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Title: Charlie Sheen is off the... oh, you know the rest. Post by: Kenrick on April 22, 2006, 11:30:14 AM http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0421061sheen1.html
Quote Richards's declaration, filed in support of her request for a restraining order against Sheen, contends that Sheen "belonged" to "disturbing" sites "which promoted very young girls, who looked underage to me with pigtails, braces, and no pubic hair performing oral sex with each other." Other sites visited by Sheen, Richards alleges, involved "gay pornography also involving very young men who also did not look like adults." Richards claims that she also discovered that Sheen "belonged to several sex search type sites" on which he "looked for women to have sex with." His online profile, Richards adds, included a photo of "his erect penis." Title: Re: Charlie Sheen is off the... oh, you know the rest. Post by: Murgos on April 22, 2006, 11:33:43 AM It's Charlie Sheen. Honestly, I expected much worse.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen is off the... oh, you know the rest. Post by: Tebonas on April 22, 2006, 12:27:57 PM How do you belong to a site? Do you get a tatoo?
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen is off the... oh, you know the rest. Post by: schild on April 22, 2006, 12:31:19 PM I like his choice of avatar. Classy, Mr. Sheen, classy.
Edit: Also, fuck, Denise Richards has quite the list there. It's actually worth reading through. I don't remember that much shit about last week, let alone the last few years. Title: Re: Charlie Sheen is off the... oh, you know the rest. Post by: Strazos on April 22, 2006, 12:46:32 PM So where are all the hangers-on that should be coming out, proclaiming that they had sex with Sheen?
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen is off the... oh, you know the rest. Post by: Trippy on April 22, 2006, 08:28:11 PM I liked this part (with re: to getting an AIDS test):
Quote He told me "I was a prude" and that "I was overreacting." Denise "I posed in Playboy and was nekkid in Wild Things" Richards a prude? I guess maybe by his standards she is.Title: Re: Charlie Sheen is off the... oh, you know the rest. Post by: Paelos on April 23, 2006, 11:28:12 AM I found the use of quotations in that little blurb hilarious. I can just imagine someone saying it out loud using hand air quotes on phrases like "his erect penis."
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen is off the... oh, you know the rest. Post by: shiznitz on April 24, 2006, 08:13:00 AM Not that anyone would expect Denise Richards to have a brain, but the part in there about how they were fighting like cats and dogs and then she became pregnant with their second child is interesting. If your husband is a raving, womanizing, gambling, out-of-control personality, why have a SECOND child with him?
As usual, it's the woman's fault.* * meant purely as an inflammatory gesture. Title: Re: Charlie Sheen is off the... oh, you know the rest. Post by: Ironwood on April 24, 2006, 08:38:38 AM My Sister in Law did the exact same thing.
Trust me, sometimes these things make sense at the time and hope is a shitty human delusion. Title: Re: Charlie Sheen is off the... oh, you know the rest. Post by: Pococurante on April 25, 2006, 07:06:00 PM Don't disbelieve it. Just don't buy it either. We're hardly so past the pre-1990s that this nonsense still can't translate to more settlement money.
(http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes5/ferris718.jpeg) Title: Re: Charlie Sheen is off the... oh, you know the rest. Post by: Paelos on April 25, 2006, 09:00:30 PM WILD THING, dadadada, YOU MAKE MY HEART SING, dadadadada, YOU WALK EVERYTHING!
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen is off the... oh, you know the rest. Post by: Strazos on April 25, 2006, 11:35:17 PM "My sister wears too much eye makeup....so people think she's a whore."
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen is off the... oh, you know the rest. Post by: Murgos on April 26, 2006, 05:54:16 AM I forgot he was in Ferris Bueller.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen is off the... oh, you know the rest. Post by: stray on April 26, 2006, 06:24:51 AM Sounds stupid, but I kind of modeled my life after that character (and no, I don't really like Sheen that much).
Needless to say, but I've been paying for it ever since. Title: Re: Charlie Sheen is off the... oh, you know the rest. Post by: NiX on April 26, 2006, 08:17:14 AM Sounds stupid, but I kind of modeled my life after that character (and no, I don't really like Sheen that much). Needless to say, but I've been paying for it ever since. Could of been a baldwin character. Title: Re: Charlie Sheen is off the... oh, you know the rest. Post by: Strazos on April 26, 2006, 08:23:57 PM If our project takes off, you may yet have another chance to live life as a Baldwin....Online.
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