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Title: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Flood on September 26, 2006, 11:01:14 PM
Not to beat the bushes here, but the Beta has started no?  According to the locked post up top we need to make sure everything was correct in our contact info yadda yadda.  I even followed up with a PM to the guy with my email again just in case.  I haven't received any communication from them at ANY of my email drops, especially the one I provided.

Anyone have any further info or actually in the Beta?  It's not a major thing, but it's sort of under my skin with the no responding-ness.  Or possibly I retarded something up real goodz. 


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: schild on September 26, 2006, 11:09:06 PM
I had hundreds of responses. Some people have two accounts. It was a mess. Every single person that sent me a PM or email had names submitted. Well, almost everyone (like all but 2 because people are dicks). People from f13 are now being admitted in waves. Apologies if your name is lower in the list, i went in the order of people arriving.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: FatuousTwat on September 27, 2006, 06:03:17 AM
I was wondering the same thing... Thanks schild.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Surlyboi on September 27, 2006, 06:07:21 AM
I am NOT a dick.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: sinij on September 27, 2006, 06:23:55 AM
I am NOT a dick.

I'm a dick. Can I still add my name to the list?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Flood on September 27, 2006, 09:17:56 AM
I had hundreds of responses. Some people have two accounts. It was a mess. Every single person that sent me a PM or email had names submitted. Well, almost everyone (like all but 2 because people are dicks). People from f13 are now being admitted in waves. Apologies if your name is lower in the list, i went in the order of people arriving.

It's cool, thanks for the update.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Engels on September 27, 2006, 01:10:25 PM
Code:
People from f13 are now being admitted in waves

Well, no wonder I haven't been let in! I'm a particle!



Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: geldonyetich on September 27, 2006, 04:37:03 PM
In all fairness, my previous falling out with F13 was less being a dick and more being the recipient of dick-like behavior from certain now banned individuals.

...

On the other hand, I'm not kissing up to anyone in order to play a broken game that can't possibly live up to the hype.  Enjoy your beta.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Signe on September 27, 2006, 04:53:05 PM
I bet he means Dark Vengence.   :-P


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: schild on September 27, 2006, 05:42:42 PM
In all fairness, my previous falling out with F13 was less being a dick and more being the recipient of dick-like behavior from certain now banned individuals.

In all fairness, it's not that you're a dick. You're a goober and write some insane shit that isn't Worth argument. A dick is something you are most definately not. You're not a mean guy by any stretch.

Edit: Also, I wasn't talking about you up there, twit.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: damijin on September 27, 2006, 08:40:22 PM
Code:
People from f13 are now being admitted in waves

Well, no wonder I haven't been let in! I'm a particle!



thank you.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Nebu on September 28, 2006, 01:10:33 AM
Either I'm a dick or I missed the memo.  I'm guessing the former.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Megrim on September 28, 2006, 03:14:14 AM
There is undeniably too much sausage in this thread.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Surlyboi on September 28, 2006, 03:32:56 AM
it needs more cowbell


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: schild on September 28, 2006, 04:19:01 AM
For the record. There's at least 60 people who aren't in... yet. At least 60. I need to comb through after everyone's in and fix whatever I might have fucked up.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on September 28, 2006, 04:22:08 AM
Ya'know, I was wondering about this same issue the other day, but did not want to come across as a whiny twat.

Thanks for the update :)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Surlyboi on September 28, 2006, 05:33:41 AM
Whiny twat...  :evil:


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Soln on September 28, 2006, 06:49:11 AM
is it worth whining for?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Nebu on September 28, 2006, 07:59:55 AM
is it worth whining for?

Do you have a strong desire to see all the possible ways you can spell Frodo, Gandalf, and Legolas?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Surlyboi on September 28, 2006, 09:44:21 AM
XxXFrod0ezXxX has defeated the Nazgul...  :roll:


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: shiznitz on September 28, 2006, 09:56:59 AM
I bet Frogo gets through the filter!


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: WayAbvPar on September 28, 2006, 12:14:54 PM
 :nda: :nda: :nda: :nda: :nda: :nda: :nda:

So there!


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Surlyboi on September 28, 2006, 12:16:09 PM
I see your  :nda: and raise you a  :nda:!!!!oneeleven


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: geldonyetich on September 28, 2006, 03:08:39 PM
I understand that Turbine is making this game, and so you have my condolences for all that pent-up disappointment.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: caladein on September 28, 2006, 03:41:08 PM
is it worth whining for?

Do you have a strong desire to see all the possible ways you can spell Frodo, Gandalf, and Legolas?

I'm sure we'll see a few (million) more creative ones of the later once the WoW expansion comes out...


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: tazelbain on September 28, 2006, 05:48:20 PM
EDIT: nevermind


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: schild on September 28, 2006, 05:52:38 PM
=article&pagebuilder[display_item]=144]HOBBIGEDDON: SLAUGHTER AT BAG END (http://lotro.turbine.com/index.php?page_id=20&pagebuilder[module)

Nice. Turbine has unfriendly urls.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on September 28, 2006, 06:01:01 PM
Quote from: fanboi link=stupid fucking tards on LOTR
I think that most of the posters here have got it right in regards to the lore. Your general, run-of-the-mill Orc (or goblin to be more specific) such as those found in Moria and the ones that harrassed Bilbo and Co. in The Hobbit are on the lowest end of the scale when it comes to sun resistance. They suffer severely when out in the sun (majo reductions to dmg, AC, to-hit, etc...) and hate it intensely. Orcs from Mordor and other places in direct control of the Shadow are a step up from that due to both years of selective, controlled breeding as well as strengthening from Sauron. They still hate the sun, but only suffer minor penalties in its light. The Uruk-hai, being a crossbreed of orcs and men (I think, may have to check on that) contain the best elements of both therefore suffer the least in the sunlight (no penalties) and have the least hatreds towards it. What this could mean in game terms is that each type of orc could have different activity cycles; goblins would come out at night and if present during the day would stay in shadowy areas and be significantly weaker, while orcs and Uruk-hai could both be out and about during the day with varying levels of penalty.

Needs more typos to add coherence.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Riggswolfe on September 29, 2006, 06:28:51 AM
*looks around him to see if he can spot the dicks, then checks to make sure he's not wearing a "I'm a dick" t-shirt.*


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Surlyboi on September 29, 2006, 06:32:23 AM
You can't be a dick, you quoted me in your sig.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Riggswolfe on September 29, 2006, 06:33:58 AM
Oh, thanks. I forgot who wrote it when I made the sig.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Soln on September 29, 2006, 07:02:52 AM
so any naked elves?  or  :nda:


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: schild on September 29, 2006, 07:05:48 AM
so any naked elves? or :nda:

I'm pretty sure I'm not breaking the NDA by saying that the only elves in the game are naked elves.

Dead serious.

Unfortunately, the hobbits are naked too, and that's just fucking creepy.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Soln on September 29, 2006, 07:16:03 AM
midget love?  competing with SL?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Surlyboi on September 29, 2006, 07:20:14 AM
Naked. Hairy. Fat. Hobbitses.

Phear.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: geldonyetich on September 29, 2006, 09:35:44 AM
Oh!  "Baggins."  Now I get it.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: WayAbvPar on September 29, 2006, 10:33:38 AM
TeaBaggins to you.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Surlyboi on September 29, 2006, 12:17:41 PM
Dildo Teabaggins


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: stray on September 29, 2006, 01:43:26 PM
We think alike.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Xanthippe on October 01, 2006, 11:07:14 AM
Dildo Teabaggins

I bet there will be 100 of those.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Yoshimaru on October 01, 2006, 04:31:21 PM
Am I right in saying that I am at the bottom of said list?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: CmdrSlack on October 01, 2006, 05:11:47 PM
So I'm wondering how many of the people in the beta are dorky enough to have Bored of the Rings-based (http://amethyst-angel.com/bored_of_the_rings.html) names.  I think a hobbit named Frito would be fun, personally.

I wish my beta app had more success, clearly, my lack of a system that postdates the SWG launch is a stumbling block when trying to get beta access.

It also serves me right for not reading much beyond the Politics forum.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Flood on October 01, 2006, 06:30:32 PM
Am I right in saying that I am at the bottom of said list?

Well, I don't know where I am at on "the list" but I can tell you that after PM'ing Lord Beta, re-PM'ing Lord Beta, creating this thread, and then re-posting in this thread - I'm not in the Beta.

I'm not pissed about it, and I don't want to stir the shit over something like LotRO Beta - but obviously there's a few crossed wires regarding the whole thing.  Thankfully Defcon is has a good portion of my attention right now.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Yoshimaru on October 01, 2006, 07:37:34 PM
I wasn't very hopefull when I PM'ed him because I have just been a lurker for a while, but apparently everyone who PMed got added to the list so we just have to wait our turns...


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Der Helm on October 02, 2006, 03:21:44 AM
Dildo Teabaggins

I bet there will be 100 of those.
101 as soon as I get an invite ...


... not sure if I am serious ...

:-D


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Der Helm on October 02, 2006, 03:23:14 AM
I wasn't very hopefull when I PM'ed him because I have just been a lurker for a while, but apparently everyone who PMed got added to the list so we just have to wait our turns...
Thats what I thought as well.

So, lets hope I am not one of those "dicks" ...


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: schild on October 02, 2006, 03:31:31 AM
I have another handful to send in this week even though we're only a tiny bit through the initial mail-in.

If you have received confirmation of getting into the beta, please tell me.

If you want in the beta and haven't told me or "Lord Beta" yet, please tell me by Thursday. After that I'll allow one more wave of people and then I'm cutting it off.

Thanks.

P.S. Stop worrying about whether you're a dick or not. If you have the ability to post you're not a dick.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on October 02, 2006, 05:16:57 AM
Wait a sec, are you telling me that I am not getting into the beta?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Der Helm on October 02, 2006, 07:30:43 AM
Wait a sec, are you telling me that I am not getting into the beta?
I think he was talking about being "technically able" to post.

 :rimshot:


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on October 02, 2006, 11:13:53 AM
Naw, I was just being paranoid.  Its what I do best!  At least on the intardnet.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Riggswolfe on October 02, 2006, 02:53:45 PM

P.S. Stop worrying about whether you're a dick or not. If you have the ability to post you're not a dick.

Woohoo! That means this thread is dick free! Or something.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: sinij on October 02, 2006, 03:05:00 PM
P.S. Stop worrying about whether you're a dick or not. If you have the ability to post you're not a dick.

Lies!


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Azazel on October 02, 2006, 10:59:08 PM
P.S. Stop worrying about whether you're a dick or not. If you have the ability to post you're not a dick.

you can be two things...



Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Broughden on October 03, 2006, 04:45:47 PM
Gary Johnston: "We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks."


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Lord Beta on October 04, 2006, 04:32:12 PM
Hey fuckers, if you haven't gotten in yet, it's not because I didn't send your shit in.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4f/Frankie_says_relax_t-shirt.jpg/200px-Frankie_says_relax_t-shirt.jpg)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Tannhauser on October 05, 2006, 10:22:23 AM
Hi Schild, I still want in the beta.  :-D

kthxbai


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Modern Angel on October 05, 2006, 11:25:01 AM
Twiddling my thumbs and waiting patiently.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Soln on October 05, 2006, 11:27:22 AM
I'm fun to play with.

/wiggles toes


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Miasma on October 05, 2006, 11:55:15 AM
All this talk almost makes me want to ask to beta this too - just so that I can read the private board and see how very disappointed you guys are once you get to play it after all of this excruciating waiting and anticipation.  :evil:


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: geldonyetich on October 05, 2006, 12:36:15 PM
There's this fabulous hidden scavenger hunt that takes place on the MMOG Discussion forum that you  must first pass before getting into LOTR beta.  Though it taxxed my brain cells unmercilously, I managed to solve that scavenger hunt.  However, I didn't submit the winning entry because I can't see myself having time for a beta right now.  So, my conviction that people are calling me dicks who may, in fact, not be doing so isn't my reason for not being in LOTR beta right now.  I just thought I'd be helpful and mention the existance of this event for those who were unaware of it but hoping to get in.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Sky on October 05, 2006, 12:47:14 PM
Hey! I have no interest in this beta!

