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So, I'm not in the Eastern Time Zone, but according to PopTart, the universe revolves around New York and Eastern Time. And it's 2006 in the Eastern Time Zone, so

HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR, BITCHES!

Yup.

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I wish you all a safe and happy Amateur Night.

All I can say is....yawn.

HI2U

Happy Fecking Furry New Year You Fecking Furries!

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I love holidays in America.  The one time that people can reach past their puritanical roots and act out against their own morals.  It fills me with rage.  Angst.  I must be goth.



No really.  I am disgruntled, but hope all of you are having a blast or whatever.  Cheers.

MY FUCKING COMPUTER WORKS! HAPPY NEW YEARS KEKE^_^`

WOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!! 

PRON CELEBRATION!


edit. I just realized how ironic the current avatars are.  I must be one of the kiss asses mentioned in the other thread.  Damn.  :(

I slept through it. Meh.

I went out, had quite a few screwdrivers, and sang in the New Year...

It's kind of strange here, because they also celebrate the Lunar New Year...but hey, any reason for a party, right?

And on a truly sad note, had my heart broken on the first day of a new year.

Not a very good omen.

Are we going to do resolutions? Or are we too jaded bitter and haemishical for that?

We did grievances and goodwill, why not resolutions?  I don't have any, however, because I already gave up smoking and that was the only vice I had.  Mostly.

I'm sorry about your  :heart:, though.   :-(  I dedicate my sig to you.

Thanks, Signe

Well, I am actually resolving to give up smoking completely. I had stopped for the most part, but still smoked like a chimney any time I went out drinking. Which is the other thing I am resolving to stop doing.

That, and I want to obtain visible abdominal muscles.  :mrgreen:

Also, I am resolved to abstain from all evils of vending machines. I will never understand why the military insists on making junk food so available in high stress work areas. True evil.

Basically, I am healthifying myself. Or whatever you call it.

And I have resolved to refrain from engaging in carnal gymnastics until I am sure that my heart is as committed and involved as the rest of me...

Hmmm.....any suggestions from the peanut gallery?

Well, I've been married for over 11 years, with Righ for about 13 so I suppose my advice is reasonable.  All men secretly (and in some cultures not so secretly) want to marry virgins.  For some reason, virgins are very exciting to men and highly coveted. So... my advice is to marry a virgin and then make sure she stays that way.

Virgins are boring and far, far too timid. My advice is to get over the fascination, accept that women like sex too and omg she might have had another cock inside her. Big fucking deal.

That said, Happy New Year, it's another year closer to the cold cold ground, but at least you're not there yet.

Somebody ding? Old father time? Grats then.

I would suggest for women to experience as much as you want with whomever you want before getting married. Before the wedding night, I suggest getting the hymen reattachment surgery (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=5425.msg143125#msg143125). Best of both worlds. You can thank me later.

My new year's resolution is to love you all just a little less.

I plan on continuing my 2000 resolution (quit smoking) and my 2005 resolution (go to the gym at least once a week).  I can't think of any additional resolutions that I'd be likely to keep.

I resolve that I will try and actually work out a few times per week to get down to a svelte 130 or so....

Which may be difficult because I think I am moving soon, and I REALLY don't like the idea of using a public gym (though if I have to, I can use my University's...Alumnus baby, woo).

Pilates is awesome for developing your core muscles. It works everything from you rectus abdominus and external obliques (where those sexy Apollo lines start) on up to your sternum. Except for the little pad of girl cush on my lower tummy (that I'm convincing myself I love), I'm rocking a pretty hard six pack from going to pilates for six months. It's basically a lot of modified cruches and things where you stablize your entire body and use only your tummy to anchor/move your limbs. Try doing slow sit ups with your legs out straight and not letting 'em lift up off the ground, and that's a glimpse of what to expect.

My two resolutions are to get more sleep on a regular basis and get my goddamn novel published.

That's already in the process of being done, cheater.

I'm late on this one..
Happy new year.

My resolution? Yeah, I don't have one.

Well at least if you don't have one, you can't break it.

I think I need more resolve.

Or maybe I just needed to not have to go settle my tab at the bar last night.

Ended up breaking 3 of my resolutions all in one night with a Ukrainian dancer  :-P

I guess I should just be glad there were no vending machines around.

Happy New Year all.  I had a better New Year's Eve than expected at the in-laws and found myself sitting across the table from a 37 year Russian Army veteran who couldn't speak but a small bit of English and having a shot of straight Vodka with him.  (That's huge for me since I don't drink much.)  It was pretty damn cool.  When he retired from the military it was at the rank of major which is like a full bird colonol for us. 

Whoever thought after being raised during the cold war years and told to hide under your desk in case of nuclear war that I'd be doing something like that years later. ;)

I also wound up in the laundry room with my sister-in-laws having shots of Goldschlager since it was my brother-in-law's secret stash.  lol

My resolutions are the whole get healthier, lose weight, get back in shape variety and also to write and complete a book at last. (And no not another strat guide.)

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I thought that machine said "Hateu" which would make it being a Durex condom machine all the more funny.

Happy new year!  I spent the weekend up in Dallas with family.  Had a blast.

Stayed home with my beautiful girl, sipping a great bottle of pagne. Well, actually sipping from glasses, watching the Dick Clark special (after a couple movies and of course some guitar serenading). Poor fucking Dick Clark imo, we were pretty sad that's he's basically done for, but happy that he is enough of a rogue to still show up...and have the best commentary on the show. I mean....Seacrest and Duff? Holy vapid shallow shit.

I don't do resolutions, I work on self-improvement all year 'round. 2005 was incredible. Best year since the band died, and better than a lot of those before, too.

I played WarRock and watched episodes of Voyager.

I'm awesome.

My wife and I invited some friends over for NYE earlier in the week, then both fell deathly ill. We had barely recovered enough by Saturday to host, but had 2 couples call and cancel due to illness (nasty cold going around these parts- it sucks a great deal of ass). We decided to bag the whole thing. Played poker for a few hours, then played Civ IV until 3:30 AM.

Christ I am getting old!


Happy New Year to all, btw. I resolve to live to see 2007.

We barely looked up from our xmas games long enough to notice it was 11:56, ran to the kitchen for glasses and popped the champagne on the porch. We smoked some cigarettes, drank and watched fireworks from the porch. Good times.

Poptart drank some Jack Daniels punch and I sucked down a 10-year Old Charter and Coke, fell asleep watching the day's football on Tivo, and then woke up to watch the last 20 minutes until Eastern time zone midnight, when we both toasted to some cheapass champagne. It was an Old Fart New Year's!

I agree with you about Dick Clark, Sky. Motherfucker looked like 20 miles of bad road (or Bob Dole), but still did it and was more interesting than either Seacrest or Duff.

How the fuck does Seacrest still have not just one job, but MULTIPLE jobs?

Man, Xerapis, you're really making me miss Korea  :wink:  Good memories...

Better late then never.

Happy New Years to all of you. I hope you all reach your goals and resolutions and have a wonderful 2006.

My resolution is to work on my rectus abdominus.  I love that phrase, though fear looking it up on the google.  Goatse has ruined the internet for me.   :hello_kitty:

It nearly killed us abdominus?