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Title: RTS wishlist
Post by: eldaec on May 19, 2004, 03:29:21 PM
Moderately amusing:

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/wargames.html

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14. I want fat, left-wing documentarians carefully editing the only the most incriminating footage, countered only by low-IQ country music singers crooning my praises while in American Flag-colored cowboy hats.

15. About every five minutes I want one of my helicopters to crash, completely on its own, for some fucking reason.


Title: RTS wishlist
Post by: schild on May 19, 2004, 03:55:25 PM
I too, want a gun that shoots spiders.


Title: Re: RTS wishlist
Post by: Murgos on May 19, 2004, 08:04:36 PM
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15. About every five minutes I want one of my helicopters to crash, completely on its own, for some fucking reason.


Actually, I think that would make it a sim instead of an RTS...


Title: RTS wishlist
Post by: HaemishM on May 20, 2004, 08:33:27 AM
You can't handle the truth.


Title: RTS wishlist
Post by: Shockeye on May 20, 2004, 09:03:54 AM
All the senseless bloodshed could have been avoided in the Middle East if only we had dropped thousands of "I'm the Man" CDs and tapes.


Title: RTS wishlist
Post by: Alluvian on May 20, 2004, 12:01:17 PM
My RTS wishlist just got really short after watching E3 videos.   Here it is:

1) Warhammer 40K Dawn of War


That's it.  Oh, and an expansion that adds an ork story line and the Tyrannids for multiplayer.  Maybe a pure point vs point multiplayer mode with no base building.  And a large caramel sundae.  That would be nice.


Title: RTS wishlist
Post by: Zephyr on May 20, 2004, 12:37:10 PM
Quote from: SonicPurge
All the senseless bloodshed could have been avoided in the Middle East if only we had dropped thousands of "I'm the Man" CDs and tapes.


Don't you mean "Fuck the Middle East"?  Almost the same band, just different name.


Title: RTS wishlist
Post by: Sky on May 20, 2004, 02:03:57 PM
"...then Israel and Egypt can live in peace without these dicks"

Great song imo.


Title: RTS wishlist
Post by: Ookii on May 20, 2004, 08:30:02 PM
Gotta love their thread about CoH...

(http://www.f13.net/ookii/heroes3.jpg)

Seems like they are gaying it up on Virtue.


Title: RTS wishlist
Post by: Anger on May 24, 2004, 09:32:19 AM
Quote from: Zephyr
Quote from: SonicPurge
All the senseless bloodshed could have been avoided in the Middle East if only we had dropped thousands of "I'm the Man" CDs and tapes.


Don't you mean "Fuck the Middle East"?  Almost the same band, just different name.


(http://www1.odn.ne.jp/~cab11850/deta/802/sod04.jpg)


Title: RTS wishlist
Post by: HaemishM on May 24, 2004, 12:15:41 PM
Ok, now THIS SHIT (http://pointlesswasteoftime.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=7712) is fucking funny.

I so need to get busy living.

EDIT: And so is part 2. (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=7981)


Title: RTS wishlist
Post by: WayAbvPar on May 24, 2004, 01:08:36 PM
Quote from: HaemishM
Ok, now THIS SHIT (http://pointlesswasteoftime.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=7712) is fucking funny.

I so need to get busy living.

EDIT: And so is part 2. (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=7981)


OMG- I was on the phone with a user when I read that...hard to troubleshoot when you are choking down laughter. Too funny.