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Title: I can top that. DOOM? pfft Post by: Anonymous on July 08, 2004, 10:10:13 AM Yeah, DOOM movie? You got nothin'.
How about a new Police Academy (http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/08/film.policeacademy.reut/index.html)? That sound you just heard was one million heads exploding. Title: I can top that. DOOM? pfft Post by: Mesozoic on July 08, 2004, 10:15:20 AM (http://www.d.umn.edu/~rmyers1/homer_mad.gif)
"I can't believe you would break the law! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies??!?! For fun? I didn't hear anybody laughing, DID YOU?!?!" Title: I can top that. DOOM? pfft Post by: WayAbvPar on July 08, 2004, 10:58:08 AM The good news is that much of the original cast is ready to sign on! I am surprised that they were available; they must be extremely busy opening shopping malls and selling shit on late night info-mercials.
If there were to film a 're-telling' of the first movie with some new jokes, a ton of full frontal nudity, and no sign whatsoever of Steve Guttenberg, it might be worth watching on premium cable. An 8th retarded movie with the same cast (didn't the guy who played Tackleberry die a few years back? Probably a good career move for him) is just a horrible idea. Title: I can top that. DOOM? pfft Post by: schild on July 08, 2004, 11:12:12 AM Winslow hasn't had a job since his cameo in spaceballs.
Title: I can top that. DOOM? pfft Post by: daveNYC on July 08, 2004, 11:30:02 AM This is the fault of the Stonecutters.
Title: I can top that. DOOM? pfft Post by: UD_Delt on July 08, 2004, 11:46:30 AM Well that just totally fucked the value of my Police Academy Boxed Set.
Title: I can top that. DOOM? pfft Post by: Arthur_Parker on July 08, 2004, 11:46:57 AM Quote from: daveNYC This is the fault of the Stonecutters. The really bad AC2 Darktide guild by the same name that I managed spent weeks killing, so much so on one occasion I fully expected a "killing spree" sound bite to kick in? If so, bastards. Title: I can top that. DOOM? pfft Post by: Alluvian on July 08, 2004, 12:02:02 PM Quote from: Arthur_Parker Quote from: daveNYC This is the fault of the Stonecutters. The really bad AC2 Darktide guild by the same name that I managed spent weeks killing, so much so on one occasion I fully expected a "killing spree" sound bite to kick in? If so, bastards. Um.... no. It is a Simpsons reference. Get with it. "Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenburg a star? We doooooooo We doooooooo...." Title: I can top that. DOOM? pfft Post by: HaemishM on July 08, 2004, 12:31:03 PM Quote "It's is very unusual to have seven films with virtually all the same major cast." Except when all the major cast members have their careers ruined by appearing the same one-joke movies until the buying public pukes at the sight of them. Quote "I felt it was time to start again," said series creator Paul Maslansky. "I saw that 'Starsky & Hutch' and a number of other revivals were doing really well. 'Police Academy' has such a great history. I thought, 'Why not?' " Yeah, what history! You remember that time the Sarge and his flunky got tricked into going to the Blue Note gay bar? And remember that time the Sarge got tricked into getting beat up by the major villain? And you remember that time the black guy made those funny noises into the bullhorn? Yeah, me neither. Title: I can top that. DOOM? pfft Post by: TripleDES on July 08, 2004, 03:19:36 PM Quote from: schild Winslow hasn't had a job since his cameo in spaceballs. He did in a bunch of cheapass german TV movies. At least I spotted him in a bunch. Yes I get german TV channels over here. And yes, I watch braindead TV content when I can't sleep at night. Title: I can top that. DOOM? pfft Post by: stray on July 08, 2004, 06:30:29 PM Hmm, I wonder what that blonde with the big tits looks like nowadays. I didn't know Tackleberry was dead either. I'd be surprised if Captain Lasard isn't too. Winslow was only funny when I was a kid, and Bobcat is just plain ole' "Bob" now.
Quote Yeah, what history! You remember that time the Sarge and his flunky got tricked into going to the Blue Note gay bar? And remember that time the Sarge got tricked into getting beat up by the major villain? I do know what the Sarge has been up to (I think it was "Captain" Harris actually) -- I've met him. He's the Acting teacher at Southwest Texas State University. I feel bad for saying this, but that's just really sad (for the students, that is). I recall there being two Sarge's though -- the other being Mauser. And that flunky wasn't just any "flunky" -- He's "Proctorrrr!". Title: I can top that. DOOM? pfft Post by: Alrindel on July 11, 2004, 01:55:20 AM Quote from: stray Hmm, I wonder what that blonde with the big tits looks like nowadays. This one? (http://web.quick.cz/tryst2002/cserka60/serka60.htm) Kind of milfy, if your tastes run that way (http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Show/2764/easterbrook.html) Title: I can top that. DOOM? pfft Post by: TripleDES on July 11, 2004, 04:45:54 AM These pictures look like they've been taken 1989.
Title: I can top that. DOOM? pfft Post by: Kenrick on July 11, 2004, 06:08:46 AM Quote from: stray He's the Acting teacher at Southwest Texas State University. You mean Texas State? :-P I hate that school -- the parking at least. Title: I can top that. DOOM? pfft Post by: SirBruce on July 11, 2004, 08:35:07 AM I'm holding out for a remake of Cannonball Run, myself.
Bruce Title: I can top that. DOOM? pfft Post by: schild on July 11, 2004, 08:52:10 AM Quote from: SirBruce I'm holding out for a remake of Cannonball Run, myself. With a 60 year old jackie chan and a 100 year old Burt Reynolds? On second thought, that would be an interesting movie. Title: I can top that. DOOM? pfft Post by: Alluvian on July 12, 2004, 07:29:56 AM Kind of like Bubba Ho-Tep with cars. And no zombie unless you count Burt.
Title: I can top that. DOOM? pfft Post by: stray on July 12, 2004, 08:01:57 AM Quote from: schild Quote from: SirBruce I'm holding out for a remake of Cannonball Run, myself. With a 60 year old jackie chan and a 100 year old Burt Reynolds? But no Sinatra, Dean, Sammy, and most importantly, no Jack Elam :( Title: I can top that. DOOM? pfft Post by: SirBruce on July 12, 2004, 09:21:08 PM Nono, I meant a REMAKE. With an entirely new cast, ala Ocean's Eleven. (Although I don't think the remake of Ocean's Eleven was all that great, it was apparrently good enough to spawn a sequel.)
Bruce Title: I can top that. DOOM? pfft Post by: Arcadian Del Sol on July 13, 2004, 10:24:47 AM Quote from: UD_Delt Well that just totally fucked the value of my Police Academy Boxed Set. You have won the thread. |