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Title: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Shockeye on January 12, 2006, 10:53:57 AM Quote from: AP Melissa Joan Hart Gives Birth to Baby Boy (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,181445,00.html) Thursday, January 12, 2006 LOS ANGELES — Melissa Joan Hart, former star of TV series "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch," has given birth to a baby boy. Mason Walter Wilkerson was born Wednesday afternoon and weighs 9 pounds, People magazine reported. It is the first child for Hart, 29, and husband, Mark Wilkerson, 28, lead singer and guitarist for rock band Course of Nature. "He was a little stubborn, but all is well," Hart told People. "Everyone is well and we are all relieved." Hart and Wilkerson met in May 2002 when she introduced his band at a Kentucky Derby event in Louisville, Ky., according to the magazine. The new parents tied the knot in Florence, Italy, in July 2003, three months after "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch," a popular sitcom about a high school student with magic powers, ended its seven-year run. Title: Re: Status officially upgraded to "MILF". Post by: WayAbvPar on January 12, 2006, 11:00:37 AM She may be cock-eyed, but she is still very doable. She is gonna have back problems now with baby-inflated mams.
Title: Re: Status officially upgraded to "MILF". Post by: Shockeye on January 12, 2006, 11:27:28 AM (http://content.clearchannel.com/Photos/female_celebrities/melissa_joan_hart_GI.jpg)
Disregard previous topic title. Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: WayAbvPar on January 12, 2006, 11:38:06 AM She looks like she swallowed Kirstie Alley!
Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Signe on January 12, 2006, 04:24:00 PM I am surprised any woman would have your babies. Any of you.
Sometimes men can be such women. Meow. :x Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Shockeye on January 12, 2006, 04:35:01 PM I am surprised any woman would have your babies. Any of you. I cannot disagree with that. Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: WayAbvPar on January 12, 2006, 04:36:53 PM I am surprised any woman would have your babies. Any of you. Sometimes men can be such women. Meow. :x You say that we are the ones who want to have babies. We just want to practice the conception part. A lot. Especially if conception can be practiced in non-reproductive orifices :evil: :evil: :evil: Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Paelos on January 12, 2006, 10:31:54 PM Look's like she's fat. :heartbreak:
Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Llava on January 12, 2006, 11:09:51 PM Now she has to make the ultimate decision:
Does she ever let her child watch old episodes of Clarissa Explains It All? Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Samwise on January 13, 2006, 01:19:51 AM Now she has to make the ultimate decision: Does she ever let her child watch old episodes of Clarissa Explains It All? I would. That show was the best thing she ever did. Everything else was downhill. Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Strazos on January 13, 2006, 06:49:21 AM Now she has to make the ultimate decision: Does she ever let her child watch old episodes of Clarissa Explains It All? I would. That show was the best thing she ever did. Everything else was downhill. Sad, but funny and true. Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: schild on January 13, 2006, 09:15:00 AM Sonofabitch (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0007Y08LK/qid=1137172472/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-1643576-1616942?n=507846&s=dvd&v=glance). I'm gonna go grab that from Best Buy today. I hope it held up well.
Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Strazos on January 13, 2006, 09:16:37 AM The Adventures of Pete and Pete? That's almost worth torrenting.
Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: SuperPopTart on January 13, 2006, 09:18:15 AM You people are so mean to chubby women. Sheesh, post pictures of yourselves and let's see how pretty you guys are.
P.S. = You do realize that she did just have a baby and as of yet has not had the chance to lose the weight gain from said child? Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Paelos on January 13, 2006, 09:20:08 AM You people are so mean to chubby women. Sheesh, post pictures of yourselves and let's see how pretty you guys are. P.S. = You do realize that she did just have a baby and as of yet has not had the chance to lose the weight gain from said child? I think we tried posting pics of ourselves, but Signe condemned it as creepy and "shattering the mental images" Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Strazos on January 13, 2006, 09:20:19 AM If she were serious about keeping her figure, she would have went into labor in the middle of a Spin class.
Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: SuperPopTart on January 13, 2006, 09:38:48 AM Don't ever breed.
Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Signe on January 13, 2006, 09:47:05 AM Paelos, stop remembering things I don't even recall saying! It creeps me out.
And why would any of you want to buy that series? Isn't it a child's show? I can understand buying a series of The Clangers or Dexter's Laboratory for your grown up self because they're fun to watch when stoned or something... but Clarissa Explain's It All? Surely, that doesn't qualify as anything but sad pre-teen television, no? Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Samwise on January 13, 2006, 09:50:51 AM I remember it as being an immensely entertaining show, but then I was a sad pre-teen when last I watched it. It's be neat to watch it again now and see how well it holds up. Not sure I'd buy it, though.
Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Nebu on January 13, 2006, 10:28:34 AM You people are so mean to chubby women. Sheesh, post pictures of yourselves and let's see how pretty you guys are. I was married to a swimsuit model for 7 years. I would gladly marry a chubby woman if she was generally a happy person with good ethics. I learned my lesson the hard way. Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Merusk on January 13, 2006, 10:47:11 AM Edit:
Damnit Paelos said it already. But yes, we did that game already, and yes Signe you told us not to do it again. Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Samwise on January 13, 2006, 11:30:51 AM We can't have nice things. Or is it mean things? I can never keep those two straight.
Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Furiously on January 13, 2006, 11:53:16 AM (http://www.uknet.net/showcase/Signedpics/melissa_joan_hart2.sized.jpg)
Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Signe on January 13, 2006, 12:18:42 PM Edit: Damnit Paelos said it already. But yes, we did that game already, and yes Signe you told us not to do it again. Whatever you say, elf. Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Llava on January 13, 2006, 12:23:45 PM Personally, I've never found her hot. Sure, nice body in that picture, but something about her face just doesn't work for me. Maybe it's because I just remember Clarissa and the impossible computer games she programmed when I see it.
