f13.net

Ok guys, lets see what everyone looks like.

Post pictures in this thread.

(http://myspace-300.vo.llnwd.net/00418/00/35/418515300_l.jpg)

Are we allowed to make fun of those who do post a pic?

(http://www.snowshoemtn.com/NR/rdonlyres/ACF2D23B-3F38-4175-93F9-B541E4675004/0/pic1_mar11_big.jpg)

From the previously-mentioned Where's Yego hunt you should have done.  You're welcome.

I said I wasn't going to mix real life and the internet earlier, but hell, you guys are practically friends.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lonestar627/Misc/me_2006.jpg)

I just cut my hair though. It really isn't me. I don't know who that guy is.

(http://home.comcast.net/~tescobedo/tom_bored.jpg)

Me being bored while my wife shops for new sunglasses.

(http://home.comcast.net/~tescobedo/tom_drunk.jpg)

And from the We Have Arrived thread, me with too much alcohol in me.

LOL the bored while shopping with the wife face looks REALLY familiar. Pretty sure I have seen that expression on my own face a time or two.

I need to check with my wife to see if she cares if I post pics- the 2 I want to post both include her and I don't want to edit them.

(http://static.flickr.com/72/209321447_e4b85f6689.jpg)

Up on Kane Mt, we're doing the Fire Tower challenge through the Adirondacks.

No.

Doh, I thought we agreed we were Not doing this thread?

Lol, sky. Cool pic :-D

Not how I pictured you.

Not how I pictured Rasix either. Looks like a good friend of mine.

Is your good friend named Gaius Baltar?

I was going to post something, but I didn't realize I'd have to host a picture before I could post it here.  Anyone recommend a place to dump a few pics?

Umm. Close. It's Greg :)

Photobucket (http://www.photobucket.com) works, Nebu.

Guess which one's me!

(http://www.leadtogold.com/pics/events/archery06/DSC00499.jpg)

www.imageshack.us

You dont have to register to host it.

 :heart: this thread. I need to record myself playing more games.

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/jwjones79/mugshot.jpg)

I think you just won the thread.

I try not to hurt anyone with these guns, but sometimes it's hard.

(http://members.aol.com/bobbyb564/_pics/_male/vin_diesel/mainpic01.jpg)

Just kidding, while I am as buff as Vin, I don't wear muscle shirts. My wife and I dressed up for our first "formal dining night" on our honeymoon cruise:

(http://gallery.7mph.com/albums/upload/Honeymoon_Cruise/normal_Panama_Cruise_175.jpg)

(http://myspace-263.vo.llnwd.net/00314/36/29/314439263_l.jpg)

Don't talk to me.





Hey fucker, I look 12 on ther intardnet.  Fuck it.

I'd post one, but I look like I'm 15 and that's just not true.

The one running away as fast as he can from the insane looking bloke with the bow and arrow?

Bleh, I'm giving in to peer pressure....

Here I am waiting to go to Capri from Sorrento with a bunch of other students in the program I was in. I look absolutly thrilled to be there, right?
(http://users.rowan.edu/~astill71/pics/happyforcapri.JPG)

I wish... but in reality the most I win the very amateur photoshopping skills contest.  I just took my passport picture and worked some magic with an old mugshot of Scottie Pippin (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/pippenmug1.jpg).  I am not hardcore enough to actually get arrested.   :sad_panda:

I hate my bloody work.  Apparently F13 is now classified as prohibited... blah.

(http://myspace-026.vo.llnwd.net/01274/62/08/1274898026_m.jpg)

My boy and I at his 6th birthday.

They blocked f13 from your job? Hmmm.

Look at Scottie smiling in his mugshot. Hahahahah.

What I love about this pic is the bow-and-arrow instructor dude in the background, showing the other guy how to operate the device.  "See, you have to actually pull on this little doohickey right here, otherwise the arrow just falls down to the ground like so."  I'd have thought that the pulling back of the string was the most obvious bit in terms of proper archery.

I'm fairly sure you're misreading the conversation.  I think he's actually asking if the flatcap makes him look gay.

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It totally does.

If that's the case, then I don't even want to speculate as to what action he might be mimicking with his right hand.

"So have you ever heard of a Stinkfist?"

Wassup with the guy in the right? He's dressed like a Fisherman or Golfer or something......From the 1920's. Smoking a pipe at that.


Anyways...Couple more pics. I'd like to demonstrate something: That there is no "definitive" picture of me.

