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Title: Troy in 15 minutes
Post by: Anonymous on May 18, 2004, 10:19:54 AM
WARNING:  MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS

http://www.livejournal.com/users/cleolinda/99710.html


Title: Troy in 15 minutes
Post by: Nebu on May 18, 2004, 11:17:31 AM
I wish you had posted that sooner... I would have saved $8.


Title: Troy in 15 minutes
Post by: Shockeye on May 18, 2004, 11:26:02 AM
Even reading that condensed version was too long. I want my 15 minutes back.


Title: Troy in 15 minutes
Post by: Paelos on May 18, 2004, 11:28:27 AM
I got about 1/3 of the way through before I stopped reading. It made the point though, even 5 minutes of the story is too much.


Title: Troy in 15 minutes
Post by: SurfD on May 18, 2004, 12:02:52 PM
Ok, that was totally fucking hilarious


Title: Troy in 15 minutes
Post by: Anonymous on May 18, 2004, 12:24:54 PM
Oh come on, that was hilarious.

Sorry you spent $8 on this.  I hope no one wonders why I don't go to see movies!


Title: Troy in 15 minutes
Post by: cevik on May 18, 2004, 12:27:14 PM
Quote from: Soulflame
Oh come on, that was hilarious.

Sorry you spent $8 on this.  I hope no one wonders why I don't go to see movies!


The sad thing about reading that was not having an "ohh come on, but you left out XXX" moment.  This little summary not only catches every peice of major action in the movie, it also catches every subtle nuance and underlying plot stream, which should make you weep for how pathetic the movie really is..


Title: Troy in 15 minutes
Post by: DarkDryad on May 18, 2004, 01:34:48 PM
Read some of the others.. classic


Title: Troy in 15 minutes
Post by: Nebu on May 18, 2004, 01:58:38 PM
The Van Helsing one is brilliant also...

This woman is a riot!


Title: Troy in 15 minutes
Post by: Kyper on May 18, 2004, 09:48:49 PM
Funny stuff.  Accurate too, like the posters have already said.

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ACHILLES: Cousin. He's my cousin. Cousin. Totally my cousin. In conclusion: Cousin.


Title: Troy in 15 minutes
Post by: Comstar on May 19, 2004, 07:26:23 AM
That was 15 minutes I shall treasure.


Title: Troy in 15 minutes
Post by: HaemishM on May 19, 2004, 09:19:52 AM
Shit, am I the only one who liked Troy?

That shit was funny, though.

COUSIN. TOTALLY MY COUSIN.