 :-D


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Furiously on October 05, 2006, 01:35:03 PM
There's this fabulous hidden scavenger hunt that takes place on the MMOG Discussion forum that you  must first pass before getting into LOTR beta.  Though it taxxed my brain cells unmercilously, I managed to solve that scavenger hunt.  However, I didn't submit the winning entry because I can't see myself having time for a beta right now.  So, my conviction that people are calling me dicks who may, in fact, not be doing so isn't my reason for not being in LOTR beta right now.  I just thought I'd be helpful and mention the existance of this event for those who were unaware of it but hoping to get in.

dick.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: geldonyetich on October 05, 2006, 02:30:38 PM
Though not a dick by trade, I'm distinctively capable of deceiving myself into dick-like behavior.  In this case, sarcasm (humorous or otherwise) carries poorly in text format, but in my sleep deprived stupor, I thought I'd try.  That, and it seemed to me that I'd make it too easy if I just provided the link to where one goes to request into the F13 LotRO Beta.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Tannhauser on October 08, 2006, 11:10:31 AM
If you were a real dick, you'd not apologize for being a dick.

 


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Signe on October 08, 2006, 01:18:05 PM
Geldon, If you were a "dick by trade", you'd be a rent boy and someone around here would have noticed you hanging around the Senate offices.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: stray on October 08, 2006, 01:28:32 PM
If you were a real dick, you'd not apologize for being a dick.

Dicks often apologize for being dicks by saying "Just kidding."


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Oban on October 08, 2006, 01:34:12 PM
If you were a real dick, you'd not apologize for being a dick.

Dicks often apologize for being dicks by saying "Just kidding."

"With all due respect,..."

"...but seriously."

"For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex."

"I am the lead rat NPC programmer for Vanguard."


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: geldonyetich on October 08, 2006, 10:05:06 PM
Geldon, If you were a "dick by trade", you'd be a rent boy and someone around here would have noticed you hanging around the Senate offices.
Ew. No. Never. How much does it pay? That much?! ... No, nevermind. I said never and I'm standing by that, senator.

Ask Dildo Teabaggins.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on October 11, 2006, 01:39:30 PM
 :nda:


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Riggswolfe on October 11, 2006, 02:02:06 PM
I am in the beta, now. ;)

Dick! I mean...cool.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Morfiend on October 11, 2006, 03:58:12 PM
Anyone ever catch "Lord of the G-stings" on skinimax? If you see it, you should tune in just for a good laugh. Hell, I watch like 30 miutes cracking up the whole time.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: FatuousTwat on October 11, 2006, 06:44:13 PM
Yeah, I caught like 20 minutes of that...It was terrible. Funny thing is, I watched some of "Spiderbabe" (ripoff of spiderman) 2 weeks later on the same channel and I swear it had almost all the same actors/actresses (if you could call them that).


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Margalis on October 11, 2006, 08:55:06 PM
That studio puts out a lot of those movies, all with the same 5 actresses or so.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Yegolev on October 12, 2006, 07:54:24 AM
Probably the best one I saw was Throbbin' Hood with Ron Jeremy as Friar Fuck.  That was hilarious.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Viin on October 23, 2006, 12:17:25 PM
So is anyone actually playing this?

I just got in about a week ago, and started playing this weekend. Is that  :nda:?

Anyways, use 'Irek' to Friend me.  8-)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Yegolev on October 23, 2006, 12:42:57 PM
If you do get in, I think you are supposed to tell Lord Beta in a PM, not everyone who might be reading this site.  Like Calandryll.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Viin on October 23, 2006, 06:35:50 PM
I thought talking to Lord Beta was to get in the beta, not to let everyone know you are already in?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: schild on October 23, 2006, 06:47:03 PM
Quote from: Lord Beta
If you have gotten into the beta and have not told me, please do so.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: lamaros on October 23, 2006, 06:47:55 PM
The email they send you mentions that as part of the NDA you are not allowed to tell anyone you are in the Beta.

This might be pure speculation on my part, as I am unable to remember if I have or have not ever recieved such an email myself.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on October 23, 2006, 08:44:28 PM
The email they send you mentions that as part of the NDA you are not allowed to tell anyone you are in the Beta.

This might be pure speculation on my part, as I am unable to remember if I have or have not ever recieved such an email myself.

Cal said something along the lines of "I want to make this part of the NDA, but it is not officially against it.  We discourage it, though" or something along those lines.  Ironically, where he may of said it is  :nda:.  :(


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: WindupAtheist on October 23, 2006, 08:55:56 PM
I'm in the beta.  Furthermore, I'm going to shit on the NDA and spill the complete story right here on F13.

A)  Okay, first off the camera controls suck.  I'm perpetually looking down on the action from somewhere up in the sky, with the net result that my range of vision extends only a few yards.  Nothing I do seems to change the perspective one bit.

B)  Character creation is horribly shallow.  There aren't that many classes, and they don't seem to have any races besides human implemented yet.  You can't tinker with your stats prior to starting, and gender seems to be autoselected based upon class for some reason.  What the hell?

C)  The combat system is pretty good, with lots of fast-paced running around and chopping the crap out of dozens of monsters at a time.  You can even dodge projectiles by running out of the way.

D)  The loot system is positively awesome, but for some reason all items seem to drop to the ground where anyone can grab them.  Is this working as intended?

E)  Half of the game appears to be plagiarized from WoW.  I mean, casters doing Frost Novas?  Warriors doing shouts?  For some reason they gave Charge to paladins.  I bet this will be ridculously imbalanced, and furthermore I think Blizzard might sue them.

F)  It pisses all over established Tolkien lore.  Like in the first zone, they give me a quest to go to a town called Tristram and rescue a guy named Cain.  What the hell?  Where's Frodo?  The fanboys are going to flip out.

Yeah, big thumbs down so far.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Signe on October 23, 2006, 09:27:16 PM
I'm in the beta.  Furthermore, I'm going to shit on the NDA and spill the complete story right here on F13.

A)  Okay, first off the camera controls suck.  I'm perpetually looking down on the action from somewhere up in the sky, with the net result that my range of vision extends only a few yards.  Nothing I do seems to change the perspective one bit.

B)  Character creation is horribly shallow.  There aren't that many classes, and they don't seem to have any races besides human implemented yet.  You can't tinker with your stats prior to starting, and gender seems to be autoselected based upon class for some reason.  What the hell?

C)  The combat system is pretty good, with lots of fast-paced running around and chopping the crap out of dozens of monsters at a time.  You can even dodge projectiles by running out of the way.

D)  The loot system is positively awesome, but for some reason all items seem to drop to the ground where anyone can grab them.  Is this working as intended?

E)  Half of the game appears to be plagiarized from WoW.  I mean, casters doing Frost Novas?  Warriors doing shouts?  For some reason they gave Charge to paladins.  I bet this will be ridculously imbalanced, and furthermore I think Blizzard might sue them.

F)  It pisses all over established Tolkien lore.  Like in the first zone, they give me a quest to go to a town called Tristram and rescue a guy named Cain.  What the hell?  Where's Frodo?  The fanboys are going to flip out.

Yeah, big thumbs down so far.

Yikes!  You spelled ridculously correctly!


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Strazos on October 23, 2006, 09:31:48 PM
My money is on the Spell Check.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Yoshimaru on October 23, 2006, 10:21:58 PM
F)  It pisses all over established Tolkien lore.  Like in the first zone, they give me a quest to go to a town called Tristram and rescue a guy named Cain.  What the hell?  Where's Frodo?  The fanboys are going to flip out.

Another reason for Blizzard to sue, if that is really in the game. (D2 anyone?)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Engels on October 23, 2006, 10:37:20 PM
Heh heh, Yoshimaru, you fell for it hook line and sinker. WUA isn't really breaking an NDA, he's making a funneh by pretending he was accepted into Diaba 'Beta', a game that came out, what, 9 years ago?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Miasma on October 24, 2006, 06:08:35 AM
I like to judge the interest in a beta by seeing how many people are looking at the secret beta board.  The more people doing "Nothing, or nothing you can see..." (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?action=who) the more active the beta is.  There were quite a few people doing "nothing" very early on but now I rarely see people in there.  Therefore I don't think people are excited about it.  This is hardly a scientific method since the private EvE boards and a couple other places also show "nothing", I think I know who the EvE people are though.

Would it have been simpler just to join the beta, yes, but I think I can get more fun by making crazy extrapolations than by actually playing another turbine game.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: shiznitz on October 24, 2006, 08:48:11 AM
I'm in the beta.  Furthermore, I'm going to shit on the NDA and spill the complete story right here on F13.

A)  Okay, first off the camera controls suck.  I'm perpetually looking down on the action from somewhere up in the sky, with the net result that my range of vision extends only a few yards.  Nothing I do seems to change the perspective one bit.

B)  Character creation is horribly shallow.  There aren't that many classes, and they don't seem to have any races besides human implemented yet.  You can't tinker with your stats prior to starting, and gender seems to be autoselected based upon class for some reason.  What the hell?

C)  The combat system is pretty good, with lots of fast-paced running around and chopping the crap out of dozens of monsters at a time.  You can even dodge projectiles by running out of the way.

D)  The loot system is positively awesome, but for some reason all items seem to drop to the ground where anyone can grab them.  Is this working as intended?

E)  Half of the game appears to be plagiarized from WoW.  I mean, casters doing Frost Novas?  Warriors doing shouts?  For some reason they gave Charge to paladins.  I bet this will be ridculously imbalanced, and furthermore I think Blizzard might sue them.

F)  It pisses all over established Tolkien lore.  Like in the first zone, they give me a quest to go to a town called Tristram and rescue a guy named Cain.  What the hell?  Where's Frodo?  The fanboys are going to flip out.

Yeah, big thumbs down so far.

Excellent! You had me until D).


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Jayce on October 24, 2006, 09:14:42 AM
I like to judge the interest in a beta by seeing how many people are looking at the secret beta board.  The more people doing "Nothing, or nothing you can see..." (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?action=who) the more active the beta is.

Wow.  In the past 5 minutes I discovered a cool board feature, and realized I'm a total sucker.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: geldonyetich on October 24, 2006, 10:01:03 AM
I'm in the beta.  Furthermore, I'm going to shit on the NDA and spill the complete story right here on F13.
*surreptitiously modifies LOTR beta app to have no F13 affiliation*

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B)  Character creation is horribly shallow.  There aren't that many classes, and they don't seem to have any races besides human implemented yet.  You can't tinker with your stats prior to starting, and gender seems to be autoselected based upon class for some reason.  What the hell?
Some developer's been playing too much Korean MMORPGs.

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E)  Half of the game appears to be plagiarized from WoW.  I mean, casters doing Frost Novas?  Warriors doing shouts?  For some reason they gave Charge to paladins.  I bet this will be ridiculously imbalanced, and furthermore I think Blizzard might sue them.
If Westwood were still alive, they would find that ironic.  (Dune 2 vrs Warcraft.)
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F)  It pisses all over established Tolkien lore. 
So not surprised.[/quote]

The more people doing "Nothing, or nothing you can see..." (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?action=who)
Am I the only one who is reminded of a MMORPG /who list?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: WindupAtheist on October 24, 2006, 10:04:13 AM
For the slow kids:  It was a joke.  The game I was actually describing was Diablo II.  Jesus.  Stay tuned for next week, when I play Age of Conan and trash it for having Chun Li and Blanka.  Nitwits.

(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e121/GrimDysart/pwn.jpg)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: geldonyetich on October 24, 2006, 10:10:02 AM
It's been a long time since I played Diablo II :-P


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: shiznitz on October 24, 2006, 11:30:04 AM
The fact that people (me included) believed A and B were actually possible design aspects of LotR says a lot about the low expectations for a Turbine game. A helluva lot.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Nebu on October 24, 2006, 11:40:41 AM
The fact that people (me included) believed A and B were actually possible design aspects of LotR says a lot about the low expectations for a Turbine game. A helluva lot.

I'm anticipating a comeback of the beekeeper class.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: HaemishM on October 24, 2006, 11:42:52 AM
I'm in the beta.  Furthermore, I'm going to shit on the NDA and spill the complete story right here on F13.

Thanks for being a nutsack.

EDIT: I also didn't get the joke, but since I'd never played Diablo or Diablo 2, I have an excuse. I also wouldn't be surprised if his predictions were spot on anyway.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: WindupAtheist on October 24, 2006, 12:13:19 PM
I also didn't get the joke, but since I'd never played Diablo or Diablo 2, I have an excuse.

*looks at the timestamp on his own "for the slow kids" post*
*looks at the timestamp on this post*

No, you're still going to get laughed at.