Examples:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lonestar627/Misc/me_1994.jpg)

About 10 years ago, even skinner than I am now and with a shaved head.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lonestar627/Misc/me_1999.jpg)

About 7 years ago, in my "Fat Simoan" stage. Friends who hadn't seen me in the couple years before this period, didn't even recognize me when we met again. And people who met me during this period, didn't recognize me later on.

Oh and btw, if anyone is paranoid about showing their picture, note that I just posted one of myself in my most grotesque, pathetic state. You can't top me.

Customer title material right there.  :wink:

I'd recognise you anywhere, Stray.  You have the lovliest heart shaped lips!  I'd see those, point at you and scream, "STRAAAAAY", at the top of my lungs. 

Anyway, no one needs to know what I look like in a pic.  Just know that I'm pretty on the inside.   :-P

Me (teh nub) (http://img53.imageshack.us/my.php?image=drunkentardon0.jpg)

Drunk and Viking'ish.

No amount of males posting their pics is going to make Signe post her '4 am on Bourbon St' pictures so I decline.

I decline as well. For your protection. The Phantom of the Opera screamed hysterically when he saw me once. Thought I was the boogeyman.

http://f13.net/index.php?itemid=75&catid=8#more

I'm the guy on the left in the very first picture.

That was easy.

(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/4229/nixelep6.jpg)

Everyone calls this my "magician" pose. I was really just reaching for the camera.

Here is a self portrait I took with my phone a little while back.

(http://myspace-695.vo.llnwd.net/00268/59/64/268764695_l.jpg)

(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/5373/n61201598314106153687zs8.jpg)

I can't really tell whether I look confused in this pic or on the verge of tears. It's not the best of me but far from the worst.

It was blocked at my last job.  It was classified as a games site with websense.

vex

Firing a bow is actually less intuitive than one might think.  Much like swinging a baseball bat.  Except that a baseball bat is less likely to leave welts on your arm.

Well, at least I'm not the only one who looks damned young.

I was going to go with Guy Pierce.

This thread... must resist.

Both IGN and Gamerdad is blocked here.  Only a matter of time.  Gamerdad is blocked for "Games/Violence" so I think we might have bought our proxy from Joe Lieberman.

(http://content.imagesocket.com/thumbs/halfdome2284d.jpg) (http://imagesocket.com/view/halfdome2284d.jpg)


I'm on the right.

edit: funny side note - at more than one point in time every person in this picture was playing WoW on different machines under the same roof.

Attractive girl playing WoW? I call bullshit on you, sir.  :-)

My sister plays WoW. You wanna say my sister is ugly? Come here and get your headbutt then!  :-)

For a few seconds I though, how can he tell? Then I realized you could click on the magnify thingie in the corner.

Me being the perfect father:
(http://www.yegolev.com/images/sam/Sam_51b.jpg)

I've met, in person, no less than three very attractive girls who play or played World of Warcraft.

It does exist.

haha, I have one of those. You should have seen me yesterday. I had the kid strapped up in that thing and was walking both of my dogs (90 lbs total) solo.

I rule.

Yes, but the :gamecube: Wavebird gives him extra "Early Indoctrination" points.

You want to see me, go look at the Raph or E3 articles. There's a couple in there. Or just look to the left a bit.

Ok, no need for me to post a pic. I look exactly like Yegolev. I mean, its freakin scary. Right down to the sardonic smile.

I'm posted on Oxenfree/ Zen's old site.  Here you go. (http://www.thefirsturl.com/gallery/Community-Photos/Merusk_Son) A 3-year old pic on Christmas Eve where I got to go to the hospital at 5am.  Of course, since the next day was Christmas Eve I'd been up gaming until midnight or one am.  Sleep, wha?

How is it that I'm practically the youngest person on here, but IRL I'm pretty much the oldest among my friends around where I live.... :|

Barn door.

Har har...just an observation.

Yeah.  Pretty sure it has to do with the forum format or type.  That other site and Q23 are not.

My rather cute friend not only plays WoW, but has been in a raiding guild for a very long time.  She tries to sneak computer time by making her husband watch sports.

(I play, however I won't claim to be attractive. :P)

I'll just continue to think you look like your Azumanga Daioh Iriomote cub.

Me and baby number three last November:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/mrmrmrj/Family/c2c7f8a4.jpg)

(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/6383/1010117imgjz0.jpg)

Me, being Irish with my family in a pub.

