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Title: Northwest Airlines cares about it's future ex-employees Post by: Kail on August 18, 2006, 12:53:25 PM Apologies if this has been posted already, but I thought it was amazing.
I guess Northwest distributed flyers to it's employees (http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/News/TryDumpsterDivingAirlineTellsWorkers.aspx?GT1=8404) on "how to save money" to help brace employees for the shock of their new, smaller paychecks. Quote In one section, called "Preparing for a Financial Setback," Northwest suggests that workers can take "a date for a walk along the beach or in the woods." It also says they should not be "shy about pulling something you like out of the trash." Title: Re: Northwest Airlines cares about it's future ex-employees Post by: tazelbain on August 18, 2006, 01:03:49 PM Quote It also says they should not be "shy about pulling something you like out of the trash." Like your career.Title: Re: Northwest Airlines cares about it's future ex-employees Post by: bhodi on August 18, 2006, 01:07:19 PM Yeah, quickly retracted, they said they apologize for some things that may have been "insensitive".
Title: Re: Northwest Airlines cares about it's future ex-employees Post by: WayAbvPar on August 18, 2006, 01:16:29 PM "When preparing for a royal assfucking from your employer, a generous application of lube can go along way toward easing discomfort."
Title: Re: Northwest Airlines cares about it's future ex-employees Post by: HaemishM on August 18, 2006, 01:16:45 PM Goddamn, that's the prick in the ass without lube if ever I've heard of it.
Title: Re: Northwest Airlines cares about it's future ex-employees Post by: MisterNoisy on August 18, 2006, 01:20:42 PM I'm trying to wrap my head around the meetings/processes that resulted in those being printed up. I'd have paid good money just to watch/listen. Unreal.
Title: Re: Northwest Airlines cares about it's future ex-employees Post by: HaemishM on August 18, 2006, 01:23:15 PM The meetings likely involved a rousing orgy of sheep strangling.
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