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Title: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Mr_PeaCH on February 01, 2006, 05:38:01 PM This Friday on Oprah. No shit. What's the line on how far into the show they reference Dave's "Oprah's got my seed!" sketch? Or any of the Chappelle Theory (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=4181.35) conspiracy? You have been warned.
Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: schild on February 01, 2006, 07:06:45 PM I was talking to Ookii about this last night. He should come dressed as Buck Nasty or whatever pimp he played and the interview should go like this:
O - "So, what made you turn down $50M. Buck Nasty - "Right to business. Ok. Honestly? I knew your bitchass would pay me $50M to come and give an answer. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go give money to poor white folk." I've always hated Oprah. I can only hope he rips into her for being the leader of a cult of bored housewives. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: jpark on February 01, 2006, 10:02:40 PM I've always hated Oprah. I can only hope he rips into her for being the leader of a cult of bored housewives. As opposed to a leader of bored gamers ? :-D Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: schild on February 01, 2006, 10:03:27 PM Matt, here's the problem. You don't understand gamers.
Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Ironwood on February 02, 2006, 02:08:25 AM :-D
Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: HaemishM on February 02, 2006, 08:02:35 AM Maybe he'll slap her and say "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!" Or have sex with her right there.
Or it'll probably be one of those boring ass Oprah interviews with lots of touchy feely and shit, unless she finds out he lied in his book or something. How the fuck did Oprah somehow become a bastion of truth in this goddamn country? FUCK. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Miasma on February 02, 2006, 09:25:50 AM I can't believe I'm going to have to tape Oprah. I feel dirty and nauseous.
Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Soln on February 02, 2006, 12:02:49 PM pfft. He should go as Tyrone.
(http://www.comedycentral.com/images/shows/chappelle/episodes/season2/205_chappelle_m4.jpg) Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Strazos on February 02, 2006, 01:38:13 PM He should mess up her couch, Rick James style.
Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Llava on February 02, 2006, 01:54:22 PM I swear to god, if he says "Fuck your couch, nigga!" to Oprah.... I might just explode from the funny.
Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: schild on February 02, 2006, 03:45:29 PM He won't. For some reason everyone respects Oprah.
I think she's just a hideous leech. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Viin on February 02, 2006, 04:01:14 PM They only respect her while in front of a camera.
Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Fabricated on February 02, 2006, 05:09:58 PM If Oprah is a bastion of honesty on TV, the interview should be like this:
Oprah: So why DID you quit the show? Dave: I ran out of material. Also, I enjoy this showbiz phony shit, so I went to Africa took the 10 cent tour and claimed to have a spiritual revelation. Oprah: CARS FOR EVERYONE! Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: CmdrSlack on February 04, 2006, 09:22:04 AM I caught some of it while my wife was at the doc for one of her prenatal checks. Apparently, the room where they do fetal heart monitors just has Oprah and The View on in the morning, probably cause they figure that's the target audience.
It was a pretty stupid interview, Dave just basically complained about money and fame and how he wanted more control. But he also said that he'd be willing to go back to Comedy Central. Then they plugged the "Dave Chappelle's Block Party" movie thing he recently made and that was it. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: HaemishM on February 06, 2006, 09:40:51 AM Anybody got a link to video of it?
Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Signe on February 06, 2006, 09:53:57 AM I don't watch her show, but what's wrong with her? Why don't we like her? I'm just wondering if it's because of something she did or because she's rich and has a cruddy talk show.
Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: HaemishM on February 06, 2006, 09:54:58 AM Being rich, having a cruddy talk show, drowning us in weepy touchy-feely psychobabble and inflicting people like Dr. Phil on us.
Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Signe on February 06, 2006, 10:00:27 AM Yikes! Dr. Phil!
Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Xanthippe on February 06, 2006, 10:43:28 AM I don't watch her show, but what's wrong with her? Why don't we like her? I'm just wondering if it's because of something she did or because she's rich and has a cruddy talk show. I don't like her because she has an amazingly overinflated opinion of herself as the Messiah to Women Everywhere. IMO, she was a better actress than interviewer. She rarely asks tough questions, except when she hung that poor bastard out to dry in an incredible display of self-interest where she was protecting her label. A great deal of her advice is just shitty. I can't stand to watch her show. Can't. Stand. It. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Signe on February 06, 2006, 12:31:27 PM This is kind of strange. Although I've not seen much of her show, in fact I don't think I've ever watched an entire one (I'm not big on talk shows), everything I've seen, read or heard about her has indicated she's a very genuine person who is sincerely concerned with issues regarding women and children, especially African and African American. She's built education centres and schools, does that Christmas in South Africa thingy every year, has that Angel Network which is supposed to be one of the charities which makes sure that the bulk of money raised is used for the charity and not for "other" stuff....
I'm not entirely sure she's a very good target for anyone's hate. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Xanthippe on February 06, 2006, 12:54:33 PM Perhaps you should watch her show, all the way through. From the incredibly egotisical themesong part all the way to the end.
I don't hate her, as a person. I don't like her show and won't watch it because I think it's a waste of my time. She annoys me. Mother Theresa annoyed me too. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: HaemishM on February 06, 2006, 12:59:27 PM She does many good things. Doesn't mean she can't annoy the everliving shit out of me.
And, Dr. Phil. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Strazos on February 06, 2006, 02:48:52 PM I also dislike the fact that she thinks she's some kind of authority on good books. Last I checked, she only has a simple communications degree - by no means any kind of expertise in literature. Simply, she's a famous person giving support to a particular book, and I don't like the credit she gives herself.
Also, she's annoying. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Paelos on February 06, 2006, 02:50:17 PM I also dislike the fact that she thinks she's some kind of authority on good books. Last I checked, she only has a simple communications degree - by no means any kind of expertise in literature. Simply, she's a famous person giving support to a particular book, and I don't like the credit she gives herself. Also, she's annoying. And yet, if I wrote a novel that landed on her list. Set...for...life. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Strazos on February 06, 2006, 02:53:29 PM So make it gushy and padantic. And throw in a thread about a young girl "overcoming." That should clinch it.
Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: MrHat on February 06, 2006, 04:51:46 PM (http://home.rixtele.com/~urdskalla/Skivomslag/Dr_Phil_McGraw.jpg)
Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: ClydeJr on February 09, 2006, 09:17:55 AM There was a big thing a while back where Oprah had some genetic testing done on herself and she claimed that her ancestors where Zulu.
Last night on PBS they had a show where a guy (he was Head Honcho for African-American studies at a major university) was tracing the roots of himself and several other African-American celebrities including Oprah. He first tried to trace their lineage through genealogy. He then got genetic samples and had them tested against the genetics of different groups in Africa. When he got to Oprah, it turns out she has no genetic similarity to any Zulu group. When she heard that, she had a strange look on her face. I imagine part of it was finding out where your ancestors come from but I imagine part of it was "Fuck! I told everyone I was Zulu!" Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: SnakeCharmer on February 09, 2006, 09:28:41 AM I also dislike the fact that she thinks she's some kind of authority on good books. Last I checked, she only has a simple communications degree - by no means any kind of expertise in literature. Simply, she's a famous person giving support to a particular book, and I don't like the credit she gives herself. Also, she's annoying. Celebrities are like that. All are authorities on everything, from what you read to politics, to foreign policy, to what brand of underwear I should wear. And people buy into it hook, line, and sinker. I'm still waiting on Alec Baldwin to leave the country... Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Righ on February 09, 2006, 10:06:59 AM Celebrities are like that. All are authorities on everything, from what you read to politics, to foreign policy, to what brand of underwear I should wear. They'd fit right in here on F13. We should be celebrities too. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Strazos on February 09, 2006, 10:18:40 AM They'd fit right in here on F13. We should be celebrities too. I assume the Money Hats are in the mail? Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: HaemishM on February 09, 2006, 11:09:05 AM Celebrities are like that. All are authorities on everything, from what you read to politics, to foreign policy, to what brand of underwear I should wear. They'd fit right in here on F13. We should be celebrities too. But I AM a celebrity. Apparently Ubzbeks love them some Haemish. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: schild on February 09, 2006, 11:17:11 AM Celebrities are like that. All are authorities on everything, from what you read to politics, to foreign policy, to what brand of underwear I should wear. They'd fit right in here on F13. We should be celebrities too. But I AM a celebrity. Apparently Ubzbeks love them some Haemish. And though my brand of fame is infamy, just ask Poseiden. With 3 tiny paragraphs I've destroyed a game and pissed off thousands. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: HaemishM on February 09, 2006, 11:32:23 AM It would have been millions, but the game was Star Wars Galaxies. You should target WoW with your hatred, you'd destroy China in 5 paragraphs flat!
Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Ironwood on February 09, 2006, 11:47:00 AM But I AM a celebrity. Apparently Ubzbeks love them some Haemish. There's a small internet cafe in Springburn that worships you as a God. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Yegolev on February 09, 2006, 12:48:54 PM I'm still waiting on Alec Baldwin to leave the country... One of the reasons I like Johnny Depp so much is because he didn't just say America sucks, he moved to France. Whether we agree or not, I totally respect him. I can't say anything else about Alec without breaking the Baldwin Online NDA. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Righ on February 09, 2006, 01:45:38 PM There's a small internet cafe in Springburn that worships you as a God. Seriously? In Springburn? That doesn't sound like the Springburn I know. A bona fide Internet cafe where people pay with money, or the learning centre? Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: HaemishM on February 09, 2006, 02:00:48 PM There's a small internet cafe in Springburn that worships you as a God. Seriously? In Springburn? That doesn't sound like the Springburn I know. A bona fide Internet cafe where people pay with money, or the learning centre? If they worship me as a God, it's probably a special needs learning centre. For Torette's sufferers. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Nebu on February 09, 2006, 02:05:57 PM If they worship me as a God, it's probably a special needs learning centre. For Torette's sufferers. Cock.... Gobbler... (http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:OUe4OOyi3WSzuM:images.movie-gazette.com/albums/20050811/deuce-bigalow-male-gigolo-05.jpg) Yeah, I can see it. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Llava on February 09, 2006, 02:27:25 PM I got no beef with Oprah. I don't dislike her anymore than I dislike Al Roker and Charles Gibson.
Sure, she gave us Dr. Phil. She probably even still thinks he's smart. Whatever. The man's full of shit, but he's largely harmless. Just irritating. Oprah herself... I can't stand to watch her show, but it's not meant for me. I'm not her target audience. So I'm okay with that. She's a good lady who does many good things. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Signe on February 09, 2006, 03:03:08 PM Celebrities are like that. All are authorities on everything, from what you read to politics, to foreign policy, to what brand of underwear I should wear. They'd fit right in here on F13. We should be celebrities too. But I AM a celebrity. Apparently Ubzbeks love them some Haemish. And though my brand of fame is infamy, just ask Poseiden. With 3 tiny paragraphs I've destroyed a game and pissed off thousands. I'm so proud of you. I always knew you would make something of yourself. I get misty-eyed just thinking about how, just a few short years ago, you were trolling game boards to annoy the developers. Wait. Nothing's really changed, has it? Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Ironwood on February 09, 2006, 03:04:20 PM To be on topic for once, I saw the Oprah with the KKK and I thought it was extremely, extremely, extremely well done. That, at the time, was hard hitting stuff.
