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Title: Why can't I own a Canadian? Post by: NiX on July 27, 2006, 10:17:11 PM This is pretty old, but I found it funny and haven't seen it posted. Here's a piece from this funny letter to a radio Dr against gay marriage:
Quote Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? The rest of it is here (http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html). Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian? Post by: schild on July 28, 2006, 05:27:39 AM Unless you have an assload of snow that needs shoveling, I can't see a reason to own a Canadian. Well, maybe to gather maple for syrup. Or perhaps to fill out a hockey team.
Eh, how aboot that, I hit the triumvirate. Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian? Post by: Merusk on July 28, 2006, 05:54:40 AM Pam Anderson is Canadian.
That seems a good enough reason to me. (Well.. early Pam Anderson, nowadays not so much.) Then again.. so is Celene Dion. But they're a slave so what you do with them matters little. So hey, yet another reason; Boxing-away bad artists fom the world view. Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian? Post by: Sky on July 28, 2006, 06:33:10 AM The bible doth rocketh.
Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian? Post by: Ironwood on July 28, 2006, 08:03:19 AM So which came first, this or the West Wing episode where Bartlett ripped into one of his Radio guests with this speech ??
Edit : Never Mind. October 2000 was not Dr. Laura's month. A few weeks after she issued her apology, a version of the "Letter to Dr. Laura" was incorporated into the 18 October episode of the political television drama The West Wing. In "The Midterms," President Bartlet used his own detailed knowledge of the Bible to make a Schlessinger-esque character named Jenna Jacobs look ridiculous. Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian? Post by: WindiaN on July 28, 2006, 01:19:38 PM we should definitely be able to own canadians, and the bible trumps all laws!
Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian? Post by: squirrel on July 28, 2006, 03:31:36 PM Unless you have an assload of snow that needs shoveling, I can't see a reason to own a Canadian. Well, maybe to gather maple for syrup. Or perhaps to fill out a hockey team. Eh, how aboot that, I hit the triumvirate. Um well us Vancouverites make the best pot in the world? If ya like that kind of thing. I'm willing to be rented or leased. Outright ownership is prohibited by the hoser hockey laws of 1989. Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian? Post by: SurfD on July 29, 2006, 01:38:00 AM If you are willing to pay for my Room / Board / Food / Medical / Internet and MMOG related expences, consider me for sale :P
Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian? Post by: Llava on July 29, 2006, 09:34:47 AM I'm willing to have a Canadian buy me.
I offer monolingualism and a shocking ignorance of world events. Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian? Post by: Signe on July 29, 2006, 12:52:01 PM I call dibs on Squirrel but only if his cheeks are stuffed with BC bud. (http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/weed.gif)
Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian? Post by: Righ on July 29, 2006, 02:31:33 PM I'm willing to have a Canadian buy me. I offer monolingualism and a shocking ignorance of world events. You can catch terrible diseases from monolingus with hoors. Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian? Post by: Morfiend on July 31, 2006, 04:24:14 PM That makes me happy.
Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian? Post by: Yegolev on August 01, 2006, 01:57:25 PM If you are willing to pay for my Room / Board / Food / Medical / Internet and MMOG related expences, consider me for sale :P How about I let you take anything you find in my Box O' Medicine and you can make alts on any games I play (that allow alts)? Plus $100 a week if you do my chores. |