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I also wouldn't be surprised if his predictions were spot on anyway.

My "predictions" are far too optimistic.  If LotRO is anywhere near as much fun as Diablo 2, I'll eat my fucking hat.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Soln on October 24, 2006, 12:30:31 PM
status of DDO? I see PvP and level cap has increased. 


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Viin on October 24, 2006, 02:56:23 PM
Well someone let me in the secret forum, damn it!


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Riggswolfe on October 25, 2006, 06:07:15 AM
So, if we're still not in should we be getting anxious yet?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on October 25, 2006, 07:22:41 AM
So, if we're still not in should we be getting anxious yet?

No.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Soln on October 25, 2006, 08:36:51 AM
So, if we're still not in should we be getting anxious yet?

No.

I'll take that as a friendly warning and not a PFO.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Soln on November 02, 2006, 07:52:13 AM
when is the beta supposed to end? 


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: schild on November 02, 2006, 08:40:41 AM
Not for a long while.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: edlavallee on November 10, 2006, 06:00:22 AM
WAAH  :cry:

I want in.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on November 10, 2006, 06:19:27 AM
WAAH  :cry:

I want in.

Did you sign up for the beta?  Did you follow the instructions in the sticky post?  I see good things ahead if you did!   8-)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Endie on November 10, 2006, 06:47:09 AM
Did you sign up for the beta?  Did you follow the instructions in the sticky post?  I see good things ahead if you did!   8-)

I did, and they said "hohoho, little European, there is nothing for you here..."


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Simond on November 10, 2006, 08:12:01 AM
Not for a long while.
So the rumoured release date is false?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Signe on November 10, 2006, 09:05:28 AM
Well, to be fair, it WAS schild who said it.  Time is different for him.  Remember, he lives for the moment so a week is almost forever.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Arthur_Parker on November 10, 2006, 09:07:52 AM
Not for a long while.
So the rumoured release date is false?

Gamespot Video Interview with Jeff Anderson (http://www.gamespot.com/pc/rpg/middleearthonline/news.html?sid=6161040&autoplay=6161056&tag=topslot;action;2)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: WayAbvPar on November 10, 2006, 10:28:57 AM
Not for a long while.
So the rumoured release date is false?

Gamespot Video Interview with Jeff Anderson (http://www.gamespot.com/pc/rpg/middleearthonline/news.html?sid=6161040&autoplay=6161056&tag=topslot;action;2)

I wanna play a monster!!


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Furiously on November 10, 2006, 10:52:08 AM
Troll.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: tazelbain on November 10, 2006, 10:56:37 AM
Too bad they don't have unicorns with butterfly wings, I have dreams of being an Apocalypse Pony.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: jpark on November 11, 2006, 11:56:51 AM
I can't see Schild giving this game an honest testing effort - there aren't any paladins  8-)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: edlavallee on November 12, 2006, 04:34:38 PM
Did you sign up for the beta?  Did you follow the instructions in the sticky post?  I see good things ahead if you did!   8-)

I did, and they said "hohoho, little European, there is nothing for you here..."

At least they are talkin to you... I just get the disdainful "you are a lttle flea" stare.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Roac on November 13, 2006, 11:24:46 AM
I can't see Schild giving this game an honest testing effort - there aren't any paladins  8-)

Well, during the war, there was one (http://www.glyphweb.com/arda/default.asp?url=http://www.glyphweb.com/arda/p/paladintookii.html) :P


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: stray on November 13, 2006, 02:05:20 PM
Apocalypse Pony

Dude, don't break the NDA.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Der Helm on November 13, 2006, 10:58:30 PM
Dude, don't break the NDA.

If you have received confirmation of getting into the beta, please tell me.

edit: Nevermind. Actually reading the thread helps.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Modern Angel on December 01, 2006, 10:07:41 AM
Necromancy!

I got into the beta via random stress test invite. Is there a board to discuss in game happenings?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: WayAbvPar on December 01, 2006, 10:09:34 AM
Necromancy!

I got into the beta via random stress test invite. Is there a board to discuss in game happenings?

Send a PM to Lord Beta. And schild. And Trippy, since schild is probably asleep.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Morat20 on December 01, 2006, 11:36:02 AM
Necromancy!

I got into the beta via random stress test invite. Is there a board to discuss in game happenings?
Me too. I've been too busy wrapping up the semester (I fucking HATE it when I'm doing a group project and I'm the only one with a functioning brain cell or the ability to do actual work. I got stuck in TWO like that this year. It's aggravation I don't need on top of my real job) to even d/l it, but I'm hoping to do so next week.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Falconeer on December 01, 2006, 11:46:40 AM
A friend of mine is too. And he is surprised so far.
Maybe his expectations were too low. But hey, it was Turbine, he thought.

EDIT: oh cmon, are you kidding me?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Modern Angel on December 01, 2006, 12:41:33 PM
Me too. And I am surprised so far.
Maybe my expectations were too low. But hey, it was Turbine, I thought.

Ah, so you like it? Because  :nda:

TO THE FORUMS!


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on December 01, 2006, 01:34:11 PM
Me too. And I am surprised so far.
Maybe my expectations were too low. But hey, it was Turbine, I thought.

Watch your mouth, sweetheart.  Technically you are not even supposed to announce that you are in.  Lucky for us Cal is kind enough to look the other way when we do.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Falconeer on December 01, 2006, 01:51:12 PM

I'll never get used to this kind of dumb stuff.
That said, looks like a nice diku (from the.. uh.. previews)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Venkman on December 01, 2006, 05:43:30 PM
Lots of people got invites recently, for the stress tests.

And as to the game, believe half of what you see and none of what you hear /Reed


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: shiznitz on December 04, 2006, 08:12:47 AM
Edit- Whether the source is from your or your 'friend', the NDA is still in place, so discussion of any elements of how the beta works or plays is off limits kthx. - WAP


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Falconeer on December 04, 2006, 09:58:09 AM
Edit- Whether the source is from your or your 'friend', the NDA is still in place, so discussion of any elements of how the beta works or plays is off limits kthx. - WAP


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: shiznitz on December 04, 2006, 10:56:20 AM
Edit- Whether the source is from your or your 'friend', the NDA is still in place, so discussion of any elements of how the beta works or plays is off limits kthx. - WAP

Ok. My whoops.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Endie on December 04, 2006, 11:00:35 AM
NDA-covered stuff...

And then over in the Vanguard thread you complain about not getting beta invites!


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on December 04, 2006, 11:35:19 AM
NDA-covered stuff...

And then over in the Vanguard thread you complain about not getting beta invites!

[/snicker]

Breaking NDA hurts all of F13.  For shame!


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Falconeer on December 04, 2006, 12:43:33 PM
Tight stuff here, tight people.
Ok, I'll just say that I am sorry. Among other things, I must admit that I am sorry.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Oban on December 05, 2006, 01:32:38 PM
I am not a dick.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Margalis on December 05, 2006, 04:18:34 PM
Can I ask when this game is supposed to come out or is that NDA protected?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Trippy on December 05, 2006, 04:23:54 PM
EB Games/GameStop has the release date as 3/1/2007, which is obviously just a guesstimate. The official FAQ says: "We are anticipating a Spring 2007 release."


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: geldonyetich on December 05, 2006, 04:41:18 PM
I can give a more developer-official prodiction than Spring 2007:

Either, "When it's done" or "When our investors force us to release it."

(No, I'm not in the LotRO beta, for lack of trying.)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on December 05, 2006, 05:02:47 PM
Either, "When it's done" or "When our investors force us to release it."

I am putting money on May.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Falconeer on December 06, 2006, 12:23:09 AM
I say february.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Endie on December 06, 2006, 01:31:51 AM
The site now says "early 2007", which is a little weasely if used to mean May.  But it may yet end up there.

I'm actually really looking forward to it.  There, I'm out of the closet.  As Signe said, my persistent hopefulness lends me puppy-like cuteness.  My expectations are moderate - I played DDO, after all - but I expect it to be fun all the same.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Viin on December 08, 2006, 08:01:36 PM
... Someone I know just got an email with a buddy pass for the LOTR beta if anyone wants it. Just send me a PM .. and I'll let them know to send it over ...


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Velorath on December 08, 2006, 10:10:43 PM
Someone wake me when we get an Age of Conan beta thread.  As a Conan fan, at least if that game sucks, I'll be able to point out its suckage in regards to gameplay and use of the lore.  I'm not a big enough LotR fan to be able to nitpick any story errors that might exist.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on December 10, 2006, 05:33:02 PM
Who needs an invite? I can get at least one person in.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Margalis on December 10, 2006, 06:09:06 PM
I would appreciate an invite. I should have a lot of free time again starting next week.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on December 10, 2006, 06:11:17 PM
I would appreciate an invite. I should have a lot of free time again starting next week.

PM me you e-mail.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Falconeer on December 10, 2006, 06:32:16 PM
Who needs an invite? I can get at least one person in.

Shame! You can't say that!
A plague o' both (your and Margalis') your houses!!

"Sore wa himitsu desu"!!!


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on December 10, 2006, 06:47:42 PM
Who needs an invite? I can get at least one person in.

Shame! You can't say that!
A plague o' both (your and Margalis') your houses!!

"Sore wa himitsu desu"!!!

PM me your e-mail.  No promises.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Falconeer on December 10, 2006, 06:50:28 PM
Oh no thanks, no need. I have windows based peristent cars (http://www.testdriveunlimited.com/) now. I am fine for the nex two years.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Quinton on December 11, 2006, 05:43:42 PM
I'm interested in experiencing this LotRO beta.  Got some time off over the holidays and an MMO beta could burn that up nicely.

- Q


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Margalis on December 11, 2006, 06:30:14 PM
I have PM'd my email.

Now...hand over the goods!!


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Sunbury on December 12, 2006, 06:41:03 AM
Oh no thanks, no need. I have windows based peristent cars (http://www.testdriveunlimited.com/) now. I am fine for the nex two years.


Ah, the beauty of the online experience:

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http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=551939

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Im sure lots of you met some annoying people out there. Untill now i can find noone i can just cruise with. They either keep making donuts, or bumping into one another and sounding thier horns. I know some of those idiots are gonna reply here too.
---

Lately, yes, theres nothing left to do.
At first, everyone was friendly and talked to each other, now theyre a bunch of silent hunters stalking you to surprise ram you at high speed.
its annoying.
When I go by someone, I can look at GPS and see them whip around to come after me, not to talk and cruise with me, but to ram or P.I.T. me.

I as most of my friends have moved on to other games having had enough of tdu servers and bugs.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Falconeer on December 12, 2006, 07:09:53 AM
Oh no thanks, no need. I have windows based peristent cars (http://www.testdriveunlimited.com/) now. I am fine for the nex two years.


Ah, the beauty of the online experience:

Quote
http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=551939

---
Im sure lots of you met some annoying people out there. Untill now i can find noone i can just cruise with. They either keep making donuts, or bumping into one another and sounding thier horns. I know some of those idiots are gonna reply here too.
---

Lately, yes, theres nothing left to do.
At first, everyone was friendly and talked to each other, now theyre a bunch of silent hunters stalking you to surprise ram you at high speed.
its annoying.
When I go by someone, I can look at GPS and see them whip around to come after me, not to talk and cruise with me, but to ram or P.I.T. me.

I as most of my friends have moved on to other games having had enough of tdu servers and bugs.

:)

Luckily, the free cruise mode is just one of the features, basically the exploration mode and the hub for the racing part. And the isle is huge enough, seriously huge. If you get bumped you just hit the reset button and you are on again. Races on the other hand are "instanced" so no morons in your way.

Yes, there are lots of idiots (you know, it's beta), but the game is definitely awesome, way above my dreamy expectations.
(And that is if a) you are playing the windows version - b) if you have the right hardware - c) if you have a steering wheel. Steep requirements, but I have it)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Venkman on December 12, 2006, 12:53:37 PM
I have a LoTRO referral as well. PM me if you'd like one. I'd rather give it to someone here.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Falconeer on December 18, 2006, 01:42:01 AM
Uncanny AI (http://mmorpg.qj.net/LOTRO-and-DDO-to-use-Kynapse-for-Angmar-and-Stormreach/pg/49/aid/76139).