<shrug> That said, the pregnant picture in this does certainly look a lot like Kirstie Alley. I'm sure she'll get on that quickly enough. Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: WayAbvPar on January 13, 2006, 12:29:47 PM Good show, Furiously.
Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Nebu on January 13, 2006, 01:21:26 PM I'm sorry, but I just can't get past the asymmetry in her face.
I admit that I'm more superficial than I had ever imagined. Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: schild on January 13, 2006, 01:24:48 PM Until Miss Hart sheds that preggers poundage, I shall call her Plumpkins. I am Shallow. I am the Internet. I am Legion.
Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: NiX on January 13, 2006, 10:27:38 PM Don't ever breed. You sound worried or something. Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: angry.bob on January 14, 2006, 12:07:42 AM I'm sorry, but I just can't get past the asymmetry in her face. Her asymmetry is nothing compared to Shannen Doherty. She looks like a Picaso... But I'd still do either of them. Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: SuperPopTart on January 14, 2006, 12:49:42 AM Don't ever breed. You sound worried or something. Terribly :( Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Signe on January 14, 2006, 03:59:07 AM I'm sorry, but I just can't get past the asymmetry in her face. Her asymmetry is nothing compared to Shannen Doherty. She looks like a Picaso... But I'd still do either of them. You mean like some sort of sympathy "do"? I'm sure they'll so appreciate your charity... if it wasn't for men like you, I bet they'd never get "done". Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: schild on January 14, 2006, 04:02:41 AM She obviously got done. And then fed.
HO HO HO. I slay me. Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: angry.bob on January 14, 2006, 08:23:25 AM You mean like some sort of sympathy "do"? I'm sure they'll so appreciate your charity... if it wasn't for men like you, I bet they'd never get "done". Bah, no sympathy involved. Just pointing out that I, or any other guy here - especially the ones bitching about her weight or one of her eyes being slightly higher than the other, would stick their shit in just about anything. People acting like MJH or SD are so unattractive are full of shit. Though MJH has seen better days... But I'd still do her. Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Strazos on January 14, 2006, 09:30:18 AM It would be weird though. I don't think I would be able to get her show's theme song out of my head the entire time.
Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Samwise on January 14, 2006, 10:45:53 AM It would be weird though. I don't think I would be able to get her show's theme song out of my head the entire time. And that's a bad thing? Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Merusk on January 14, 2006, 03:57:36 PM You mean like some sort of sympathy "do"? I'm sure they'll so appreciate your charity... if it wasn't for men like you, I bet they'd never get "done". Bah, no sympathy involved. Just pointing out that I, or any other guy here - especially the ones bitching about her weight or one of her eyes being slightly higher than the other, would stick their shit in just about anything. I was gonna object to this.. but then I remembered the summer of 97 and that alcohol is an evil, evil thing. Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Strazos on January 14, 2006, 09:49:48 PM It would be weird though. I don't think I would be able to get her show's theme song out of my head the entire time. And that's a bad thing? I would be laughing too much to concentrate. (http://www.retrojunk.com/details_tvshows/228-clarissa-explains-it-all/) Though perhaps it could work as an entrance theme, I don't know. Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Ironwood on January 15, 2006, 02:49:44 AM In the Animated series, her sister played Sabrina and she played the Aunts.
Ah, time and age, you are cruel to us. Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Signe on January 15, 2006, 08:32:27 AM In the Animated series, her sister played Sabrina and she played the Aunts. Ah, time and age, you are cruel to us. Is that even the same show? I don't think I really know what anyone is talking about. Not really. Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Ironwood on January 15, 2006, 11:11:33 AM There are two shows. One of which, thankfully, never made these shores.
However, we are over familiar with the evil that is the Teenage Witch. Why you Americans didn't BURN HER, I will never know. Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Signe on January 15, 2006, 11:46:00 AM Clarissa. Sabrina. I'm getting them all confused, aren't I? I'm not even going to google any of it in this room, alone. It's even too embarrassing for that.
Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Margalis on January 15, 2006, 11:51:35 AM 3/4 of the girls that work at Starbucks look better than her now.
Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Murgos on January 15, 2006, 02:26:00 PM 3/4 of the girls that work at Starbucks look better than her now. Yeah, pretty much anyone who hands me coffee I find really attractive too. Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: schild on January 16, 2006, 08:00:33 AM That opening theme is awesome. I looked up what happened to Sean O'Neal. He's doing voice acting on and off in localizations of subpar anime. Heh. What a great show to do a "where are they now." Melissa would be at the gym but I'm interested in the rest of them.
Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Strazos on January 16, 2006, 08:16:17 AM It wouldn't be interesting enough for TV unless one of them turned into a Buddhist ascetic and another got addicted to smack.
Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Righ on January 16, 2006, 08:18:26 AM They are thespians. There's a pretty good chance of both.
Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Furiously on January 16, 2006, 12:50:40 PM That Salem the cat always made me laugh.
Title: Re: Status upgraded to "MILF". [Update: New Status On Hold Pending Review] Post by: Margalis on January 30, 2006, 11:29:19 PM 3/4 of the girls that work at Starbucks look better than her now. Yeah, pretty much anyone who hands me coffee I find really attractive too. Ha ha I never thought of it that way but yeah...sad but true. My workplace is moving and my commute is getting a lot more annoying but the thing that annoys me most is there is no Starbucks at the new place. |