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Title: Don't tell border guards why you travel if you plan to have sex with minors Post by: sinij on October 25, 2006, 06:29:41 PM Man tells border patrol “I'm here to seduce a teenager”. Linky (http://www.theglobe.ca/servlet/story/RTGAM.20061025.wluring1025/BNStory/National/home)
Title: Re: Don't tell border guards why you travel if you plan to have sex with minors Post by: NiX on October 26, 2006, 05:33:21 AM Honest is the best policy! But, seriously, if he didn't tell them we could be seeing a different story. Where was the weed? Never go after a girl from BC without it! Cheaper than vodka.
Title: Re: Don't tell border guards why you travel if you plan to have sex with minors Post by: sinij on October 26, 2006, 05:35:46 AM BRB, packing for the trip to Vancouver. Now, where did I put vodka?
Title: Re: Don't tell border guards why you travel if you plan to have sex with minors Post by: WayAbvPar on October 26, 2006, 09:46:33 AM Another criminal mastermind behind bars.
Title: Re: Don't tell border guards why you travel if you plan to have sex with minors Post by: Samwise on October 27, 2006, 09:22:19 AM So crossing the border with intent to seduce a 15-year-old is illegal, but if he crossed the border for some other reason and then just happened to seduce a 15-year-old while he was there, it would have been okay?
Title: Re: Don't tell border guards why you travel if you plan to have sex with minors Post by: Engels on October 27, 2006, 10:21:41 AM Correctomondo. Technically he wasn't in Canada just quite yet when interrogated by Canadian customs officials.
Title: Re: Don't tell border guards why you travel if you plan to have sex with minors Post by: Samwise on October 27, 2006, 10:31:39 AM So the correct thing to do would have been to wait until he'd crossed the border, turned around, and said "Oh, BTW, I'm also gonna bone a teenager I met on the Internets, keke?"
Title: Re: Don't tell border guards why you travel if you plan to have sex with minors Post by: Tebonas on October 27, 2006, 11:28:43 AM Classic villain error. They brag too much about their evil plans.
Title: Re: Don't tell border guards why you travel if you plan to have sex with minors Post by: Merusk on October 27, 2006, 03:38:49 PM ".. Sly devil, you got me monologuing!"
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