f13.net

f13.net General Forums => Serious Business => Topic started by: Fargull on August 01, 2006, 12:36:21 PM



Title: Cats Dogs Living Together
Post by: Fargull on August 01, 2006, 12:36:21 PM
Here we go...

National Geographic none the less...

Scare Me! (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/07/060731-bird-flu.html)


Title: Re: Cats Dogs Living Together
Post by: Sky on August 01, 2006, 01:36:29 PM
I'll take $18B of Tamiflu, thanks Rummy!


Title: Re: Cats Dogs Living Together
Post by: Strazos on August 01, 2006, 03:59:19 PM
Mass Hysteria!


Title: Re: Cats Dogs Living Together
Post by: Sky on August 02, 2006, 08:19:10 AM
Mass Hysteria!
Unlike Bird Flu, that shit spreads like wildfire.


Title: Re: Cats Dogs Living Together
Post by: Llava on August 10, 2006, 12:43:46 AM
I always throught it would be Famine who'd take out the US- poor diets on fat people not giving them any nutrition counts as much as anorexic models dying on the catwalk.

Pestilence just seems so... unpoetic.  It should go after Europe- they have a history with this sort of thing.


Title: Re: Cats Dogs Living Together
Post by: Sky on August 10, 2006, 07:30:18 AM
I always throught it would be Famine who'd take out the US- poor diets on fat people not giving them any nutrition counts as much as anorexic models dying on the catwalk.
Ah, you've just mentioned my own little Rapture fantasy. All the lazy, fat, electric-cart-at-walmart-drivin' welfare scammers die off, leaving only those who can actually walk to gather their food, as a last gasp of our hunter-gathering history.

Another happy-fun rapture fantasy: all these end-of-days nutbags get in a boat (let's call it an ark, whatthehell) and ship out for armageddon in mess'o'potamia. C'mon, christians, can't let mohammed's boys win the fight against your all-powerful diety!