f13.net

http://google.com/trends

Fun to play with for sure.

Example:

impeachment

1. Manila, Philippines
2. Makati, Philippines
3. Brasilia, Brazil
4. Washington, DC, USA
5. San Francisco, CA, USA
6. St Louis, MO, USA
7. New York, NY, USA
8. Sao Paulo, Brazil
9. Chicago, IL, USA
10. Portland, OR, USA

Yeah. Look who's searching for...

sex

1. Pakistan     
2. Egypt     
3. Iran     
4. Viet Nam     
5. India     
6. Morocco     
7. Saudi Arabia     
8. Turkey     
9. Philippines     
10. Poland 

Now that's a shocking list.

I'm wondering how long it is before some asstard tries to use this (http://google.com/trends?q=pvp%2C+pve) in an argument.

Does that mean I am hardcore for being in the Seattle area? Ph3@r, bitches.

Anal Sex...

1.    Miami, FL, USA    
2.    Ankara, Turkey    
3.    Seattle, WA, USA    
4.    Chicago, IL, USA    
5.    Birmingham, United Kingdom    
6.    San Diego, CA, USA    
7.    Houston, TX, USA    
8.    Brentford, United Kingdom    
9.    Melbourne, Australia    
10.    Los Angeles, CA, USA

Elf Porn

1.    Auckland, New Zealand    
2.    Birmingham, United Kingdom    
3.    Melbourne, Australia    
4.    Seattle, WA, USA    
5.    Sydney, Australia    
6.    San Francisco, CA, USA    
7.    Atlanta, GA, USA    
8.    Helsinki, Finland    
9.    Chicago, IL, USA    
10.    Manchester, United Kingdom

Warcraft Sex

1.    Sydney, Australia    
2.    San Francisco, CA, USA    
3.    Chicago, IL, USA    
4.    Toronto, Canada    
5.    Amsterdam, Netherlands    
6.    Paris, France    
7.    London, United Kingdom

(No hits prior to 2nd Q 2005)


Hobbit Porn

Your terms - hobbit porn - do not have enough search volume to show graphs

Anal Sex and Miami is money.

"Massive Boobs"

1.    Milton Keynes, United Kingdom    
2.    Birmingham, United Kingdom    
3.    Brentford, United Kingdom    
4.    Sheffield, United Kingdom    
5.    Manchester, United Kingdom    
6.    Bletchley, United Kingdom    
7.    Edinburgh, United Kingdom    
8.    Melbourne, Australia    
9.    Perth, Australia    
10.    London, United Kingdom

Huh? Is it a giant bird or something?

http://google.com/trends?q=f13&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all

So apparently there's some interest in Austria.

f13.com is a german or austrian thing I'm pretty sure.

"Massive" is very Anglican. At least in that context. Don't you watch Ali G?

http://google.com/trends?q=l33t&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all

3rd l33test city on the planet...  w3rd.

I'm wondering if there's a business opportunity with all these l33t pvp folks in San Diego? :)

'ass' gives Miami as #1 too.

Apparently Stephen King had a video game in 2000 named F13.

Well, as usual, we're number two. USA was number two regionally as well.

beer

1.    St Louis, MO, USA    
2.    Philadelphia, PA, USA    
3.    Denver, CO, USA    
4.    Minneapolis, MN, USA    
5.    Austin, TX, USA    
6.    Boston, MA, USA    
7.    Ottawa, Canada    
8.    Melbourne, Australia    
9.    Chicago, IL, USA    
10.    Toronto, Canada    

Hoax, that doesn't make you l33t. It makes you the 3rd most wanting to be l33t city.

n3g

Neg? Then why do you all keep doing searches for it?

Teh Qu3st 4 teh 1337?

Vancouver is #1. It must be the weed.

He's got you there.

l33t recognizes l33t and you're looking kinda unfamiliar right now.

lol.

Tbh, 1 bl4m3 t3h s34rch3s 0n h4v1ng t0 3xpl41n "l33" t0 SF-1mm1gr4nts fr0m t3h m1dw3st.

Or something...

l33t? or Asshats? (http://google.com/trends?q=asshat&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all)

ytmnd

1. Rochester, NY, USA
2. Edmonton, Canada   
3. Orlando, FL, USA   
4. Portland, OR, USA   
5. Calgary, Canada   
6. San Diego, CA, USA   
7. Philadelphia, PA, USA   
8. Tampa, FL, USA   
9. Houston, TX, USA   
10. Minneapolis, MN, USA

For some reason Spain seems to be really into bukake.

