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Title: My teddy bear tried to kill me, bid now!
Post by: WindupAtheist on May 04, 2006, 08:08:16 PM
Step 1:  Acquire dirty old bear from secondhand shop for $2.

Step 2:  Take fifteen minutes to churn out two pages of horror movie drivel for an item description.

Step 3:  Profit! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6056014456)


Title: Re: My teddy bear tried to kill me, bid now!
Post by: Roac on May 05, 2006, 06:34:43 AM
I thought the one where a parent sold their kid's "monster under the bed" was better, which was nothing more than a ziplock baggie with an old sock in it.