Title: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: Signe on September 27, 2006, 08:58:07 AM Quote WHAT IS PRISONSERVER? Your first day in a crazy, maximum security prison is about to start! Forget swords and wizardry! This new online game is about FUN on the present-time! The game is played exclusively over the Internet with other real players from all over the world. Combines classic online RPG gameplay and unique feaures. Turn-based combat. Make your way from just a rookie to gang leader or boss, meet new friends and get a life while becoming stronger to gain real respect! Players unite, collaborate & fight creating their own gangs and ranks within the prison confinements. Sooner or later you'll go Player versus Player forever. You can decide when or begin your character in a forced PvP server. Superior proven CHAT system, including +500 beautiful emoticons, multiple channels, colors, console, a full character set and more! +2500 items on weapons (bladed, blunt & distance), 7 types of armors, shirts & pants, chemical sprays, food, medicines, ammo, books, special items, bags, combiners and bombs. +1600 non-player characters, 10 offences to choose, 42 skills to master, character customization... Muffins? No! Hotdogs and chicken fingers. Make someone cook for you. Master the oven, the pot or the frying pan. Or teach yourself to sew, or some chemistry, or mechanics. Stay away from Carlito. They say he's not human and you'll only defeat him when your gang is prepared to. You'll also learn jewelry, a secret to improve weapons and armor that you must find in the forests that surround the prison. http://www.prisonserver.co.uk/web/en/index.php Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: Kenrick on September 27, 2006, 09:03:20 AM I want to know what a beautiful emoticon is.
Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: Sky on September 27, 2006, 09:13:34 AM Quote This new online game is about FUN on the present-time! Nothing says fun like prison. That said, that game sounds totally retarded. Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: Signe on September 27, 2006, 09:41:40 AM I want to know what a beautiful emoticon is. (http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/david.gif) ? (http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/hooters.gif) ? I think you guys should play and form a gang and, like, shiv people and stuff. Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: WindupAtheist on September 27, 2006, 11:06:00 AM The emote is more appropriate than ever...
(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e121/GrimDysart/spath.jpg) Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: sinij on September 27, 2006, 11:41:15 AM The emote is more appropriate than ever... (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e121/GrimDysart/spath.jpg) Ty, I was looking for this other day. Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: Soln on September 27, 2006, 12:08:41 PM I think Darniaq's been playing this (http://www.darniaq.com/wordpress/2006/09/mmo-live/mmog-prison-server/)
Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: Venkman on September 27, 2006, 01:13:37 PM It was ok. I couldn't get past, well, just about anything though. Definitely a foreign game though, and not in the well-it's-a-grind-but-man-is-it-pretty Pacific Rim sorta way.
Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: geldonyetich on September 27, 2006, 04:35:42 PM This was my first impression upon hearing about the game "Priston Tale" (http://eng.pristontale.com/Introduction/Features/PristonTale.aspx), which apparently has nothing to do with prison and everything to do with trying to be like Ragnarok Online. Apparently PrisonServer picks up where Priston Tale is distinctively lacking in the "prison" aspect.
Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: Signe on September 27, 2006, 04:53:59 PM Just play it and let us know what the sex is like!
Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: geldonyetich on September 27, 2006, 05:07:44 PM See, I can't see the purpose of a MMORPG that takes place in prison when the feeling of being in prison is already well simulated by most massively multiplayer online games.
Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: Signe on September 27, 2006, 05:13:14 PM That was really deep.
Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: Big Gulp on September 27, 2006, 06:48:41 PM So the question remains for all you people when we meet up in-game; jelly or syrup?
Oh, and Darniaq said "rim". Heh heh. Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: Calantus on September 28, 2006, 05:29:13 AM I've heard syrup is the way to go, but I'm gonna try both and see which I prefer.
Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: Signe on September 28, 2006, 07:21:56 AM What sort of jelly? Jello type jelly, or the sort of jelly that come in Turkish Delight? If it's Jello jelly, won't you have to cook it and then chill it first? Or nick it from the cafeteria? Jello doesn't come in stick in the US, does it?
Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: Surlyboi on September 28, 2006, 09:46:11 AM No! Not the tossed salad man! I wanna play WoW I wanna grind to 60!!11!!1
Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: Der Helm on September 28, 2006, 10:07:26 AM the tossed salad *shudders*Thank you internet, thank you google ... :sad_panda: Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: Surlyboi on September 28, 2006, 10:35:36 AM Thank you HBO Prison Special...
Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: WayAbvPar on September 28, 2006, 12:12:57 PM Best thread title EVAR.
Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: Soln on September 28, 2006, 12:16:11 PM the tossed salad man! so it's PvP right? :-D "Nooo I'll L2P Honest! Not the tossed salad man! Noooo" Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: sinij on September 30, 2006, 09:05:38 AM No you toss salad, drop soap and cook for other inmates until you ding. Its all PvE.
Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: Catalan on October 09, 2006, 04:26:29 AM lol I didn't know this kept running. This is about 5 years old, the first and last Spanish produced MMOG. It was a big flop and ruined the company making it, which had been in bussiness since the 8-bit times. Seems someone got his hands on the remains and plans to refloat it.
I never played it, but judging by the chat displayed in their screenshots I can vouch for the inmersiveness and realistic roleplaying :) ... Title: Re: Ever wonder what it's like on the inside? Bend over and play PrisonServer! Post by: Fabricated on October 10, 2006, 04:08:25 AM For some reason I find myself deeply amused imagining farmers and botters on this game. Damn those botters and their /autotoss macros.
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