"i pinch"

1. Toronto, Canada  
2. New York, NY, USA  

I can vouch for the pinching in the NYC.

Europe in general, really.

Also, HO HO.

"vagina"

...

wait for it...

...

1. Delhi, India  
2. Chennai, India  
3. Mumbai, India  
4. Brisbane, Australia  
5. Amsterdam, Netherlands  
6. Melbourne, Australia  
7. Sydney, Australia  
8. Philadelphia, PA, USA  
9. Lima, Peru  
10. Mexico City, Mexico

"sex" - an update for Krakrok.

1. Chennai, India  
2. New Delhi, India  
3. Delhi, India  
4. Ankara, Turkey  
5. Istanbul, Turkey  
6. Warsaw, Poland  
7. Zurich, Switzerland  
8. Birmingham, United Kingdom  
9. Brussels, Belgium  
10. Amsterdam, Netherlands  

Put 1+1 together. "vaginal sex"

1. New Delhi, India  
2. Chennai, India  
3. Delhi, India
4. Mumbai, India
5. St Louis, MO, USA  
6. San Diego, CA, USA  
7. Philadelphia, PA, USA  
8. San Francisco, CA, USA  
9. Atlanta, GA, USA  
10. Chicago, IL, USA  

What's up with that ?

(Is there a pun in there ?  Pardon it.)

Nope. Indians just want to learn about sex obviously.

Vaginal sex.

aw cmon, wtf....

diarrhea

1. St Louis, MO, USA
   
2. Austin, TX, USA   
   
3. Philadelphia, PA, USA   
   
4. Houston, TX, USA   
   
5. New York, NY, USA   
   
6. Denver, CO, USA   
   
7. Boston, MA, USA   
   
8. San Francisco, CA, USA   
   
9. Chicago, IL, USA   
   
10. Seattle, WA, USA

Corollary.

"Montezuma's Revenge"

1. Amsterdam, Netherlands   
2. New York, NY, USA   
3. Los Angeles, CA, USA     
4. Chicago, IL, USA   
5. Toronto, Canada 

And here I thought it would be all the white folk on vacation on Mexican islands surfing the web for information on the water. How wrong I was. Netherlands? What?

Apparently the Aussies like their "man boobs"

1. Perth, Australia   
2. Brisbane, Australia     
3. Sydney, Australia     
4. Melbourne, Australia     
5. St Louis, MO, USA     
6. Birmingham, United Kingdom      
7. Manchester, United Kingdom     
8. Irvine, CA, USA     
9. Tampa, FL, USA     
10. Miami, FL, USA 

LARP

 1.   Kiel, Germany   
 2.   Braunschweig, Germany   
 3.   Mainz, Germany   
 4.   Aachen, Germany   
 5.   Hamburg, Germany   
 6.   Nuremberg, Germany   
 7.   Darmstadt, Germany   
 8.   Cologne, Germany   
 9.   Dortmund, Germany   
 10.   Essen, Germany

The Philippines shows up in a shitload of these things.

cosplay

1.    Hong Kong, Hong Kong    
   
2.    Sao Paulo, Brazil    
   
3.    Taipei, Taiwan    
   
4.    Orlando, FL, USA    
   
5.    Irvine, CA, USA    
   
6.    Los Angeles, CA, USA    
   
7.    Shanghai, China    
   
8.    Seattle, WA, USA    
   
9.    San Francisco, CA, USA    
   
10.    Santiago, Chile

Ok - I'll play...

http://google.com/trends?q=money+laundering&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all (http://google.com/trends?q=money+laundering&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all)

Looking at the bottom, I think people are really looking for a way...