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For those who don't know, Kynapse is an A.I. engine offered by Kynogon which allows NPCs (or Non Player Characters) to move around in any 3D dynamic world and understand their environment in an uncannily realistic way. And with this deal with major MMORPG publisher Turbine, not only will this rake in tons of cash for Kynogon, it'll also help Turbine improve their games a lot by having an intelligent AI system.

Chris Dyl, Turbine's CTO, says:
 

Choosing Kynapse was a strategic decision for Turbine. We required an AI middleware solution that could be easily integrated into Turbine's state of the art MMO game engine. The solution needed to be flexible enough to support both the large, seamless landscapes found in The Lord of the Rings Online and the fast-paced, action-combat of Dungeons and Dragons Online.

Well there ya have it folks, so you can say goodbye to NPC AI woes with the knowledge that two of your favorite MMORPGs are in good hands with Kynapse. We will keep you posted for more LOTRO and DDO updates so stay tuned.


It would be nice, for a change.
Now I am really curious. Wonder if any of this middleware goodness will be perceivable to the human eye.

.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Miasma on December 18, 2006, 06:29:53 AM
Quote from: Chris Dyl, Turbine's CTO
We required an AI middleware solution that could be easily integrated into Turbine's state of the art MMO game engine.
Hehe yes, Turbine's engine is so "state of the art" that they need to go out and buy someone else's software to handle basic pathing issues so that all of their NPCs don't get stuck or lost so often.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Endie on December 18, 2006, 08:59:34 AM
Actually, I was pretty impressed that their engine is well-enough designed that they can apparently slot in a major piece of functionality like this, post-design phase (and for DDO, as part of the Live team's work).


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Venkman on December 18, 2006, 07:16:56 PM
Actually, I was pretty impressed that their engine is well-enough designed that they can apparently slot in a major piece of functionality like this, post-design phase (and for DDO, as part of the Live team's work).
Exactly where my head is at on this as well. First I'm impressed they admitted this need. Then I'm impressed they have such a modular system as to incorporate it.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Falconeer on December 19, 2006, 02:47:12 AM
... and last, I am curious to see if this will inject some life in mobs beside aggroing, pummeling and fleeing when low on health or it's just a new name for "our mobs couldn't path their straight way on a grassy plain so we need someone else to program that stuff for us".

It would be so amazing to see something new in the MMORPG Mobs AI department...


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on December 19, 2006, 07:59:19 AM
Who still needs and invite?  PM me; please include "LOTRO INVITE" on the subject line along with your e-mail address.  You have until the end of the week or so to let me know.



edit.  Seriously, I need an e-mail address when you PM me.  Lurkers are kicking regular posters asses as far as this is concerned.
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Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Signe on December 19, 2006, 02:10:31 PM
(http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/shocker.gif)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: HaemishM on December 19, 2006, 02:34:10 PM
I think you broke her.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on December 19, 2006, 02:40:00 PM
I think you broke her.

Heh.  I am beginning to understand the pain Schild must have felt with Lord Beta. 


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: schild on December 19, 2006, 03:42:25 PM
I've actually decided not to check the account for a couple weeks. Every time I went in there, it was another 15-20 PMs.

Some people break down and email me directly. Just to drive myself off the edge, I send a PM to Lord Beta myself with that info.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Arthur_Parker on December 19, 2006, 03:44:12 PM
Heh.  I am beginning to understand the pain Schild must have felt with Lord Beta. 

How many lurkers are applying?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on December 19, 2006, 03:51:56 PM
Heh.  I am beginning to understand the pain Schild must have felt with Lord Beta. 

How many lurkers are applying?

I have 5 or 6 lurkers so far on the list.  The hard part is dealing with people pm'ing without specification as to what beta they want along with their e-mail address.  Ironically almost every lurker (under 20 posts) has followed directions, whereas maybe 1 regular poster has. 


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Margalis on December 19, 2006, 04:18:24 PM
Hmm...it didn't even occur to me you had more than one game available...


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on December 19, 2006, 05:35:25 PM
Hmm...it didn't even occur to me you had more than one game available...

 :nda:

edit.  /snicker.  As a matter of fact I gave you an invite to another Beta last year.  I am usually pretty discrete about things, though.  I just got into the holidays and figured I would help others enjoy the love.  As a matter of fact, I am having a ton of fun organizing these things. 

-Gets lurkers to register, check
-Gets regulars talking outside of politics, check


Win/win for everyone!  As long as no one breaks NDA.  Then I turn into the Grinch.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Lantyssa on December 20, 2006, 09:27:51 AM
I have 5 or 6 lurkers so far on the list.  The hard part is dealing with people pm'ing without specification as to what beta they want along with their e-mail address.  Ironically almost every lurker (under 20 posts) has followed directions, whereas maybe 1 regular poster has. 
Yay for them!  :wink:


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on December 20, 2006, 09:29:43 AM
I have 5 or 6 lurkers so far on the list.  The hard part is dealing with people pm'ing without specification as to what beta they want along with their e-mail address.  Ironically almost every lurker (under 20 posts) has followed directions, whereas maybe 1 regular poster has. 
Yay for them!  :wink:

Heh, you are the only good one Lantyssa. 


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Margalis on December 20, 2006, 04:02:13 PM
PM me your e-mail.  No promises.

That's all you said to me when I PM'd you, and I did include an email address. I didn't include LOTRO but you didn't ask for it at that point. I followed the instructions to the letter!

Abagadro, can you help me file some verbal breach-of-contract lawsuit paperwork? :-P


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on December 20, 2006, 06:00:00 PM
PM me your e-mail.  No promises.

That's all you said to me when I PM'd you, and I did include an email address. I didn't include LOTRO but you didn't ask for it at that point. I followed the instructions to the letter!

My GF's mother died on the 8th.  The funeral was the 11th.  If I missed you or something I apologize. 


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Lantyssa on December 21, 2006, 09:50:19 AM
I was trying to be subtle.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on December 21, 2006, 11:11:19 AM
List was submitted to Turbine.  Do not panic if you do not hear anything for a few weeks; it is Christmas and all that!  I am closing up shop as far as betas are concerned, so if you pm me I will probably not be responding for a week or two.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Engels on December 21, 2006, 12:00:10 PM
I have an beta invite; send me a PM with your email addy if you want to partake before the new submissions list goes through.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on December 21, 2006, 12:00:55 PM
I have an beta invite; send me a PM with your email addy if you want to partake before the new submissions list goes through.

I would wait until next week before offering it, Engels.  Just sayin'.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Aranel on December 30, 2006, 03:14:05 PM
As soon as "shop" is open, i'd definitely like a Beta key.

I've been following this game for months, not beta key.

I would REALLY appreciate it if someone would email me the beta code.  I really think I can make this game better with my vast understanding of tolkien lore (;p, ego)

-thanks.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: stray on December 30, 2006, 05:04:25 PM
What?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Strazos on December 30, 2006, 05:08:34 PM
What?

As soon as "shop" is open, i'd definitely like a Beta key.

I've been following this game for months, not beta key.

I would REALLY appreciate it if someone would email me the beta code.  I really think I can make this game better with my vast understanding of tolkien lore (;p, ego)

-thanks.

I thought he was perfectly clear - he made an account here, an hour ago, expressly to try to get into some Betas.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Nebu on December 30, 2006, 05:12:14 PM
... he made an account here, an hour ago, expressly to try to get into some Betas.

I bet Schild is excited about the potential influx coming for just such a reason  :-o


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Aranel on December 30, 2006, 05:14:29 PM
Well hey, that was the reason, but I'm staying here.  I've even posted on some threads.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: stray on December 30, 2006, 05:21:26 PM
We don't care about your posts, nor do we have the means of giving out betas. And even if we did, you still wouldn't get one.

Go away.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Strazos on December 30, 2006, 05:23:03 PM
Um....at least he is honest?

Actually, I doubt Schild will care really. It's not hard for him to determine who should or should not get betas keys for whatever game he happens to snag spots for. As an added bonus, he gets to solve that slight problem of registration numbers he was concerned about awhile back. Though if people register expressly for that purpose, I guess it's a wash in the end.


We don't care about your posts, nor do we have the means of giving out betas. And even if we did, you still wouldn't get one.

Go away.

Ouch.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: geldonyetich on December 30, 2006, 05:24:13 PM
From what I gather from the content of this thread, many-a-lurkers have been invited.  For that matter,  :nda:.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Aranel on December 30, 2006, 05:24:48 PM
Wha...?

Look, I'll admit a beta chance was the reason I got here, but it is certainly not the reason I'm staying.  what's wrong with me posting on a forum?

And even if I don't get a beta spot, I'm not going to leave, because this does honestly seem like a nice forum.

I don't want to mooch off any "real" member's beta chance...


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Signe on December 30, 2006, 05:29:08 PM
Wha...?

Look, I'll admit a beta chance was the reason I got here, but it is certainly not the reason I'm staying.  what's wrong with me posting on a forum?

And even if I don't get a beta spot, I'm not going to leave, because this does honestly seem like a nice forum.

I don't want to mooch off any "real" member's beta chance...

I think you should make an introduction thread and tell us all about yourself.   :-)  I encourage you.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Strazos on December 30, 2006, 05:30:13 PM
Part of the backlash is due to the fact that you just registered today, and your very first post was about asking for a beta key.

I know you're new here, but if you had read the thread, you would have learned that asking within the thread was...unnecessary. It has nothing to do with a notion that you'd be "taking keys" from "real members."

...Call it a Trial by Fire if you will.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: stray on December 30, 2006, 05:31:34 PM
Wha...?

Look, I'll admit a beta chance was the reason I got here, but it is certainly not the reason I'm staying.  what's wrong with me posting on a forum?

And even if I don't get a beta spot, I'm not going to leave, because this does honestly seem like a nice forum.

I don't want to mooch off any "real" member's beta chance...

Look, there was a registeration process earlier in the year -- the same registeration process everyone has to go through. We weren't just "handed" beta keys. Doesn't work like that. Don't expect it to work like that for you.

Procedure man. Procedure.

.....Though following procedure still won't help you. I'm just pointing that out. You're screwed either way.


Nothing wrong with you posting on the forums. Just don't think that shit is going to count for some "quota" or something. No one cares about your posts. But post away if you must.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Aranel on December 30, 2006, 05:34:45 PM
Alright, alright, geez, I'm not posting for the key anyways, stacy.  what the heck?  I'm a new member here, i'm obviously confused about stuff going on here.  At first I didn't even know it was for members - most of the forums i have been to has been a straight through "give-away" where the most obnoxious person who asks first gets the key.

you don't really need to tell me to go away.  I think that's a bit rude.  I'll introduce myself, then.  I'm sorry for causing all this trouble.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: stray on December 30, 2006, 05:37:27 PM
Dear God, do not introduce yourself.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Strazos on December 30, 2006, 05:38:26 PM
The key is Reading First. Yes, I know some of the threads are a bit lengthy...but we've all been (more or less) keeping up with them since they began, so don't get too offended when someone barks at you for being a jackass - and by jackass I mean just jumping into a running conversation and saying something that just isn't appropriate.

But, Venom aside, Stray is correct. It's not like the mods hand out prizes to people who post the most or anything. There is a process for stuff like this around here.




Oh, and yeah, intro threads are dumb. This is not grade school.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Signe on December 30, 2006, 05:39:07 PM
I'll introduce myself, then.  I'm sorry for causing all this trouble.

Oh good. 

(Shuddup, Stray!!!!) 

 :-)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Aranel on December 30, 2006, 05:41:36 PM
....

So wait, who was the one who told my to intoduce myself?  Signe?

From what I was reading, Cheddar was asking anyone if they wanted to be on the beta submission list.  He said lurkers were on it, so I decided to be better than the guys who didnt post and post for myself.

I did read alot of the thread, alright? i guess I just didn't understand it. 


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: stray on December 30, 2006, 05:42:51 PM
The last time someone "introduced" themselves, they eventually became an Admin with the power to wield Beta Keys.

We don't want that again.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: geldonyetich on December 30, 2006, 05:46:23 PM
The secret to being relaxed in front of this crowd is to pretend they're all wearing black leather spiked biking gear and brass knuckles.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: stray on December 30, 2006, 05:50:59 PM
I feel bad for that last joke now. :hello_kitty:


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Signe on December 30, 2006, 05:57:16 PM
....

So wait, who was the one who told my to intoduce myself?  Signe?


It wasn't me.  No, really. 


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: stray on December 30, 2006, 06:08:20 PM
If not by intimidation, we will surely scare him off through confusion.

