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Title: Ok, there is one hyphenated name I will accept
Post by: shiznitz on February 06, 2006, 12:42:27 PM
Jay Mohr and Nicki Cox to wed.

Courtesy of www.thesuperficial.com (http://www.thesuperficial.com).


Title: Re: Ok, there is on hyphenated name I will accept
Post by: Nebu on February 06, 2006, 12:54:11 PM
Since you made me read that site, I'm going to pay you back with a line that struck me funny.

Quote from: TheSuperficial.com
Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Olympus Fashion Week wearing a gold 'J' around her neck, either because she loves Jared Leto or loves jelly beans. I'm going with Jared Leto though, because I didn't find any traces of food when I inspected her poo. Now that I think about it, I didn't find any traces of poo either. It was more like a poo-shaped slab of cocaine glued together with laxatives. Go figure.

Maybe I should have posted this in the Lindsay Lohan thread!


Title: Re: Ok, there is on hyphenated name I will accept
Post by: shiznitz on February 06, 2006, 01:02:40 PM
No need to quote that site to me. I read it daily. I find the guy's commentary hilarious.


Title: Re: Ok, there is on hyphenated name I will accept
Post by: schild on February 06, 2006, 01:57:25 PM
When did Nikki Cox and Bobcat Goldthwait get divorced? And damn, Nikki Cox goes after some of the most unfunny funnymen in hollywood.


Title: Re: Ok, there is on hyphenated name I will accept
Post by: Merusk on February 06, 2006, 03:28:26 PM
There's no accounting for women's tastes.  Also, she was what, 19 when she married Bobcat. Young girls are easily swayed, but eventually wake-up.  That or Bobcat's got a huge cock.

Also from that site: Basic Instinct II? I had no idea.


Title: Re: Ok, there is on hyphenated name I will accept
Post by: shiznitz on February 07, 2006, 11:26:47 AM
Basic Instinct II: With More Poon!


Title: Re: Ok, there is on hyphenated name I will accept
Post by: Trippy on February 07, 2006, 07:35:27 PM
When did Nikki Cox and Bobcat Goldthwait get divorced?
They were engaged but never got married.