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Title: Taking matters into your own hands Post by: sarius on May 19, 2006, 12:00:25 PM Thought it might be interesting for future references. :) (http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=local&id=4183089)
Exclusive Television Interview TIOGA-NICETOWN - May 17, 2006 - A Philadelphia man is recovering from an attack, allegedly at the hands of his wife. The assault on his private parts has become public knowledge. In an interview with Action News after his release from, the 52-year-old victim spoke of his terrifying ordeal...(continued) (http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=local&id=4183089) Title: Re: Taking matters into your own hands Post by: WayAbvPar on May 19, 2006, 12:05:22 PM Quote after his wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands. I may never sleep again!!! /shudder Maybe it is good that I tend to sleep on my stomach... Title: Re: Taking matters into your own hands Post by: Broughden on May 19, 2006, 01:01:26 PM I'd kill her.
Title: 1 strike, no balls. Post by: Kenrick on May 19, 2006, 01:43:21 PM http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=local&id=4183089
Quote Police and paramedics rushed to the man's row home in the 3800 block of Pulaski where they found him bleeding profusely. He was rushed to Einstein where doctors first labeled his condition critical. He was later upgraded to stable after having reattachment surgery and a few doses of morphine. More morphine plzkthx. (http://a.abclocal.go.com/images/wpvi/cms_exf_2005/news/local/05172006testiclesqueeze200.jpg) "Is that one, sarge?" "No, Pete... that's just a squished acorn." Title: Re: Taking matters into your own hands Post by: Kenrick on May 19, 2006, 01:48:30 PM penis
Title: Re: Taking matters into your own hands Post by: Signe on May 19, 2006, 02:23:00 PM He probably shouldn't have cheated on her... even if it was only in her mind.
Title: Re: Taking matters into your own hands Post by: Issele on May 19, 2006, 02:26:20 PM I wonder what he was doing when she was clawing at him and why he did not over power her to defend himself and get away. Heck, pick up a lamp or something and bash her over the head. Maybe he liked it ruff of course then I guess he was rather shocked when IT fell off... This is why you do not live with nutcases. Not like he did not know beforehand she was metally ill.
Title: Re: Taking matters into your own hands Post by: Riggswolfe on May 19, 2006, 02:37:09 PM I wonder what he was doing when she was clawing at him and why he did not over power her to defend himself and get away. Heck, pick up a lamp or something and bash her over the head. Maybe he liked it ruff of course then I guess he was rather shocked when IT fell off... This is why you do not live with nutcases. Not like he did not know beforehand she was metally ill. Ok. You're asleep. You wake up to a part of your body being ripped and clawed off of you. You're probably to busy screaming to do much fighting back. At this point, if I were him I'd cheat. I already damn near lost my manhood, I might as well have the fun to go with it too. Title: Re: Taking matters into your own hands Post by: Signe on May 19, 2006, 02:42:14 PM I think he should move as far away as possible from "those fingernails" before he cheats. He shouldn't leave a forwarding address, either.
Title: Re: Taking matters into your own hands Post by: Der Helm on May 22, 2006, 01:36:21 AM The google ads in this thread are disturbing ...
Title: Re: Taking matters into your own hands Post by: Ironwood on May 22, 2006, 03:22:58 AM It's VERY hard to leap backwards defensively When someone has a rock hard grip on your scrote.
Do you have any idea how many Attacks of Opportunity you draw ? (Add Scrote to the spellcheck pls.) Title: Re: Taking matters into your own hands Post by: Train Wreck on May 22, 2006, 01:31:01 PM I wonder what he was doing when she was clawing at him and why he did not over power her to defend himself and get away. Heck, pick up a lamp or something and bash her over the head. Maybe he liked it ruff of course then I guess he was rather shocked when IT fell off... This is why you do not live with nutcases. Not like he did not know beforehand she was metally ill. He actually repeatedly throttled her with his fists. That's how he eventually got her to stop, albeit a bit too late. Title: Re: Taking matters into your own hands Post by: Lantyssa on May 24, 2006, 08:42:02 AM On a somewhat related note: Artificial Penises for Everybody! (http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Healthology/story?id=1994541&page=1)
Potentially good news for those with 'irreparable' damage or impotence. I can see this branching out into other areas like improved options for FtM transsexuals or people looking for custom-built enlargements. The possibilities are both great and very, very disturbing. Title: Re: Taking matters into your own hands Post by: Righ on May 25, 2006, 10:30:54 AM Just one more degree of separation:
How to use the magic cone. (http://magic-cone.com/animation1.htm) Title: Re: Taking matters into your own hands Post by: Lantyssa on May 25, 2006, 06:12:07 PM How to use the magic cone. (http://magic-cone.com/animation1.htm) Excellent. Women everywhere can sneak into the men's room to use the urinals when their lines get too long at big events. |