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Title: Red Buttons dies Post by: WayAbvPar on July 13, 2006, 12:41:28 PM Quote Red Buttons, carrot-topped burlesque comedian who became a top star in early television, died Thursday, a spokesman said GODDAMN! I swear to god I thought Carrot Top had died when the headline caught my eye. I was so excited for a minute! Title: Re: Red Buttons dies Post by: Llava on July 13, 2006, 12:46:03 PM Don't worry, he will soon. The 'roids will get him.
Title: Re: Red Buttons dies Post by: trotski on July 13, 2006, 12:46:25 PM There would have been mass jubilation throughout the galaxy, had Carrot Top died. I would put a contract out on his life, if I had any pull (or money) at all.
Title: Re: Red Buttons dies Post by: tazelbain on July 13, 2006, 12:46:35 PM "That was easy."
Title: Re: Red Buttons dies Post by: Llava on July 13, 2006, 01:03:45 PM I was talking with a friend lately, and she said the worst thing I'd ever heard. She said it would be hilarious if Paris Hilton got AIDS.
I told her I was shocked that she would wish AIDS on somebody and that she should be ashamed of herself. Actually, I said it would be hilarious if Paris Hilton got AIDS, but she agreed with me so I lectured her about that. Title: Re: Red Buttons dies Post by: Signe on July 13, 2006, 01:32:21 PM But it's sad that this other bloke died. Right?
Title: Re: Red Buttons dies Post by: tazelbain on July 13, 2006, 01:37:36 PM Na, he was 87. He should be celebrated for having long, productive life.
Title: Re: Red Buttons dies Post by: Signe on July 13, 2006, 01:40:48 PM Although I'd heard the name, I had no idea who he was. I looked at pics and remember him from some stuff. His real name seems to be Aaron Chwatt. Poor guy.
Title: Re: Red Buttons dies Post by: sarius on July 14, 2006, 07:43:39 AM Although I'd heard the name, I had no idea who he was. I looked at pics and remember him from some stuff. His real name seems to be Aaron Chwatt. Poor guy. You reinforce my pangs of age. Thanks :P I seem to remember him hosting a train of celebrity roasts during my youth. I believe he was the comic that everyone had on their show, somewhat like a mandatory ornament. Title: Re: Red Buttons dies Post by: Signe on July 14, 2006, 08:07:05 PM You reinforce my pangs of age. Thanks :P Don't be silly. I'm probably older than you. I just have a horrible memory. Maybe because I'm so old. Title: Re: Red Buttons dies Post by: Llava on July 14, 2006, 10:22:07 PM (http://www.in.gov/isp/images/investigation/marijuana.jpg)
Title: Re: Red Buttons dies Post by: Signe on July 15, 2006, 03:47:33 PM And whatnot.
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