1.    Bletchley, United Kingdom    
   
2.    London, United Kingdom    
   
3.    Dublin, Ireland    
   
4.    Mumbai, India    
   
5.    Singapore, Singapore    
   
6.    Brentford, United Kingdom    
   
7.    Washington, DC, USA    
   
8.    Hong Kong, Hong Kong    
   
9.    New York, NY, USA    
   
10.    Miami, FL, USA

Creampie:
1. St Louis, MO, USA   
2. Seattle, WA, USA   
3. Tampa, FL, USA   
4. Atlanta, GA, USA   
5. Houston, TX, USA   
6. Dallas, TX, USA   
7. Miami, FL, USA   
8. San Diego, CA, USA   
9. Chicago, IL, USA   
10. Birmingham, United Kingdom

Cream Pie:
1. Salt Lake City, UT, USA   
2. St Louis, MO, USA   
3. Denver, CO, USA   
4. Portland, OR, USA   
5. Seattle, WA, USA   
6. Tampa, FL, USA   
7. Minneapolis, MN, USA   
8. Orlando, FL, USA   
9. Dallas, TX, USA   
10. San Francisco, CA, USA 
 
Ok...



Haruhi:
http://google.com/trends?q=haruhi&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all

Canadians love their scrabble:

1. Montreal, Canada   
   
2. New York, NY, USA   
   
3. Vancouver, Canada   
   
4. Seattle, WA, USA   
   
5. Boston, MA, USA   
   
6. Philadelphia, PA, USA   
   
7. San Francisco, CA, USA   
   
8. Toronto, Canada   
   
9. Chicago, IL, USA   
   
10. Paris, France

Because you all wanted to know:

bukkake

1. Milan, Italy   
   
2. Rome, Italy   
   
3. Birmingham, United Kingdom   
   
4. Brentford, United Kingdom   
   
5. Barcelona, Spain   
   
6. Manchester, United Kingdom   
   
7. Madrid, Spain   
   
8. Helsinki, Finland   
   
9. Melbourne, Australia   
   
10. London, United Kingdom 

I like how Denver only shows up under 'diarrhea'.

Oh look, it shows up under Nuclear Waste (http://google.com/trends?q=nuclear+waste&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all)!
1.    Las Vegas, NV, USA   
2.    Adelaide, Australia   
3.    Salt Lake City, UT, USA   
4.    Perth, Australia
5.    Brisbane, Australia    
6.    Washington, DC, USA    
7.    Melbourne, Australia    
8.    Sydney, Australia    
9.    Minneapolis, MN, USA    
10.    Denver, CO, USA

Hockey:

1.    Canada    (duh)
   
2.    Sweden    (ok)
   
3.    United States  (ok)    
   
4.    Finland  (ok)
   
5.    New Zealand  (eh?)    
   
6.    Switzerland  (ok)
   
7.    Netherlands  (ok)
   
8.    Australia  (really?)
   
9.    United Kingdom  (again, really?)
   
10.    Argentina  (wtf)

I wonder how long until people do things like, find an Iranian proxy and run Bush's name a few million times, or get DC to top the list for "sex".  Cool toy though.  I love the odd stuff Google comes up with.

NZ, AU, UK - it'd be Field Hockey which is a very popular amateur sport, at least here in Australia, who boasts one of the world's top teams. Ditto NZ.
Not sure about Argentina, but with their English ancestry, I would not be surprised.

Netherlands is also one of the world's top Field Hockey nations, as well as being into their Ice Hockey.

"I hate my life"


1.    Irvine, CA, USA    
   
2.    Los Angeles, CA, USA    
   
3.    Philadelphia, PA, USA    
   
4.    Seattle, WA, USA    
   
5.    New York, NY, USA    
   
6.    Chicago, IL, USA    
   
7.    San Francisco, CA, USA    
   
8.    Atlanta, GA, USA    
   
9.    Sydney, Australia    
   
10.    Toronto, Canada


Awsome.

And Philadelphia is 3. How fitting.

"Marijuana"

1.    Portland, OR, USA    
   
2.    San Diego, CA, USA    
   
3.    San Francisco, CA, USA    
   
4.    Denver, CO, USA    
   
5.    Seattle, WA, USA    
   
6.    Orlando, FL, USA    
   
7.    Los Angeles, CA, USA    
   
8.    Irvine, CA, USA    
   
9.    Vancouver, Canada    
   
10.    St Louis, MO, USA

"Cocaine"

1.    New York, NY, USA    
   
2.    Vancouver, Canada    
   
3.    Miami, FL, USA    
   
4.    Philadelphia, PA, USA    
   
5.    Tampa, FL, USA    
   
6.    Irvine, CA, USA    
   
7.    Orlando, FL, USA    
   
8.    Toronto, Canada    
   
9.    Chicago, IL, USA    
   
10.    Denver, CO, USA    
   

My, they do love their breakfast over there across the pond.

http://google.com/trends?q=breakfast&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all

1. Dublin, Ireland   
   
2. Bletchley, United Kingdom   
   
3. Brentford, United Kingdom   
   
4. London, United Kingdom   
   
5. Rome, Italy   
   
6. Birmingham, United Kingdom   
   
7. Milan, Italy   
   
8. Denver, CO, USA   
   
9. Seattle, WA, USA   
   
10. Manchester, United Kingdom

Japan may have invented it, but everyone else sure seems to appreciate it.

