Title: Edwards Caption Contest! Post by: Kenrick on July 11, 2004, 06:57:30 AM (by the way, that is his daughter)
(http://img35.exs.cx/img35/7703/r2199503664.jpg) "God you're hot... I wish you had a penis." edit: I just noticed... why the fuck is there a barbie doll coming out of her ass? Title: Edwards Caption Contest! Post by: schild on July 11, 2004, 08:21:58 AM As a side note, that girl needs corrective surgery to look less like her dad. The boobies help though.
Title: Re: Edwards Caption Contest! Post by: Delf on July 11, 2004, 08:22:47 AM Quote from: Kenrick why the fuck is there a barbie doll coming out of her ass? She's got a very much younger brother and sister. Probably belongs to one of them. Or, the alternate caption: "Hey, how about a Barbie up the ass for your old Dad, too?" Title: Edwards Caption Contest! Post by: Arcadian Del Sol on July 12, 2004, 06:44:56 AM "have you ever seen Rock Creek Park?"
Title: Edwards Caption Contest! Post by: daveNYC on July 12, 2004, 06:47:18 AM She's got huge tracts of land.
Title: Edwards Caption Contest! Post by: SurfD on July 12, 2004, 07:15:04 AM Ok, not part of the caption contest here, but, is anyone else even mildly disturbed about how SHINEY those people look? I mean, fuck, that kid in the background to Edwards' right is sooo dull in comparison he looks like he was badly photoshopped into the picture.
Title: Edwards Caption Contest! Post by: Alkiera on July 12, 2004, 07:58:38 AM Quote from: SurfD Ok, not part of the caption contest here, but, is anyone else even mildly disturbed about how SHINEY those people look? I mean, fuck, that kid in the background to Edwards' right is sooo dull in comparison he looks like he was badly photoshopped into the picture. Behold, the wonders of flash photography. That guy in the back didn't get hit by the flash. Shutter settings allowed him to be fairly well in focus, but not lit the same as the subjects of the picture. Part of the point, I'd guess... Doesn't blur the surroundings, but definately works to draw the eye to the subjects, rather than the surroundings. It's a professionally-taken photo, I expect no less. -- Alkiera Title: Edwards Caption Contest! Post by: Sky on July 12, 2004, 11:39:32 AM Also having a slightly oily complexion and being in a car with tinted windows. Will people here reall look that far for things to mock? Apparently so. The Veep wannabe is shiny. Jesus.
So I guess that frames my entry: "Funbags: 2, Punching bags: 1" Title: Edwards Caption Contest! Post by: WayAbvPar on July 12, 2004, 12:52:19 PM "The Edwards twins make their first public appearance along side their father."
Title: Edwards Caption Contest! Post by: HaemishM on July 12, 2004, 12:53:06 PM "You think she's hot, you should see her sister."
Title: Edwards Caption Contest! Post by: Grelf on July 13, 2004, 07:49:04 AM "Yeah, I hit that."
Title: Edwards Caption Contest! Post by: Kenrick on July 13, 2004, 09:25:13 AM "I love it when she calls me daddy."
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