You mean you AREN'T a small dancing monkey?

My world has been shattered.

You live in New Jersey.  People don't live so long there.

PS  Every time I see a pic of Paelos I want to pinch his adorable cheeks.  Unfortunately, he's covered them up with facial ruffage.  Mow yourself, Monkey-Boy!  You're too cute for that nonsense!  The red eyes suit you, however.

I will continue to think:

Ironwood looks just like Zod.
Paelos is a dancing monkey.
Lantyssa is actually a red panda that managed to steal internet access some how.

And, of course,  Abagadros is a thawed neanderthal attorney.

(http://iria.chem.uh.edu/f13/red panda.jpg)

You caught me (http://www.mozilla.com/firefox).  You can blame the Mozilla Foundation for my release.

Seriously, I don't like this thread now. My idea of Paelos has been ruined. SHUT IT DOWN! This has become a dream shattering factory.

Are you in Fado?

I'm shocked you had an idea about me, frankly.

Even if he posts a pic, in my mind he'll still look like Zod.

Not so much anymore.  Elena forced me to shave.

And I'm shocked that internet detectives haven't uncovered my true face anyway.  It's not like there's not tons of evidence lying around the boards.

However, I disagree with RL threads for just this reason.  They ruin perfectly good imaginative mental picture avatars that we've all spent years and years acquiring.  I've been Ironwood for around, Christ, 25 years now.  I really dislike the idea that suddenly I'm back to being, well, me.

:)

Now that I find engels looks just like me, I'm inclined to agree with Ironwood.

While growing up, my dad always said: "Mommy's baby, Daddy's maybe."

You know what I look like, but if you don't, look to your left and DESPAIR!

It finally occured to me where I have seen you before.

Edited out some crap, breaking the joke.

Halloween a few years ago-

(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2773/fionaandshrekcj0.jpg)


At at wedding at Troon in Scottsdale Nov. 2005 (God it was a nice place!)-

(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/1794/jayandmindeeazzs0.jpg)

I have since grown my hair back, but don't have any recent pics with it.

You'll have to say which game cover you were linking. It no work!

Paelos: There was that time when you and Signe used to post weird conversations and the religious bits. It was hard not to. Still shattered.

Hmm works for me... anyway, it's Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow and Trauma Center.

You will always be de Jesus to me.

Is that Phil's Kitchen?

Yep!

If you look closely you can see Mika (or maybe Rin..they were dressed as twins) behind us. And maybe Adolph?

Is that your wife, WAP?  You're married to a 17 year old!  YOU PERV!

I think a cactus is giving WAP 'the finger'.

That's her (I got her express permission to post these so she wouldn't kick my ass). She is younger than I am, but not THAT much younger. She went drinking with VDL, Sauced and I!

Hahaha, it definitely is. Time for a beat down.

(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6831/1034/400/0916062031.jpg)

Taken by my best man's cell phone at the wedding.

btw, I can verify that WAP took a child bride. Girls so close to me in age should not have skin that perfect. S'unfair.

I could make you feel better about your skin, if I had a close-up photo, and wanted to post it and all.  (Not like it's hideous, just a lot of visible pores. :cry:)

About the most recent picture I have, which was last month when I got my new car.

(http://sema09.dreamhosters.com/car2.jpg)

omg a girl

Damn WAP, I think your the long lost twin of one of my friend. Wow, talk about identical.

A cold one.  Poor wee lassie.

Every time I think I've got everyone's gender right, someone else shows how bad at gender I am.

Nobody looks anything like I pictured. I'm with a few folks who prefer to imagine though. I wonder if a thread about what people think others look like would be fun...

We should try it!

I had imagined that Rasix looked like George Canstanza with a mustache (don't ask heh).

That Righ looks like Jared Harris (http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/LB2/JaredHarris_300x435.jpg).

That Signe looks like a younger Germaine Greer (yeah, the Steve Erwin lady). Same humor or something.

Used to think Haemish looked like the Reverend Horton Heat.

That WayAbv really did look like The Jesus.

Used to think Llava was Gothy, with long black hair.

That Dark Vengeance looks like Michael Bolton (the Office Space one).

That Boog looks like a fat version of Fred Durst.

I was seriously under the impression that Rasix was African American or something.

I don't like this thread.

I agree, that would be fun, though I don't really know enough of you yet, it would be entertaining.

Told ya.

Put me down for the 'What We Think They Look Like'.  That sounds like tons more fun.

