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http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/08/08/D8JCDHRO0.html

Lohan Wants to Visit U.S. Troops in Iraq
Aug 08 2:33 PM US/Eastern
   

NEW YORK


Lindsay Lohan says she wants to go to Iraq with Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton and entertain American troops there.

"I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long. Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous," the 20-year-old actress says in an interview in the September issue of Elle magazine, on newsstands Wednesday.

Lohan, whose screen credits include "Freaky Friday," "Mean Girls" and the upcoming "Georgia Rule," says she hoped to emulate Marilyn Monroe, who performed shows for about 100,000 troops stationed in Korea in 1954.

"It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be,"  Lohan tells the magazine, adding that she would prepare for her trip to Iraq by taking shooting lessons with her security guard.  
A spokesman for the senator offered a slightly different take on Lohan's contact with the New York Democrat's office.

"It was suggested to her that if she wanted to go, she could pursue doing so through the USO," said spokesman Philippe Reines.

The United Service Organizations is a nonprofit organization that provides entertainment to troops stationed abroad.
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Cocaine's a helluva drug!

I skipped to the highlighted part and thought she was calling Clinton a sex kitten. 

Sounds like Lindsay doesn't give a crap about the soldiers.  She just wants to act out some romantic fantasy of performing for the troops.

Lindsay: If that sex kitten, Kathy Griffin, can go there, why can't you?

I am quite positive that I read that Marilyn Monroe while on USO tour in Korea was credited with more than 10 sniper kills.

The training how to shoot bit was priceless, I don't think she quite understands the situation...

And I don't get it, what would she perform?  Would she bring a theatre troop and put on a play?  Or does she sing and dance?

She sings and dances. Ok, she put out an album, which really isn't the same thing.

Or am I thinking of Hillary Duff? Maybe she just likes sweating like a pig in front of thousands of soldiers who haven't seen more than an exposed brow on a local woman.

She has to start fucking the President, his brother, and a a mob boss to even come close.

I did the same thing, brought my hopes up for the comic gold value of this thread :/

Maybe she could have "1-on-1 Entertainment Sessions" or something with the troops. I don't know what else Lohan is good for.

The USO scene in Apocalypse Now is one of my favorite moments in all of cinema.

Hey pre-cocaine Lindsey Lohan, you can come over to my place and sing "Happy Birthday" to me, and I'll do my best Kennedy accent, and we can just see where it takes us.

Post-cocaine Lindsey is not invited.

Here here Llava!!!

She was super hot when she did the SNL skit as hermione. I don't know what thing took over her body now, but that isn't her.

Edit for strazos: She was hot in mean girls, too.. very much so. If she only stayed that way. Freckles are cute, stop trying to irradicate them.

Lohan in Mean Girls.... :-D