Tentacle Sex

1.    Seattle, WA, USA    
   
2.    San Francisco, CA, USA    
   
3.    Sydney, Australia    
   
4.    Chicago, IL, USA    
   
5.    Los Angeles, CA, USA    
   
6.    Atlanta, GA, USA    
   
7.    New York, NY, USA    
   
8.    Toronto, Canada    
   
9.    London, United Kingdom

And, yes, Tentacle Rape too

1.    Seattle, WA, USA    
   
2.    San Francisco, CA, USA    
   
3.    Los Angeles, CA, USA    
   
4.    Chicago, IL, USA    
   
5.    Toronto, Canada    
   
6.    New York, NY, USA



Seems Seattle just can't get enough.

Since I am getting one next month:

vasectomy

Top regions (normalized)     
1. Philippines     
2. New Zealand     
3. South Africa     
4. United States     
5. Canada     
6. Australia     
7. Ireland     
8. United Kingdom     
9. India     
10. Germany 

And since she has been a topic for us recently:

lucy lawless

Top cities (normalized)     
1. Auckland, New Zealand     
2. Lima, Peru     
3. Mexico City, Mexico     
4. Seattle, WA, USA     
5. Sao Paulo, Brazil     
6. Houston, TX, USA     
7. San Francisco, CA, USA     
8. Brussels, Belgium     
9. Toronto, Canada     
10. Sydney, Australia 

Dirty Sanchez-

1.    Irvine, CA, USA    
   
2.    St Louis, MO, USA    
   
3.    Los Angeles, CA, USA    
   
4.    Phoenix, AZ, USA    
   
5.    San Diego, CA, USA    
   
6.    Chicago, IL, USA    
   
7.    Philadelphia, PA, USA    
   
8.    Austin, TX, USA    
   
9.    New York, NY, USA    
   
10.    Birmingham, United Kingdom

FINALLY, a list Seattle doesn't appear on.

shit sex


1.   Chennai, India   
2.   New Delhi, India   
3.   Delhi, India
4.   Budapest, Hungary   
5.   Birmingham, United Kingdom   
6.   Brentford, United Kingdom   
7.   Melbourne, Australia   
8.   Perth, Australia   
9.   Brisbane, Australia   
10.   Manchester, United Kingdom

Amazing, germany and japan arnt on the list.

jewish girls

1.    New York, NY, USA    
   
2.    Miami, FL, USA    
   
3.    Philadelphia, PA, USA    
   
4.    Petah Tiqwa, Israel    
   
5.    Boston, MA, USA    
   
6.    Irvine, CA, USA    
   
7.    Los Angeles, CA, USA    
   
8.    Chicago, IL, USA    
   
9.    San Francisco, CA, USA    
   
10.    Washington, DC, USA    

It should be noted that New York has almost three times more searches than 2nd place

I'm really not surprised Portland got #1 for marijuana... Practically everyone I've ever met currently smokes pot, or did at one point (well when the subject comes up at least).

Queef

1.    Philadelphia, PA, USA    
   
2.    St Louis, MO, USA    
   
3.    San Diego, CA, USA    
   
4.    Chicago, IL, USA    
   
5.    Boston, MA, USA    
   
6.    Houston, TX, USA    
   
7.    Denver, CO, USA    
   
8.    San Francisco, CA, USA    
   
9.    Dallas, TX, USA    
   
10.    Irvine, CA, USA

EDIT:  Wtf?

(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e121/GrimDysart/queeflol.jpg)

Sorry, that was me.  I didn't know what it was.  I do now.

Don't you remember the queef prohibition movement in spring 2004?  Didn't last long, sadly.

The same dip occurred in a couple of my searches.

I know a guy nicknamed Queef.

That's when the hard drive filled up and they lost the logs.