*sigh*


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Aranel on December 30, 2006, 06:13:55 PM
The sheer image of seeing you in black leather has made me stay.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: geldonyetich on December 30, 2006, 06:14:59 PM
Confusion you say?  Now the ball is in my court!

But, I'm really not trying to scare him off.  If you're okay with inexplicable abuse popping up in random conversation, you're okay to post in F13.



Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Aranel on December 30, 2006, 06:17:06 PM
hmm....... leather...

Anyways, some lotro character selection screen music from the official site, if anyone would like to try their ear.

http://download.turbine.com/lotro/video/LOTRO_track_01.mp3


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Strazos on December 30, 2006, 06:23:47 PM
Um...NDA?


EDIT: Durr, read the link.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Aranel on December 30, 2006, 06:27:04 PM
That was publically released by turbine, check their site.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: schild on December 30, 2006, 09:08:58 PM
hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi

A/S/L?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Azazel on December 31, 2006, 12:24:30 AM
Don't we also need pics? And his myspace address?




Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Margalis on December 31, 2006, 03:04:33 AM
That's why I'm here, but I used a much more subtle approach. By posting thousands of times on a variety of subjects I've tricked you all into thinking I was here for something other than Beta keys.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: WindupAtheist on December 31, 2006, 05:51:27 AM
You guys suck, I already ownz0r the LotRO beta.  I just killed this balrog, I think it's name was Diablo, and I did it solo.  Except for this one archer newb chick who has been following me around from almost the beginning, but she never talks and dies a lot.  Anyway, where was I?  Yeah, I'm so far ahead.  I'm gonna be leet at release.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Aranel on December 31, 2006, 08:42:28 AM
All beta account are erased at the end of Beta.

Sorry mate.

(And yes, I'm pretty sure you're joking)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: schild on December 31, 2006, 10:46:00 AM
Wow.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Piemax on December 31, 2006, 10:53:22 AM
I hope it is it more cool  for a new member to follow instructions, and PM a request for a key before posting,
because that's what I just did  :lol:


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: schild on December 31, 2006, 11:02:15 AM
Not really, no. The beta keys were brought to us because of the installed userbase. Not for new members. Same thing will happen in the war thread. All those people trying to be clever and "give a little" to the thread  are just wasting their time.

We're all for new members, and sure, maybe 6 months to a year from now, some of the new people will stick around. But for now? Neg. It's a video game, and the beta offer wasn't for people who just Show Up.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Piemax on December 31, 2006, 11:14:40 AM
Ah, ok, I see. I  see where you're coming from; makes sense in some ways; not very welcoming to newbies but then there's no reason you need to be. Bye!


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: schild on December 31, 2006, 11:41:49 AM
We're very welcoming to newbiews. We're just not giving out free shit. This isn't Costco or the Gaming Soup Kitchen.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on December 31, 2006, 12:17:09 PM
<---- Hanging around on this board to get WoW II Beta invite in 2012


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Signe on December 31, 2006, 12:33:48 PM
Hopefully, Blizzard makes an effort to be on time since that's the same year the world ends.  (but you know Blizzard)  Anyway, you're not new, Gutboy, and have lost your lurker status.  I hate wannanewbies!   :-P


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on December 31, 2006, 12:37:37 PM
The issue (at least my primary concern) is that we cannot guarantee your actions- when you get special access to a beta (not that this occurs!) you are a reflection of the f13 community.  Currently many people here have good relations with various MMO companies; to see this just note how many developers post here and chip in their 2 cents.

The last round I took was a special one.  Really it was to make sure none of the longer term members were left out.  Note that post count does not necessarily make you a respected member!  Hell, some of my gaming buddies have very few posts; Zug, SlayerK, Chinchilla, etc.  Some people play with us but do not post!  



Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: stray on December 31, 2006, 12:49:03 PM
makes sense in some ways

Makes sense in all ways. Do you walk into strangers' houses and expect them to feed you too?

Besides, there is no sign that says we're a beta giveaway site. It's nobody's fault but yours for thinking that. We're not even a gaming site in the traditional sense. It's more of a general community site. And that community is welcome to anyone. We're not unfriendly to newbs. We're unfriendly to presumptuous pricks who want to use us, and don't care about us outside of that.

So fuck you. Tryin' to make us feel bad for not accepting your leeching with open arms... What the fuck is your problem?

That goes for any asshole who expects handouts in their first post.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Aranel on December 31, 2006, 01:07:43 PM
yeah gutboy, geez..

 :-P


Hey - I AM staying,

I know it's calling the kettle Black, but....

I see where you guys are coming from now.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: stray on December 31, 2006, 01:13:20 PM
I've warmed up to you already.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Simond on December 31, 2006, 01:34:58 PM
We're very welcoming to newbiews. We're just not giving out free shit. This isn't Costco or the Gaming Soup Kitchen.
I hereby claim "Gaming Soup Kitchen" for a future site name.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Nebu on December 31, 2006, 01:42:02 PM
I hereby claim "Gaming Soup Kitchen" for a future site name.

As long as I get to be this guy.

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:If5D9KvUaS6j8M:http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/9/9e/250px-Sein_soup_nazi.jpg)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Piemax on December 31, 2006, 01:42:28 PM
Nothing  wrong with not wanting to give things to new members, especially if the things in question are in short supply- then it makes a lot of sense to give priority to the regulars. But there are various ways of saying that. as far as l "very friendly to newbies" goes, your responses today aren't.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Modern Angel on December 31, 2006, 01:48:23 PM
Nothing  wrong with not wanting to give things to new members, especially if the things in question are in short supply- then it makes a lot of sense to give priority to the regulars. But there are various ways of saying that. as far as l "very friendly to newbies" goes, your responses today aren't.

That's because you're a retard, you fucking sped. There's no "short supply"; there's no supply. As was said repeatedly, if a developer is gracious enough to give Schild a handful of invites it's because said developer knows that there's a certain signal to noise ratio that can be expected from the long term members here (and I'll not that I don't consider myself a long term member yet in the least).

Jesus... as if someone would be friendly to someone coming up and demanding special treatment out of the blue. It's not "mean to newbies"; it's "mean to mongoloid pinheads looking for a handout". There's a massive difference.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Piemax on December 31, 2006, 01:57:34 PM
Woo, someone forgot to take their pills today. I didn't ask for "special treatment," just asked (via private message) to be put on a waiiting list. And I didn't say that anyone was  "mean to newbies," though I did say that the remarks haven't really seemed friendly.  And that was before your ever-so-gracious remarks. Sorry I rubbed people here the wrong way.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Modern Angel on December 31, 2006, 02:01:16 PM
I want to put nails in your eyes. Please note that this is the opinion of Modern Angel only and is not affiliated in any way with f13.net or subsidiary corporations.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Simond on December 31, 2006, 02:12:34 PM
I hereby claim "Gaming Soup Kitchen" for a future site name.

As long as I get to be this guy.

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:If5D9KvUaS6j8M:http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/9/9e/250px-Sein_soup_nazi.jpg)
That'll be the mods' titles. ;)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: stray on December 31, 2006, 02:18:31 PM
though I did say that the remarks haven't really seemed friendly

The burden is on you to be friendly.

As general rule, people don't like the feeling of being used. Don't be surprised if they push you away. And don't be surprised when they push you away further when you blame it on them.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Aranel on December 31, 2006, 02:58:30 PM
Seriously, gut.  Let it be.   Stop being so demanding.  I did pretty much the same thing as you a while back, but hey, at least I was honest.

Looking back, i'm not proud of how I introduced myself to these forums, and if i could, i'd change it.

Maybe one of you administrators could block this certain page from coming up on search engines - because that is how I found this place, and I think it may be why other lurkers are coming.

Again, sorry about my behavior a few pages back to all members.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: SnakeCharmer on December 31, 2006, 03:10:57 PM
Don't worry about, Aranel.  Lots of internet / forum tough guys around here. 


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: stray on December 31, 2006, 03:19:09 PM
We're internet tough guys because we don't give away beta keys to strangers -- beta keys that aren't even in our possession to begin with?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Endie on December 31, 2006, 03:40:21 PM
I'm an internet tough guy because I can beat all of your asses.  Well, I can *say* that I can.  That's the joy of teh intarweb.  Yeah.  How'dya lilke them plums?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Modern Angel on December 31, 2006, 03:43:50 PM
I'm a model by day and video game designer by night with a massive penis and perfectly sculpted arms. Just like everyone else on the internet. What sets me apart are my lucious lips.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: stray on December 31, 2006, 03:46:13 PM
I don't care to beat people's asses anymore. But if they give me their addresses, it'll be my pleasure to pay my own way to fly to their houses and fuck their asses with a pickaxe handle.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: stray on December 31, 2006, 03:54:29 PM
Or mop if you prefer. Whatever you need baby.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Signe on December 31, 2006, 04:18:27 PM
I have always found the phrase, "rub you the wrong way", to be kind of exciting.  (in that squirmy in your seat sort of way)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Strazos on December 31, 2006, 04:22:46 PM
We're very welcoming to newbies. We're just not giving out free shit. This isn't Costco or the Gaming Soup Kitchen.

This thread has turned into a big ole barrel of funny I almost want to sig that quote.

And really, he's right. 100%. If a certain dev is gracious enough to give Schild the ability to give some people access to something, Schild is then kind of liable for WHO he gives access to. If he lets in some jacktard, and they go and do stupid shit like release Fraps videos that basically nuke the NDA, that reflects poorly not only on Schild, but also on the community here as a whole; no one wants to get blacklisted (well, Schild may have already done that with NC soft, but that's another story).

So really, it's in Everyone's interest, not just Schild's, that if access is given to Anyone, it is given to people who can be trusted to not abuse the privilege and not be a...well, Haemish could probably come up with a proper obscene descriptor.

So Piemax (and really any newbies here), don't take it personally that you have zero chance to get anything from anyone here. It's not a popularity contest. We don't go by highest post count. It's not some sort of raffle contest. It's simply a matter of new people not having any sort of cred here - on the internet, you're a fucking jackass douchebag who cannot be trusted, until proven otherwise.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: stray on December 31, 2006, 04:23:36 PM
I have always found the phrase, "rub you the wrong way", to be kind of exciting.  (in that squirmy in your seat sort of way)

That's the only way I want to rub. I'm here to spread love.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Ironwood on December 31, 2006, 04:52:53 PM
The key is Reading First. Yes, I know some of the threads are a bit lengthy...but we've all been (more or less) keeping up with them since they began, so don't get too offended when someone barks at you for being a jackass - and by jackass I mean just jumping into a running conversation and saying something that just isn't appropriate.

But, Venom aside, Stray is correct. It's not like the mods hand out prizes to people who post the most or anything. There is a process for stuff like this around here.

Fuck Venom.


.
.
.

Sorry, what's this thread about ?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Signe on December 31, 2006, 04:56:44 PM
It's the New Year in Scotland, already.  You're drunk.  I hope you didn't set anything on fire.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on December 31, 2006, 05:08:48 PM
I really do not want a beta invite anyway, because I am one of the ten people that actually have fun with SWG now  :-o.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Endie on December 31, 2006, 05:14:18 PM
It's the New Year in Scotland, already.  You're drunk.  I hope you didn't set anything on fire.

I'm in Scotland - well, Edinburgh, which is surrounded by Scotland - and while I didn't get to set anything valuable on fire this year the 40-foot tall tree I was standing next to blew over.  Fuck fireworks.  You want celebrations that involve the city-centre taunting of Greens through weather-related arboreal mis-happery?  Come to Hogmanay.

I claim drunk-Scotsman exemption from being on-topic, although in my own defence this thread meandered off the subject pages ago.  If only Raph would post about HAM in here, too, then nobody would notice.  Gutboy mentioned SWG, so we're already guaranteed thread longetivity.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Trouble on January 01, 2007, 03:58:13 PM
The last few pages of this thread have gotten me really excited to see LotRO!


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Xuri on January 02, 2007, 12:08:59 PM
Does 0.0021 posts per day since Sept 2004 (and reading just about every forum thread since f13.net went up) make me a newbie, a lurker - or both? ;P


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: WayAbvPar on January 02, 2007, 12:18:23 PM
Does 0.0021 posts per day since Sept 2004 (and reading just about every forum thread since f13.net went up) make me a newbie, a lurker - or both? ;P

More of a slacker.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Signe on January 02, 2007, 12:37:19 PM
A Slurbie!


