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Title: Next will be an image of Jesus in skidmarks. Post by: Shockeye on December 23, 2005, 02:48:34 PM Quote from: NBC 17 Man Sees Image Of Jesus In Frying Pan (http://www.nbc17.com/food/4150919/detail.html) POSTED: 10:25 am EST February 1, 2005 UPDATED: 12:51 pm EST February 1, 2005 Some people will tell you that the Good Lord can show up just about anywhere, and lately there seems to be no shortage of religious images seen on commonplace items. Remember the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich? Well, now it's the Jesus frying pan. Juan Pastrano, of Prairie Lea, Texas, said he was cooking his mother breakfast on Sunday when he looked close and saw what looks like the face of Jesus etched in his frying pan. There's no word yet on if the family plans to sell the pan. But if they do, it could really bring in the bacon. A 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich with the image of the Virgin Mary recently sold on eBay for $28,000. (http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0201/4150534.jpg) (http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0201/4150536.jpg) Title: Re: Next will be an image of Jesus in skidmarks. Post by: schild on December 23, 2005, 02:51:47 PM That doesn't look like jesus. It looks like a fucking bird.
Christ, a frying pan Rorschach test. "What boy, you think it's jesus?" "Congrats, you're a religious nutball making the rest of the religious nutballs look worse." Title: Re: Next will be an image of Jesus in skidmarks. Post by: Shockeye on December 23, 2005, 02:53:39 PM "Congrats, you're a religious nutball making the rest of the religious nutballs look worse." In other words, this guy makes Stray look sane. Title: Re: Next will be an image of Jesus in skidmarks. Post by: schild on December 23, 2005, 02:55:25 PM "Congrats, you're a religious nutball making the rest of the religious nutballs look worse." In other words, this guy makes Stray look sane. omfg, is that bait? Who would ever notice something so hidden as that? Where is it? Is it hiding behind a tree? Because I can't see it. Loony Toons. Title: Re: Next will be an image of Jesus in skidmarks. Post by: Shockeye on December 23, 2005, 03:08:30 PM Quote from: First Coast News First Coast Restaurant Finds Image of Jesus in a Cooking Pan (http://firstcoastnews.com/news/local/news-article.aspx?storyid=49230) JACKSONVILLE, FL -- Employees at The Stadium Club Restaurant on Beach and Southside Boulevards say they see an image of Jesus in a cooking pan used to heat water. The pan, which is usually used warm nacho cheese containers, actually has mineral deposits from water left on it. The kitchen staff at The Stadium Club say they won't be using the pan anymore in the kitchen, but people are welcome to come check it out anytime. (http://firstcoastnews.com/assetpool/images/051222222954_cheese.jpg) Created: 12/22/2005 8:03:54 PM Updated: 12/23/2005 1:21:50 PM Title: Re: Next will be an image of Jesus in skidmarks. Post by: schild on December 23, 2005, 03:10:21 PM Still don't see it. But I see a bizarre butterfly and some nasty unclean pan stuff.
Title: Re: Next will be an image of Jesus in skidmarks. Post by: Evangolis on December 23, 2005, 06:22:28 PM I can see both the bird and Jesus in the first one. Just a matter of changing focus.
I can see Jesus in the second one, and I feel really bad for him being stuck in that nasty stuff. Title: Re: Next will be an image of Jesus in skidmarks. Post by: Righ on December 23, 2005, 06:28:43 PM Apparently He is coming back to cook us dinner. Better not be fish and bread again.
Title: Re: Next will be an image of Jesus in skidmarks. Post by: Signe on December 23, 2005, 06:44:27 PM I see Jesus everywhere. All the time.
Title: Re: Next will be an image of Jesus in skidmarks. Post by: Llava on December 23, 2005, 06:50:42 PM You'd think he'd appear somewhere significant... like... in the sky, or clouds even, or in the ocean visible in a photo taken from space... I don't get the purpose of appearing in frying pans. Is he saying he's in hell? Or that we're all going to hell?
Whatever the case, he has awful campaign managers. He's Jesus, he deserves a better photo-op than "Materialized As Greasy Stain 1" and "Materialized As Greasy Stain 2". Title: Re: Next will be an image of Jesus in skidmarks. Post by: Strazos on December 23, 2005, 07:18:21 PM You can see anything you want in random splotches of shit.
Morons. Title: Re: Next will be an image of Jesus in skidmarks. Post by: Typhon on December 25, 2005, 11:42:47 AM That's what Satan and the communists want you to think
Title: Re: Next will be an image of Jesus in skidmarks. Post by: SuperPopTart on December 25, 2005, 10:43:48 PM Quote from: First Coast News First Coast Restaurant Finds Image of Jesus in a Cooking Pan (http://firstcoastnews.com/news/local/news-article.aspx?storyid=49230) JACKSONVILLE, FL -- Employees at The Stadium Club Restaurant on Beach and Southside Boulevards say they see an image of Jesus in a cooking pan used to heat water. The pan, which is usually used warm nacho cheese containers, actually has mineral deposits from water left on it. The kitchen staff at The Stadium Club say they won't be using the pan anymore in the kitchen, but people are welcome to come check it out anytime. (http://firstcoastnews.com/assetpool/images/051222222954_cheese.jpg) Created: 12/22/2005 8:03:54 PM Updated: 12/23/2005 1:21:50 PM What I thought of when I saw this made my stomach turn. Jesus Christ, I think not. Title: Re: Next will be an image of Jesus in skidmarks. Post by: Sky on December 27, 2005, 06:50:08 AM Hey, I'd be getting desperate a couple thousand years after my god abandoned me because my ancestors killed his son, too.
Bring back Bacchus, bitch! Title: Re: Next will be an image of Jesus in skidmarks. Post by: WayAbvPar on December 27, 2005, 10:28:03 AM Quote Employees at The Stadium Club Restaurant on Beach and Southside Boulevards say they see an image of Jesus in a cooking pan used to heat water. You know, when I use a pan to heat water, it doesn't look like someone sauteed dogshit in it. Might look into a water purifier. And maybe some dishwashers. Just a thought. |