Oh, and don't spoil the joke with actual facts Righ. I'd like him to come over to Springburn and actually find out what they do to their Gods in that shithole. It involves a stick, sharpened at both ends. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: NiX on February 09, 2006, 03:24:52 PM I can't say anything else about Alec without breaking the Baldwin Online NDA. I'M WATCHING YOU! Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Paelos on February 09, 2006, 03:56:21 PM I got no beef with Oprah. I don't dislike her anymore than I dislike Al Roker and Charles Gibson. Sure, she gave us Dr. Phil. She probably even still thinks he's smart. Whatever. The man's full of shit, but he's largely harmless. Just irritating. Oprah herself... I can't stand to watch her show, but it's not meant for me. I'm not her target audience. So I'm okay with that. She's a good lady who does many good things. The promos I see for Dr. Phil look like he's rooting around in the human garbage dump to find his "guests." The one I saw today was about a mom throwing porn parties for her children. Why would I want to watch that? Is that really something the average American struggles with for your glorified self-help hour? Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Signe on February 09, 2006, 04:07:15 PM If you were my son, I would have big porn birthday parties for you, with porn balloons and porn presents and porn pony rides and a huge porn birthday cake. It would be the least I could do for my virgin monkey child. Then I would sacrafice you to the God of Porn who would bestow upon me the secrets of the universe and maybe some porn magazines.
Die, Virgin Monkey Boy, die. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: WayAbvPar on February 09, 2006, 04:26:43 PM Will you adopt me?
Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Llava on February 09, 2006, 06:12:43 PM I got no beef with Oprah. I don't dislike her anymore than I dislike Al Roker and Charles Gibson. Sure, she gave us Dr. Phil. She probably even still thinks he's smart. Whatever. The man's full of shit, but he's largely harmless. Just irritating. Oprah herself... I can't stand to watch her show, but it's not meant for me. I'm not her target audience. So I'm okay with that. She's a good lady who does many good things. The promos I see for Dr. Phil look like he's rooting around in the human garbage dump to find his "guests." The one I saw today was about a mom throwing porn parties for her children. Why would I want to watch that? Is that really something the average American struggles with for your glorified self-help hour? He's the upscale Jerry Springer, complete with Final Thoughts. The difference is that fights don't break out on his show, and housewives don't consider him a "guilty" pleasure. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Signe on February 09, 2006, 06:24:26 PM Will you adopt me? Yes! I will email you bus fare. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Ironwood on February 10, 2006, 01:43:52 AM Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: HaemishM on February 10, 2006, 07:33:35 AM I was quite concerned about the direction that one might be taking as well. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Signe on February 10, 2006, 08:44:45 AM I wouldn't allow the porn ponies to be hurt. What kind of mum do think I'd be?
Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Stephen Zepp on February 16, 2006, 10:11:09 PM I wouldn't allow the porn ponies to be hurt. What kind of mum do think I'd be? I don't think it's the ponies getting hurt I would worry about... Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Paelos on February 16, 2006, 10:42:19 PM Man I stopped reading this thread at the wrong time.
I'm assuming that was german for The, Virgin Monkey Boy, The! Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Signe on February 17, 2006, 05:03:34 AM Man I stopped reading this thread at the wrong time. I'm assuming that was german for The, Virgin Monkey Boy, The! I don't really want you to die. I want you to dance. In my hand. Please don't pee in it or I'll clap. Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Mr_PeaCH on February 17, 2006, 06:34:52 PM Right now on TV Dave is on "Inside the Actor's Studio" (Bravo); I just caught it scanning channels; about 1/2 hour left looks like. This interview is soooo much better than Oprah's. I know nobody will see this in time but maybe they'll rerun it.
Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Zetleft on February 17, 2006, 06:46:27 PM They will definatly rerun it, I saw it twice in a 2 hour period earlier in the week. Also have some clips from it online of course but I can't dig them up now.
Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Alkiera on February 20, 2006, 12:13:49 PM A friend who has cable DVR'd the episode of Inside the Actor's Studio that had Robin Williams guesting.
Freakin' HILARIOUS. Alkiera Title: Re: Chappelle's first post-meltdown T.V. interview... on Oprah Post by: Yegolev on February 20, 2006, 01:27:44 PM A friend who has cable DVR'd the episode of Inside the Actor's Studio that had Robin Williams guesting. Freakin' HILARIOUS. Did he accidentally record a different episode than the Robin Williams one? |