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Title: Why read a book, when you can wear it?
Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on March 17, 2006, 12:42:47 PM
Fashion is stupid.

http://news.search.yahoo.com/search/news?p=Andre+Tan+&fr=&c=news_photos


Title: Re: Why read a book, when you can wear it?
Post by: HaemishM on March 17, 2006, 01:02:31 PM
(http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060317/capt.xel11403171935.ukraine_fashion_xel114.jpg?x=380&y=281&sig=1FxEXLhdLrlyT3ejcyeobw--)

I don't even know what the fuck is up with this picture. Maybe it's meant to be Revenge of Bukkake?


Title: Re: Why read a book, when you can wear it?
Post by: Strazos on March 17, 2006, 01:20:48 PM
WTF is going on in the Ukraine?


Title: Re: Why read a book, when you can wear it?
Post by: Riggswolfe on March 17, 2006, 01:29:45 PM
When I see this kind of "fashion" I sometimes suspect the designers are high and are wondering just how much they can humiliate the models and the fashion elite before someone has the balls to speak up.


Title: Re: Why read a book, when you can wear it?
Post by: Miasma on March 17, 2006, 01:35:09 PM
WTF is going on in the Ukraine?
I blame Chernobyl for this.  It's been almost 20 years so that irradiated generation should be entering the workforce right about now.


Title: Re: Why read a book, when you can wear it?
Post by: schild on March 17, 2006, 01:51:29 PM
Some very effeminate smart man in Ukraine thought, "Ya know, a lot of people read books, but they don't read books all the time. But if we slap a good book on a skirt's forehead, a man will have something to read while getting his knob slobbered."

And thus, the forehead book was born. They also sell a cup holder accessory.

Fashion isn't stupid. You just don't understand it.


Title: Re: Why read a book, when you can wear it?
Post by: Strazos on March 17, 2006, 02:00:22 PM
If that were true, it'd be genius.


Too bad the designer is probably just a nutjob (no wordplay intended).


Title: Re: Why read a book, when you can wear it?
Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on March 17, 2006, 06:01:54 PM
Why not strap a Xbox 360 on a models head? No need to develop porn games then for the "target" audience.