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Yegolev on January 02, 2007, 12:51:28 PM
There is actually another way you can accrue some points without incrementing the postcount.
https://secure.eve-online.com/


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Shapechanger on January 06, 2007, 02:12:01 AM
Anyone here have a spare account or one they will lend out?  Seems like people with the MEO beta are dime a dozen now.  I'd like to give my wife a shot at this so I can start deciding what I need to build her a PC for it or not.  I'd like to have it ready as a present by release.


I have been posting longer at Warhammer Alliance than here, my post history there: http://www.warhammeralliance.com/forums/search.php?searchid=106892

Posts I've started: http://www.warhammeralliance.com/forums/search.php?searchid=106894

Anyways, if anyone wants to go out on a wing and chance it on me, I'd be grateful for the kindness.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Falconeer on January 06, 2007, 04:48:08 AM
Beside the fact that your links lead to a "Sorry no matches" page, why did you post them in the first place?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Arthur_Parker on January 06, 2007, 04:51:51 AM
He's from Warhammer Alliance, show him some respect.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Trippy on January 06, 2007, 05:06:17 AM
Stop calling it MEO.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Signe on January 06, 2007, 05:14:26 AM
I miss Piemax.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Strazos on January 06, 2007, 10:37:53 AM
Also, we can't hand out beta accounts that belong to others. That'd break the NDA.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: schild on January 06, 2007, 01:04:07 PM
Anyone here have a spare account or one they will lend out? Seems like people with the MEO beta are dime a dozen now. I'd like to give my wife a shot at this so I can start deciding what I need to build her a PC for it or not. I'd like to have it ready as a present by release.


I have been posting longer at Warhammer Alliance than here, my post history there: http://www.warhammeralliance.com/forums/search.php?searchid=106892

Posts I've started: http://www.warhammeralliance.com/forums/search.php?searchid=106894

Anyways, if anyone wants to go out on a wing and chance it on me, I'd be grateful for the kindness.

Are you retarded? I don't mean in an internet-funny way either. I mean, in a, "it's very hard to communicate with other humans because I can't form logic they'd understand in my head" sort of way.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Modern Angel on January 06, 2007, 01:15:04 PM
Your link is broken, too. I can't even see the example post you made. Of course, given that you couldn't understand after five pages of this shit that you WILL NOT GET A BETA INVITE BY ASKING NICELY I probably shouldn't be surprised...


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Shapechanger on January 06, 2007, 05:23:49 PM
Sorry about the borked links - this forum uses some code I am not familiar with and the code I am used to using doesn't work here. Normally I hit the link key and fill in the link between the ]url[link here]/url[ brackets.  No clue why that markup doesn't work here.

I wasn't asking F13 for a beta invite btw, it's not too difficult to get the picture on that one.  I was asking individual persons - but if your answer is 'no' then I'm obviously not asking you, but looks like that was too hard to understand.

I didn't know it was an NDA breach to loan out an unused beta account key, but thanks for politely letting me know - I'll take the discussion elsewhere.  Not my intention or style to talk about breach of NDA things.


As for MEO vs LotRO, game will always be MEO to me.  Which is easier to say than LotRO - a lame acronym changed only because of Tolkien Entrprises asshattery.  'Middle Earth Online is too broadly encompassing, you can't call it that'.  Frankly, MEO is a hell of a lot easier to say than LotRO, so you can just damned well get used to it  :evil:


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Trippy on January 06, 2007, 05:51:19 PM
As for MEO vs LotRO, game will always be MEO to me.  Which is easier to say than LotRO - a lame acronym changed only because of Tolkien Entrprises asshattery.  'Middle Earth Online is too broadly encompassing, you can't call it that'.  Frankly, MEO is a hell of a lot easier to say than LotRO, so you can just damned well get used to it  :evil:
Actually I don't. See that title under my name?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Shapechanger on January 06, 2007, 05:57:43 PM
The natives are friendly around here, arent' they?  *looks down at the pot of boiling water*

I notice you make a big deal that I prefer to call it MEO.  I also noticed that Mark Jacobs called it MEO as about a week ago, but nobody gave a shit.

I understand my post and opinion may not be popular, and it's a plenty good reason to fling boogers at me - but not because I prefer avoiding stupid acronyms.  I'm an American.  Make it 1 syllable or it's too damned much effort.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Signe on January 06, 2007, 06:04:38 PM
I have changed your name to Fucktardy tard tard tard.  Get used to it.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: stray on January 06, 2007, 06:10:20 PM
My, my, Signe and Trippy bringing on the heat, and I haven't even made a bark yet. What the hell is going on here?  :-P


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Signe on January 06, 2007, 06:11:31 PM
I'm having a moment.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on January 06, 2007, 06:14:50 PM
The natives are friendly around here, arent' they?  *looks down at the pot of boiling water*

I notice you make a big deal that I prefer to call it MEO.  I also noticed that Mark Jacobs called it MEO as about a week ago, but nobody gave a shit.

I understand my post and opinion may not be popular, and it's a plenty good reason to fling boogers at me - but not because I prefer avoiding stupid acronyms.  I'm an American.  Make it 1 syllable or it's too damned much effort.

You better stop.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Rasix on January 06, 2007, 06:54:42 PM
The natives are friendly around here, arent' they?  *looks down at the pot of boiling water*

I notice you make a big deal that I prefer to call it MEO.  I also noticed that Mark Jacobs called it MEO as about a week ago, but nobody gave a shit.

I understand my post and opinion may not be popular, and it's a plenty good reason to fling boogers at me - but not because I prefer avoiding stupid acronyms.  I'm an American.  Make it 1 syllable or it's too damned much effort.

Read your own sig and just fucking drown in the irony already. Goddamn.

 :cthulu:


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Modern Angel on January 07, 2007, 04:48:07 AM
Goddamit, one post by Jacobs and the retard gates are flung open.

Yes, you were asking f13 for beta invites. Whether you do that by asking the community at large, schild specifically, or "individual members for a spare" is fucking irrelevant. You're begging for handouts and it's obnoxious. Stop. Stop being an idiot. Stop being a beggar. Stop breathing. Just stop.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Falconeer on January 07, 2007, 07:31:15 AM
Shapechanger, the links worked for me, in the sense that it opened a webpage on that warhammer website, but it didn't show any of your posts. Not to me anyway, as the only message there (and for both your links) was: "Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms."

But, in all honesty, I didn't followed those links to read your posts anyway... just to see if there where some reasons at all to post them.
I mean, seriously, did you think that showing your supposed "web cred" was the right way to maybe get a beta invite? As in "look at me I am a good poster, check it there, I am worth it"? I am not hostile here, just curious, as you didn't answered this qustion yet (I asked it in my first post).


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: WindupAtheist on January 07, 2007, 02:23:08 PM
I don't know why everyone is so into betas anyway.  I've never done any.  The average MMO is a such a sucky unfinished pile of shit even upon release that the idea of trying to play one still in beta fills me with dread.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: LK on January 07, 2007, 04:33:26 PM
If you want to get into a game company, Quality Assurance is one very viable path, and participating in Betas and doing a damn good job on them (especially on the games of the company you want to join) is an excellent resume addition.

Course if you love a game a lot, doing everything possible to see it succeed is within your best interest.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: bhodi on January 07, 2007, 08:39:47 PM
I would think going at it that way is like climbing a pile of shit to smell the rose on top -- once you get there, you've lost your sense of smell.

Why not get real, marketable skills -- technical, design, art, marketing, or management based, and then actually apply for jobs openings with the company as they become available? Or, alternatively, do your own thing and get it out there and try to "get noticed"? Then you won't have to jettison your dignity or adopt a seething hatred for all things game or personnel related...


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: schild on January 07, 2007, 08:42:23 PM
QA assurance is pretty much the worst way to get into the industry. All the worst people I've met (still reasonably likable though) are QA managers. As for QA types, great, you're willing to work for the lowest wage in the industry in a position that is as necessary as lead programmer.

Meh.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Venkman on January 07, 2007, 09:23:20 PM
There's plenty of ways to get in. You just can't assume you'll go from outsider to Creative Lead :)

Pick the goal. You like modeling? Quest writing? Environment/Zone/Level building? There's clear paths to all of it. Once you know the goal, that path becomes easier to see. Once you've got the skills and some experience working on teams (as in, not being a know-it-all asshat) then some people might start listening. Get the right ears at the right time.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: WindupAtheist on January 07, 2007, 11:36:22 PM
Course if you love a game a lot, doing everything possible to see it succeed is within your best interest.

Don't be a fag.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Venkman on January 08, 2007, 01:14:32 PM
Oh come on. It's cute :)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: LK on January 08, 2007, 02:32:10 PM
Oi.  So you guys must hate Quality Assurance? I was trying to make a point that participating in Betas is a way to get noticed for QA work.  I don't know if I have as negative a view as you have, but then again I haven't seen many QA departments.

"Getting noticed" is pretty easy if you're working in another department of the company and proving your chops there. There's a huge difference between those who apply for a position whether you're working in another department or are an outsider.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Yegolev on January 08, 2007, 02:43:09 PM
Course if you love a game a lot, doing everything possible to see it succeed is within your best interest.

Don't be a fag.

I was going to say "Going outside occasionally is in your best interest", but your line works great with fewer words.

I am pretty sure the Thing To Do is get a job in some other industry that pays well and just buy a lot of games... then heckle the designers from the bleachers.  Loads of fun.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: schild on January 08, 2007, 04:05:25 PM
Quote
I am pretty sure the Thing To Do is get a job in some other industry that pays well and just buy a lot of games... then heckle the designers from the bleachers.  Loads of fun.

What are you saying?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: shiznitz on January 09, 2007, 10:50:22 AM
Anyone here have a spare account or one they will lend out?  Seems like people with the MEO beta are dime a dozen now.  I'd like to give my wife a shot at this so I can start deciding what I need to build her a PC for it or not.  I'd like to have it ready as a present by release.


I have been posting longer at Warhammer Alliance than here, my post history there: http://www.warhammeralliance.com/forums/search.php?searchid=106892

Posts I've started: http://www.warhammeralliance.com/forums/search.php?searchid=106894

Anyways, if anyone wants to go out on a wing and chance it on me, I'd be grateful for the kindness.

The problem you will run into is that the Vanguard beta is attached to a person's SOE account. So anyone lending you their login is giving you access to their EQ1/2 and Planetside accounts too. Even if someone isn't an SOE customer right now, you will know their Station login and password.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Murgos on January 09, 2007, 10:58:44 AM
Quote
I am pretty sure the Thing To Do is get a job in some other industry that pays well and just buy a lot of games... then heckle the designers from the bleachers.  Loads of fun.

What are you saying?

it's what I do, and I agree, it's loads of fun.  All the joy and none of the responsibility to produce.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Aranel on January 09, 2007, 10:59:35 AM
Do I smell an EA employee?

(joking!)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Yegolev on January 09, 2007, 11:40:45 AM
Quote
I am pretty sure the Thing To Do is get a job in some other industry that pays well and just buy a lot of games... then heckle the designers from the bleachers.  Loads of fun.

What are you saying?

I'm saying that I am glad I don't work in the games industry.  I am a player, not a maker.  I do, however, enjoy tossing old fruit at it from time to time.  I've reported bugs for AIX and Perl, maybe one day I can report one for a game... and it be fixed, I mean.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Soln on January 18, 2007, 11:12:02 AM
this is looking very pretty and seems to be getting a good buzz.  W/o divulging any sekrets can anyone tell me and the other non-Betas when open Beta might happen?  They still on track for "Spring 2007" launch?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: rk47 on January 18, 2007, 12:08:49 PM
I don't know why everyone is so into betas anyway.  I've never done any.  The average MMO is a such a sucky unfinished pile of shit even upon release that the idea of trying to play one still in beta fills me with dread.

because it's free. And people who wants freebies are usually people with too much time but not enough money. ;)
Better pay nothing than pay $50 to get a half ass job.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Azazel on January 19, 2007, 04:53:24 AM
That goes for any asshole who expects handouts in their first post.

Is the handjob offer still active, though?


Woo, someone forgot to take their pills today. I didn't ask for "special treatment," just asked (via private message) to be put on a waiiting list. And I didn't say that anyone was  "mean to newbies," though I did say that the remarks haven't really seemed friendly.  And that was before your ever-so-gracious remarks. Sorry I rubbed people here the wrong way.