FIFY

Im pretty sure that Ironwood is Zod.

I'm Fred Sanford.

If that is Grizzley Adams' brother, then yes, thats you.

Ok, mentally I'm Fred Sanford, dummy.

Every now and again I'll read back what I wrote in a Terence Stamp Voice.  It never works.  My posts never manage the dispassionate affectation of Zod.

"Why do you say such things, when you know I will kill you for them ?"

I'm sure i'll regret this at some point...

Squirrel

(http://www.razorfield.com/Images/squirrel.jpg)

Squirrel's partners in crime

(http://www.razorfield.com/Images/squirrel2.jpg)

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That poor bastard!

You're like an older Johnny Knoxville.

I'm taking that as a compliment - I'm of the lowbrow redneck breeding that finds him to be hillarious. Mostly. Alternating with disgusting. But still - a compliment...now shall I snort Wasabi for your viewing pleasure

...it rubs the lotion on its skin...

I wasn't implying you were as retardedly insane as he is :P Though you can still snort that Wasabi.

So the perception of me used to be a somewhat gothy type with long black hair, and the picture of me somehow shattered that impression?

Cause, I mean, my hair's brown not black, but otherwise...

Yeah, for the record, I've never seen Llava not wearing black. Unless it's black accentuated by some metal stuff, like a belt.

Granted, he's never seen me not in a collared shirt, and I don't wear those all the time.

Aww. So i shouldn't get my hounds and i a ticket to your hometown to put on a show??

(http://www.razorfield.com/Images/dawgs.jpg)

Ok really i just like any excuse to show pics of my dogs - fucking sue me...

The picture we have of you is in a red t-shirt and I didn't notice any makeup.  Not very gothy.

I like the hair either way though.  :heart:

I love your doggies, Squirrel, and the kid with the beak is adorable.  Unusual... but adorable.

I think you all look like your avatars, for the most part.

I do, too, regardless of how often they change them.  Nix is especially creepy.

I often confused NiX for the other cats.

Like, real cats? Cause, I had lots of kitty pictures. I'm so confused...

HELP ME SIGNE!

I'll help you, but I can't look at your face.  You just look wrong.

From my last tour:

(http://show.imagehosting.us/show/1684475/0/nouser_1684/T0_-1_1684475.jpg) (http://www.imagehosting.us/index.php?action=show&ident=1684475)

You look like Chris Isaak with a crew cut.

This thread reminds me of the time I learned that "aficionado" is not pronouced "afficondo."

I would post a pic except for two things:

1: I feel weird doing it.
2: I would have to post some sort of wacky glamour shot of myself shirtless, which would feel even weirder. (Because my body is better looking than my face by a longshot and I'm vain like that)

(Reminder: I am a man)

Also

3: Triforcer might recognize me. :-P

Stray: Upons googling Chris Isaak, I think he looks more like Leisure Suit Larry than I do.

It's your brow, the downturned eyes, the upturned nose, the mouth.

/shrug

Just the first thing that came to mind.

And yeah, his wardrobe is closer to Leisure Suit Larry's than your desert fatigues.

Guy's an awesome guitar player, and I've been compared to stranger things, if it makes you feel better ;).

Suffice to say I look nothing like my avatar.

From my last tour:

(http://users.on.net/~svandore/pics/061018_frommylasttour.jpg)

When I'm not drunk you don't.

(http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/bag.gif)

It is true that I don't wear makeup.  That's a bit much for me.

But the red shirt is one of literally 3 non-black shirts I own (for purposes of this discussion, I include dark gray as black).

Maybe I'll let my beard grow and snap a picture and paste it. I tend to look like Stanley Kubrick when my beard grows out. I always imagine that if I was missing or wanted for a crime, the picture in the paper would be one of my half asleep, bags under my eyes, Stanley Kubrick look from my college days.

I bet he dances like that while drunk, or while you're drunk.

Either is funny when I think about it.

No drinking required, just say the secret word:

Yogurting.

Do not taunt the happy fun yogurt.

You know, I was just thinking about you.  Although I know exactly what you look like, I have actually begun to imagine you as an adorable little dancing girl. 

Now we just need the short video of SirBruce dancing so we can declare this thread over.

It wouldn't be polite of me to say, what I think most of you look like - me I look more or less like my avatar and if anybody cared enough I've posted in other threads of this sort and can't be bothered now.

You are all lovely in my mind.  Even the family of raccoons living in Sky's beard.

