It's funny because of the red-eye there, Rocky.

I... umm... ok. 

(http://cdn5.tribalfusion.com/media/654646.gif)

Spelling FTW!!!

For some reason I wasn't concentrating on the spelling in that ad...

I understand, whereas if I want to see naked tits, I'll just take my shirt off.  Otherwise, they do nothing for me.  :-P

Unfair! I think you need to rectify this injustice.

You enjoy your eyesight, don't you?

Then I think it's safe to say that we'll just leave the mystery as it is.  Better to imagine than to go blind from horror.  :-D

Men don't skip ugly boobs any more than a twelve-year-old skips the ugly Pokemon.  Gotta catch'em all.

Amen.

ROFL!!

You guys made me have to explain to my co-worker why I started laughing my head off when I read your replies.  Thanks for a great laugh.  :heart:   :-D

My coworkers are long accustomed to my outbursts of chuckles.

Outbursts of laughter are what I live for.  And tits.

Me too. Usually followed by "Let me see" or "What did you find this time".

Or "It looks bigger when erect."

My girlfriend sits at one of the three desks opposite me. I usually garner one of these when I start chuckling:

(http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/observer/archives/Supernanny_crop.jpg)

I just got a honest to goodness popup from the site. Here.

(http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/3003/popupek6.jpg)

I'm sure they just know that you need ink.

What the fuck? I WILL check on that when I get home. Thanks.

First don't you have to enable pop-ups with firefox, since by default they are blocked? Second, its time to log off and go to sleep, 12 days of f13 is too much.

Thats total time logged in, but its skewed and does not work to well.  Some of us have a teeny bit more...
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Total time logged in: 118 days, 1 hours and 6 minutes.

It's based on cookies. Not actual time on the site.

Another Ige add popped into rotation today. Wheee.

I might have to remove Ad-sense from my blog since I noticed this morning it generated a gold seller I had blacklisted days ago.  I probably won't miss much, as my blog is so unpopular that it risks generating an anti-visitor singularity.  I was curious if it would flip Ad-sense and give me all money.

Total time logged in: 18 days, 23 hours and 52 minutes.

Hehe, I'm browsing a lot, posting a lot less  :-P

Merusk, it's gonna be hard to block them all. I don'tt know what the deal is.
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Geld, No, and Adsense sucks.
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Sairon, we thank you for your time, but please log 5 days, 8 minutes more before we unveil to you the secrets of the world.  - Ooooh, hadn't looked at mine in a while - Total time logged in: 123 days, 1 hours and 51 minutes.

Oh, I'm quite aware of that.  They're likely listing themselves under a few dozen names, playing the ad system to their advantage the same way they do games.  I just wanted to let you know.

This site has adds? No seriously, I had to double-check after I saw that picture. I'm just so used to scrolling down a few notches instantly every single page I open. Right now typing this, I'm already scrolled down to where my screen only shows the forum backlinks. There's always a site header, add, or bunch of links at the top and never is there anything new or interesting, so I never look. :-D

I'll work out a grinding scheme, but I'll have problems reaching it during the holidays  :|. Guess I won't get to know the secrets of the world until 2007

The full word is 'advertisement'.  Note that there is only one D in there.

Are you trying to say something there Yegg?