Woo. Someone hasn't even bothered to lurk before posting. Our remarks to one another are often somewhat unfriendly. This isn't a board for the thin-skinned.


You better stop.

(http://static.last.fm/coverart/300x300/1416215.jpg)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Falconeer on January 19, 2007, 05:11:18 AM
Where's your John Cena avatar? I miss him.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Azazel on January 19, 2007, 08:35:51 AM
The John Cena avatar is still there. You just can't see him!

I thought I'd use the catass picture for a while.



Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on January 20, 2007, 02:01:18 AM
FYI, the pipe is off.  Stop PM'ing me.  Stop.  Please.  Stop.


Naw, it really is not that bad.  But I do not have free invites.  For real.

(http://www.popcultmag.com/criticalmass/movies/2001/zoolander.jpg)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Yegolev on January 23, 2007, 09:47:52 PM
(http://yegolev.com/images/david_bowie_zoolander_001.jpg)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Arthur_Parker on January 24, 2007, 10:51:05 AM
April 24th Release date (http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/24/arts/design/24ring.html?_r=3&ref=design&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin)

Quote from: Building Middle-Earth: ‘The Lord of the Rings’ Online
In 1955, shortly after “The Lord of the Rings” was published, J. R. R. Tolkien began to worry his creation had become a “vast game” for some readers. This was not good, he wrote, even “for me, who find that kind of thing only too fatally attractive.”

Now, Tolkien’s “Lord of the Rings” and the imaginary setting he painstakingly built, Middle-earth, has become that “vast game.”

Tomorrow in Las Vegas, Turbine Inc. of Westwood, Mass., is to announce an April 24 release date for The Lord of the Rings Online: Shadows of Angmar, the year’s most anticipated massively multiplayer online game, or M.M.O. A digital Middle-earth will open its gates to thousands of virtual characters embarking on quests, plumbing subterranean realms and slaughtering plenty of goblins and trolls.

“Expectations are fairly high for this game,” said Michael Goodman, digital entertainment program manager for the consumer research division of the Yankee Group, a consulting firm. “This is literally a franchise with a brand that spans the globe. There aren’t a lot of those around.”

Some 200 million copies of “The Lord of the Rings” have been published in 39 languages. The 2001-2003 Peter Jackson film trilogy amassed gross revenues of more than $3 billion worldwide.

Yet for the online “Rings” to succeed, Turbine cannot depend on existing gamers alone. It also needs to lure Tolkien devotees who don’t play video games by making it “accessible to just about anyone,” Andrew Park, senior editor at GameSpot, an online gaming news and review site, said in an e-mail interview.

“From what I gather, Turbine is targeting two different audiences for this game: hard-core online game players,” Mr. Park said, “and more-casual or nongame-players who are fans of Tolkien’s works.”

But visualizing hobbit villages and evil armies for Tolkien’s Middle-earth, an already meticulously detailed and plotted world, is complicated. Fans expect its parameters — the languages, geographies, histories, races, nomenclature, mythologies and what Tolkien called the legendarium — to be strictly obeyed.

“Basically, the main challenge of creating an authentic Tolkien experience is building something that won’t make Tolkien’s many fans angry by straying too far away from the original works,” Mr. Park said. Sticklers for detail will be quick to point out any inconsistencies. Even a character’s eye color, Mr. Park said, can’t be off, not by a “nanometer.”

A further challenge is that immersive M.M.O. worlds must entertain for hours, days, even years of play. They have to be infinitely detailed and vast enough that tens of thousands of players can interact with one another at the same time.

Since September some 300,000 users have beta-tested the fates of elvish lore masters and hobbit burglars in a 50-million-square-acre Middle-earth still under construction (and giving the game great advance word of mouth). Most players expect “creative leaps” to adapt a reading experience into compelling play, said Larry Curtis of TheOneRing.net, a Tolkien fan site.

“You’ve got to have a good game,” he added. “It’s not an easy balance.”

Many readers of the novels feared their dumbing-down when the films were first released, Mr. Curtis said. To head off such criticism of the game, Turbine hired “Rings” experts to ensure that any ideas or inventions were consistent with the rules of Middle-earth.

The consultants “would write back with notes on a script: ‘an elf might not do that,’ or, ‘if you’re looking for a more dwarven name, this might work as a family tree,’ ” recounted Jeffrey Anderson, Turbine’s chief executive. His team also worked closely with Tolkien Enterprises, which manages “Ring” merchandising and film rights, seeking its approval for any major departure from the books.

Turbine created Asheron’s Call, its first online role-playing game, in 1999. Last year, the company released Dungeons & Dragons Online, based on the original pen-and-paper role-playing game. (Loosely based on Tolkien’s milieu, D & D was credited with establishing the fantasy gaming genre.) And this isn’t the first time “Rings” has gone digital: Tolkien-esque computer games — some authorized, some not — have been around since the early 1980s.

But Turbine’s is the first Tolkien-based M.M.O. Like the immensely popular World of Warcraft, it will allow anyone — anyone willing to pay about $50 for the software and a monthly subscription fee of up to $15, that is — to not only battle monsters, but also increase virtual skills, wealth and renown. The game makes provisions for the peaceful: Some gamers may be content with their characters weaving and talking (via voice-chat technology), jamming in bands at the local tavern (using an in-game music system) or raising crops and families.

A game this size is bound to invite some dissent among the dedicated. On the lotro.com forum, one observer, Draeconea, grumbled that character movements appeared “unnatural ...They run as if having a sore back, and got several planks of wood underneath their clothes.” In another thread, players argued about whether their avatars, or online beings, should be as powerful as a main Tolkien character like Aragorn.

Concerning these and other details, Mr. Anderson said that “there’s been lots of debate about it.” He added, “We’re going to continue to listen to the community about these topics.”

Until recently, the job of interpreting Tolkien has fallen to Tolkien experts, not film or video-game directors. While many scholars are tolerant of the blockbuster adaptations, a few would prefer that “Rings” remain a reading experience, not a virtual playground.

An online game “may indeed trivialize Tolkien’s legacy,” Wayne G. Hammond, co-author of the “J. R. R. Tolkien Companion and Guide,” said in an e-mail interview, “if one comes to view ‘The Lord of the Rings’ as popular culture more than as a work of literature, or feels that it cannot be a serious work of literature if it has outgrowths in popular culture.”

The game may signal “democratization,” he said, “but it isn’t Tolkien.”

So far, reviews on sites like mmorpg.com and GameSpot.com have been positive. Tolkien’s United States publisher, Houghton Mifflin, also is enthusiastic. “Our hope for the new game is the same hope we held during the time of the films,” said Webster Younce, senior editor at Houghton Mifflin, “that people who might not have read Tolkien will want to go directly to the source.”


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: geldonyetich on January 24, 2007, 11:17:33 AM
NDA should be dropping any day now.  Unless they've decided to keep it in affect all the way up to release or something.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Pendan on January 24, 2007, 11:57:10 AM
Had stress test invite in my mail this morning. Really nice of them to send this to me the day after Vanguard beta ends.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Soln on January 24, 2007, 12:01:46 PM
12 weeks ahead. 

FWIW Turbine is warning people not to preorder with retailers until Turbine can announce their own incentive deal.  Otherwise people won't get whatever shineh or pet or other vanity item they'll give.  At least for DDO it was a semi useful item for lowbies.

[Edit: le spelling]


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Sunbury on January 24, 2007, 12:24:06 PM
Quote
The game makes provisions for the peaceful: Some gamers may be content with their characters weaving and talking (via voice-chat technology), jamming in bands at the local tavern (using an in-game music system) or raising crops and families.

Wha wha whaaat?

First I've read anything about 'raising crops and families'.   


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: HaemishM on January 24, 2007, 12:24:50 PM
They are preparing for the Chinese farmer market?

 :rimshot:


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: tazelbain on January 24, 2007, 12:28:36 PM
EDIT wrong thread.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Jamiko on January 25, 2007, 09:11:13 AM
http://www.lotro.com/preorder

Preorder benefits: $9.99 a month or $199 for a lifetime. Misc other items...


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Trippy on January 25, 2007, 09:32:54 AM
http://www.lotro.com/preorder

Preorder benefits: $9.99 a month or $199 for a lifetime. Misc other items...
Okay this preorder crap is spinning out of control.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Cheddar on January 25, 2007, 09:39:50 AM
Didn't AC2 have a lifetime option as well?

Turbine is slowly withering my heart.  Asherons call is still one of my all time favorite MMO's, but everything else they have produced seems like it is from another company. 


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: shiznitz on January 25, 2007, 09:51:47 AM
$199 is a decent deal for lifetime since it is slight greater than 13 months at $15/month. I expect LotRO will at least survive for 13 months even if it doesn't succeed.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: geldonyetich on January 25, 2007, 04:20:12 PM
I actually seriously considered that $199 for a lifetime thing.  Being able to play a MMORPG without the inconvenience of subscribing and subscribing to would be awesome.  It's bought and paid for City of Heroes, play or take a break whenever I want.  Kick ass!

Then I looked at the price tag.  $199.  I don't think there's an MMORPG I'd play long enough to be worth that much.  Maybe my very first MMORPG ever, before I burned out from it.

If it was $100, I'd consider it, but that's typically the 1 year plan.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Lantyssa on January 25, 2007, 06:00:16 PM
At a box cost of normally $50, the total comes out to box + 10 months under a normal plan.  I wouldn't do it for every game, but if it was one I had a chance to play in beta and could honestly see 10 months of playtime, I certainly would..


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: palmer_eldritch on January 25, 2007, 06:15:25 PM
April 24th Release date (http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/24/arts/design/24ring.html?_r=3&ref=design&oref=slogin&oref=slogin&oref=slogin)

Quote from: Building Middle-Earth: ‘The Lord of the Rings’ Online
etc . . .

Nice to see a mainstream newspaper writing a pretty good article about games.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Azazel on January 26, 2007, 01:50:19 AM
That $199 is actually a pretty decent deal, actually for something you know you'll like.

I'd actually do that if WoW offered it. Unfortunately the drawback with the LoTRO deal is that they're asking people to pony up that much for a game-sight-unseen pre-order.  :|





Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: shiznitz on January 26, 2007, 07:18:52 AM
That $199 is actually a pretty decent deal, actually for something you know you'll like.

I'd actually do that if WoW offered it. Unfortunately the drawback with the LoTRO deal is that they're asking people to pony up that much for a game-sight-unseen pre-order.  :|


That is the business dilemma of offering a lifetime pricing scheme. A player that KNOWS they will play LotRO until the lights go out will jump on the $199, thereby costing Turbine monthly subscriptions since the player is getting the service for free from month 11 onward. Is the $199 low enough to get LotR fanatics who haven't played an MMO before (do they even exist?) to pony up sight unseen? Launching with a lifetime pricing plan seems shaky to me. Better to offer one after a solid year of play when the diehards are hooked.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Venkman on January 26, 2007, 11:29:02 AM
After two years into WoW (18 months cumulative), I might consider a 6-mos sub, for the reasons Geldon notes: convenience. Money's not the issue for me, rather it's one of faith.

All this time in, and not as a hardcore-banging-on-Naxx-day-he-was-patched player, I have nothing but faith that whatever Blizzard puts into WoW, if I'm in the mood for diku or contrived diku-style PvP, that's the game for me.

Everyone else still has to prove themselves though.

And I'd never EVER pay that money for a game that hasn't been out at least a year. Ever. I'd very MUCH recommend nobody do that, particularly the people here who've been around awhile and know better. Ya just have no way of knowing what launch+6mos will bring. The game could last for years but so fundamentally changed you hate it thereafter. Think of the pre/post NGE folks. My God man, think of the children!