Elmar Weiss is my hero.

(http://itrocks.biteus.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/beard5.jpg)

New rule. No bumping this thread unless you're posting a new RL picture of yourself.

You're not the boss of me.

Fine.

(http://iria.chem.uh.edu/f13/bonzaiamy.gif)

Happy now?

Hawt.

I resized you for all the nosey blokes on this pervy site.

(http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/7020/bonzaiamyjc6.gif)

Ahhh man, look at those pixels.  Yummy.

Is that you little bo peep?

I digitally enhanced the picture and you were close...

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ipRw6R7VI2PEyM:http://www.alice-in-wonderland.fsnet.co.uk/disney/disney_cel_03.gif)

A red x?

The pic works just fine for me.

Does not work for me, thus you are wrong.

Works fine for me, thus you are wrong.

VINDICATED!

Still does not work for me, and I am on a completely different network/computer.   :-P

Ok, right click on the red x, select properties. Then select the link, which is

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ipRw6R7VI2PEyM:http://www.alice-in-wonderland.fsnet.co.uk/disney/disney_cel_03.gif

which doens't work. Then cut out all the other crap and leave

http://www.alice-in-wonderland.fsnet.co.uk/disney/disney_cel_03.gif

which does

VINDICATED!

Hey, it worked for me.  Was Alice from Disney's Alice In Wonderland.

Doesn't work for me.  Don't give a fuck.

I don't know what the hell anyone is talking about.

That works for me.

C'mon.  You know the hell.  Admit it.

As an extra kick in the nuts, the picture doesn't work for me anymore.

VINDICATED!




Heh, that makes me giggle for some reason.  I am easily amused.

My pathetic attempt at humor has been thwarted.

Alice was amused, if it helps any.

Ok- who is going to host all these pics and archive them for when we are old(er) and gray(er) and fat(ter)?

(http://www.leadtogold.com/pics/perforce/halloween/duke.jpg)

I'm so stealing that next year.

The bat on a coathanger really completes the outfit.

You look like you just came off the set of Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas

*looks around himself suspiciously*

I have the terrible feeling that I'm about to fall into a sarchasm. 

I'm also not sure where I'd even begin to explain the concept of Halloween.   :|

You...shaved....

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

(I am placing my bets- there is no sarchasm here.  Also it's Las Vegas, not Los.)

Guys, that outfit is MEANT to look like the F&L thing. But I think Rrava caught on.

Hmmm.  I liked the beard.

I know this is shocking, however I am not actually a red panda.

(http://iria.chem.uh.edu/f13/Halloween06 swooning.jpg)

Aha!  You are a purple drama queen!  Great pic, by the way.  You managed to look very melodramatic and about to crack up at the same time.

Hey, my Spyder ski shit wants its sleeves back.  :-P

I was about to break out laughing.  My friend was trying to direct my poses and I felt really silly.  We were going for the fainting lady from the Mystery opening in that one.

I love purple.  Not seen are my black and lavender striped thigh-high socks.

However, you may be a superhero judging from your gloves  :-D


Doh!

I am a big purple fan myself.

f13 is populated with gawths.

If I wear makeup, I just look like an Egyptian.

I've been kind of sickly and pale lately though. Maybe I could be goth.

If I don't shave, I actually look my age.

If I don't shave I look like old man Whithers, down at the mill.

If I don't shave, I still look vaguely underage...

You dern yungins and yer galldang shavin'. Git, ya hear? Git!

I think I stopped being a youngling at 35...

I still sometimes think Schild is a preteen girl who smokes, like his first avatar here (and last at Waterthread I think).

My last avatar at Waterthread was Pennywise the clown blinking.

You've had this one too long.  I'm tired of it. 

Hm, you must have changed it shortly before the switchover happened.  I distinctly remember the preteen smoker at some point at Waterthread.

She wasn't preteen. In fact, I think she was like 27. It was from some glamour shot type photo shoot I came across. I'll come up with a new avatar over the weekend.

(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/9287/p1161048547hh7.jpg)

Only beings of great maturity will pose with swords!

Fixed it for you.

Ironwood in 2008? (http://www.zod2008.com/)

Zod would make a kinder, gentler leader of America than I would.

Merely putting you in the Salt mines would be a vacation.

/sadf

That was the charm of that avatar to me, sort of like the Van Halen 1984 cherub smoking.

I knew I should have been more thorough in removing that photoshop data.  I cannot get anything past you.