And $199 to defray the cost of 13 months isnt' really a good motivator in my view. Anyone considering this has probably been paying that for years already anyway (given the audience this game and company target). And if you're eating cat food b/c you can only afford a subscription or food, $199's an even worse proposition. And I don't say that with a smilie on purpose.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Soukyan on January 26, 2007, 11:40:08 AM
I agree. I think the $199 for a lifetime may be a mistake if a lot of the subscriber base takes advantage of it. It seems to me that they can offer in-game rewards and still get the same number of takers. Although, there may be some industry information about lifetime subscribers and actual rate of play. I took advantage of the lifetime sub to Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates, but I only pop on there once every couple of months. Even if every other lifetime subscriber were to act in the same manner, this is not necessarily advantageous to a game that should be promoting players, community and interaction. I'm sure you see my point, but I feel as though I didn't clarify very well. In short, lifetime sub - bad. Other incentives - better. A gamer is a gamer is a gamer. It was hard enough to carve a slice of players out of the market when AC2 hit the shelves. With WoW flourishing, carving a playerbase out will be even more difficult. I would wager that most players of MMOGs now are WoW subscribers and "one other". The one other being the variable one that they feel like checking out on any given month. I see via email today that Saga of Ryzom is somehow still making a go of it. That means Ryzom, Vanguard and soon LoTRO will all be competing with the existing batch for players. I hate to sound like a critical mass doomsdayer, but honestly, how many subscriptions are people going to maintain at this point? What is the critical mass of $ per month? Is there one? Or is it just an industry issue of here's the pool of people and it will ebb and flow to each and every game. Try to maintain your minimum for breaking even and the rest is gravy?

On a personal note, if LoTRO becomes unfeasible, bring back AC2, Turbine. Oh, and port it to Mac. ;)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Xilren's Twin on January 26, 2007, 03:31:38 PM
I agree. I think the $199 for a lifetime may be a mistake if a lot of the subscriber base takes advantage of it. It seems to me that they can offer in-game rewards and still get the same number of takers. Although, there may be some industry information about lifetime subscribers and actual rate of play. I took advantage of the lifetime sub to Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates, but I only pop on there once every couple of months. Even if every other lifetime subscriber were to act in the same manner, this is not necessarily advantageous to a game that should be promoting players, community and interaction. ......
 how many subscriptions are people going to maintain at this point? What is the critical mass of $ per month? Is there one?

Just two points.  Firstly, I am sure in that great hidden data vault in the sky, Turbine and other dev shops have the all important "average customer lifespan" number, and I bet that number has been dropping for every game out since EQ.  So if the average duration of a sub in EQ1 was say 16 months, it might be down to 6 months now (please, note numbers pulled directly from rectum).  Market competition and experienced users continue to push that lower over time.

If Turbine know say their average sub length is even 9 months, getting 11 months worth of fees, and up front money at that, probably IS good business sense.  Guaranteed money now is always most attractive then potential money a year or more out.  Plus i bet you dev houses love people who pay up, but play either limited amounts or not at all.  It's there perfect customer :-p

The second point is simply this; having a game you pay one large upfront fee for and no monthly sub fees from there out could actually allow you to try MORE games.  You asked "how many subscriptions can people maintain at once?", but this option eliminates the subscription fee.  Hell most teenagers I know who aren;t even working get at least 200 for a birthday or christmas and for that one hit they game til the servers melt.  It could prove to be a very attractive offer...


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Venkman on January 26, 2007, 05:21:48 PM
The average length of an account actually was 6 months, estimated, six months prior to WoW's launch. It then jumped to 14 months, but oddly enough, the people making that estimate were doing so 14 months after WoW launched. Imagine that.

So yea, figure six months on average, with WoW being the very-first-MMO for millions, and as such, anamoly.

I don't think anyone can argue a lifestime subscription offer makes good business sense. But my point is it doesn't make sense for a gamer.

Now, not everyone in this genre considers themselves a gamer. I actually don't think I am one either. Rather, I'm more of a hobbiest. But my hobby ties together the whole of the genre, including the dev community and discussions about the games. The reason I'll never pay a lifetime fee is because of experience and knowing myself. I want to jump around, freely, without worrying about the huge/massive investment I made to a single game. $15/mo * 6mos or even a year is less than $199, and comes with the freedom to vote for the game on a monthly basis.

Lifetime fees are basically for those that believe the game is worth it forever. That's putting a lot of faith into a particular developer, publisher and business plan that quite honestly this genre has yet to prove it deserves. This genre as a whole could be a lifetime fulfilling thing for us. But asking for that of one game is going too far in my opinion.

But people do it. I know plenty from UO, EQ and SWG that'll never EVER leave those games, until the servers close, or the sun goes nova.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Azazel on January 26, 2007, 10:14:41 PM
Lifetime fees are basically for those that believe the game is worth it forever. That's putting a lot of faith into a particular developer, publisher and business plan that quite honestly this genre has yet to prove it deserves. This genre as a whole could be a lifetime fulfilling thing for us. But asking for that of one game is going too far in my opinion.

Not entirely. I've dropped from WoW a couple of times for months at a time. But right now, at the moment, I can see myself getting another two years worth of fun out of WoW so the lifetime sub would be worthwhile. Spending that on something, sight unseen is a very different proposition however.



Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: pxib on January 26, 2007, 11:37:18 PM
The lifetime membership was designed as a way to get a funding injection. Every fee-for-service has tried it from time to time. It will always be a niche product, but the folks who do pay for it pay for it NOW. The money comes in a chunk instead of over time. This is why, I believe, MMOGs have only ever been offered in the beta process... economics. Get a few people to pay and you can say to the accounting department (and your investors) "See? Cash! People are willing to make a long term commitment to this game. We just need a -little- more funding to get through launch."


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Hound on January 27, 2007, 06:55:14 AM
That $199 is actually a pretty decent deal, actually for something you know you'll like.

I'd actually do that if WoW offered it. Unfortunately the drawback with the LoTRO deal is that they're asking people to pony up that much for a game-sight-unseen pre-order.  :|


That is the business dilemma of offering a lifetime pricing scheme. A player that KNOWS they will play LotRO until the lights go out will jump on the $199, thereby costing Turbine monthly subscriptions since the player is getting the service for free from month 11 onward. Is the $199 low enough to get LotR fanatics who haven't played an MMO before (do they even exist?) to pony up sight unseen? Launching with a lifetime pricing plan seems shaky to me. Better to offer one after a solid year of play when the diehards are hooked.

Hi all, long time lurker first time poster here. I don't think it is sight unseen the way I read the FAQ

http://lotro.turbine.com/index.php?page_id=103

pre order beta starts starts March 30, public open beta April 06
pre order boxes will be available up till launch day
you do not have to commit to a pricing plan until you create your account with the regular game key at launch so you have almost a month to decide


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Endie on January 28, 2007, 12:34:27 PM
If that 199 dollars lifetime thing was usable on euro servers I'd jump at it.  With the dollars currently hovering somewhere around parity with the potato, that would be about the same price to me as one fairly decent, but by no means outrageous, night out.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Endie on January 29, 2007, 04:12:24 AM
For those not in the Beta, there is a Gameradar article here (http://www.gamesradar.com/us/pc/game/previews/article.jsp?releaseId=20060511163752538027&articleId=2007012616922845037&sectionId=1001) which interrupts a fairly content-lite piece to stick in a very interesting article about community tools and out-of-game progression, amongst other things:

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A Google Maps version of Middle-earth will be accessible to subscribers. Each character you create will get his or her own page on the game's official website, and you'll be able to blog it. Minigames on the website will affect your real progression in (currently unspecified) ways. The site will also feature an online Wiki encyclopedia of info about the LOTR Online universe

Edit:  It's not a content-lite article at all.  There is a "next" button, which I maintain should be made more obvious for terminal smacktards like myself.

(Not really a double-post, since there was a day in-between)


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Soln on January 29, 2007, 06:23:41 AM
like huh and hmmm.  That is innovative.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Venkman on January 29, 2007, 06:34:41 AM
The minigames thing for out-of-game advancement is pretty insane. The maps and blogs and whatnot are also pretty unique, though appear in a few other games (SB, PS, EQ2Players), but that doesn't make them derivative. It just means individually they've been done before but Midway brings them all under one roof.

Interesting they go with the $9.99/mo model (now that it's public). This couldn't have been a cheap game to make, but perhaps they consider it a competitive advantage?

Regardless, I do think LoTRO will do pretty well. It'll launch just as a fair chunk of people are hitting or close to 70 in WoW, looking into the same abyss of raiding or BGs or just-for-the-ubers Arenas and wondering what else they could be doing instead of trying to go from fun to hardcore.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Arthur_Parker on January 29, 2007, 06:43:39 AM
They want to make a big splash with the pre-orders, they clearly want a lot of subscribers at launch, being cheaper monthly if you pre-order should help a lot.  I think it's a smart way to help their cash flow and it's probable that larger subscriber numbers will attract even more players.  The lifetime thing is genius, everyone talks about the number of subscribers, if 15% of people sign up for that they get to count those lifetime players forever.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: ahoythematey on January 29, 2007, 06:58:11 AM
I like the lifetime sub idea as $200, while looking pretty steep, is not much more than I usually spend in night out expenses over the course of a month.  Steel Battalion did the same thing pretty much.  It won't be for everybody, and I'd still worry about the team behind it: I love Asheron's Call, but Turbine has done nothing but fail with each new game they have made since.

I'll probably get the lifetime sub in a reckless moment of randomness.  Who knows, maybe they'll get the Moria or Mirkwood experience right.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: WayAbvPar on January 29, 2007, 10:28:31 AM
If I end up buying a box, I very well might go for the lifetime subscription. I like the idea of being able to come back any time I want and play without having to re-subscribe. Perversely, it fits my casual player persona pretty well.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Soukyan on January 29, 2007, 01:27:22 PM
The minigames thing for out-of-game advancement is pretty insane. The maps and blogs and whatnot are also pretty unique, though appear in a few other games (SB, PS, EQ2Players), but that doesn't make them derivative. It just means individually they've been done before but Midway brings them all under one roof.

Interesting they go with the $9.99/mo model (now that it's public). This couldn't have been a cheap game to make, but perhaps they consider it a competitive advantage?

Regardless, I do think LoTRO will do pretty well. It'll launch just as a fair chunk of people are hitting or close to 70 in WoW, looking into the same abyss of raiding or BGs or just-for-the-ubers Arenas and wondering what else they could be doing instead of trying to go from fun to hardcore.

And will the maps and blogs remain "free" to paying subscribers? If so, that's another good thing, especially at the 9.99/month price point. After all, SOE charges for the additional web features. Or perhaps Turbine plans something similar with a basic blog and pumped up features on the blog for an additional 1.99 per month. On any case, it would be a good additional revenue stream and at the subscription price point, it would still cost less to subscribe to LoTRO than to other MMOGs.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: bignatz on January 29, 2007, 02:13:33 PM
If Turbine had offered pre-order lifetime subscriptions for AC2, they wouldn't have cancelled it?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: shiznitz on January 29, 2007, 02:57:28 PM
Yes. Selling a lifetime subscription does not guarantee the game will be around for even a week. Caveat Emptor.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Nebu on January 29, 2007, 03:01:48 PM
Yes. Selling a lifetime subscription does not guarantee the game will be around for even a week. Caveat Emptor.

Are you suggesting that buying a lifetime subscription to E&B was a bad idea?


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Hound on January 29, 2007, 04:02:24 PM
Yes. Selling a lifetime subscription does not guarantee the game will be around for even a week. Caveat Emptor.

Are you suggesting that buying a lifetime subscription to E&B was a bad idea?

Earth and Beyond released September 2002 and closed September 2004 for a total of 24 months. If you had been paying $10 USD a month and subscribed from release till close it would have cost you 230 USD allowing for the free 30 days with the box. Asherons Call 2 released November 2002 and  closed December 2005 so at 10 USD a month that would have been 360 USD with the free 30.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Nebu on January 29, 2007, 04:10:09 PM
I was being sarcastical.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Hound on January 29, 2007, 04:29:32 PM
I was being sarcastical.

So was I. Fun is subjective, and value is in the mind of the purchaser. Monetary wise both of those examples would have been a good deal, however since I did not care for either game $200 would have been a waste of money for me. However 200 dollars for UO, DAoC, or EQII would have been a bargain, since I spent far more than that on monthly subs for each of those games.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Margalis on January 29, 2007, 05:51:01 PM
What happens if you quit in the first week? Oops.

Also too many lifetime subs would be very bad for consumers. If a whole bunch of people get lifetime subs it encourages the company to update as little as possible and to offer any future updates as paid expansions. Once you have the customer money you have it, no need to keep improving the game, not like people will unsub.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: ahoythematey on January 30, 2007, 03:58:59 AM
There's always expansion packs.


Title: Re: So, uh LotRO Beta
Post by: Chinchilla on February 02, 2007, 06:59:48 PM
Anyone got any Beta 2 keys they don't want/need?  My in laws would love this game and its pace so I was wondering if there were any floating around out there.