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Title: Nothing says "I Love You" like Cthulhu.
Post by: Shockeye on December 14, 2005, 07:59:19 AM
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Cthulhu Dildo Cthozy (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8241737934)
He'll make you shout IA! IA! CTHULHU FTHAGN!!

(http://i22.ebayimg.com/02/i/05/b3/ca/3a_1.JPG)


Title: Re: Nothing says "I Love You" like Cthulhu.
Post by: Samwise on December 14, 2005, 08:12:41 AM
SACRILEGE!   :cthulu:


Title: Re: Nothing says "I Love You" like Cthulhu.
Post by: WayAbvPar on December 14, 2005, 09:46:02 AM
That may be the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. The last word that pops into my mind when thinking about Cthulu is cozy.  Dildo is a close 2nd, I might add.


Title: Re: Nothing says "I Love You" like Cthulhu.
Post by: Sky on December 14, 2005, 12:35:23 PM
For when the Great One rises?


Title: Re: Nothing says "I Love You" like Cthulhu.
Post by: kaid on December 14, 2005, 01:59:44 PM
It looked like a dildo warmer to me which is odd enough as is.

kaid


Title: Re: Nothing says "I Love You" like Cthulhu.
Post by: Shockeye on December 15, 2005, 06:45:08 PM
Cthulhu Carols (http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/coc-songs.html)

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O Come All Ye Deep Ones
Lyrics by A.H. Leman to the tune of "O Come All Ye Faithful" by John Reading

O come all ye Deep Ones,
Mi-Go, Ghouls and Nightgaunhts;
Come foul Shub Niggurath and all Ancient Ones.
Come Great Cthulhom the ocean.

CHORUS
O come, let us abhor them,
O come, let us abhor them,
O come, let us abhor them,
Scream, run and hide.

Their old dominion
Mankind now rules blithely,
Stars turning overhead to bring forth his doom.
They will  return here, greedy and malevolent.
CHORUS


Title: Re: Nothing says "I Love You" like Cthulhu.
Post by: Samwise on December 15, 2005, 06:52:07 PM
Cthulhu Carols (http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/coc-songs.html)

 :-o

You have no idea how useful that link is to me.  Thank you.


Title: Re: Nothing says "I Love You" like Cthulhu.
Post by: Shockeye on December 15, 2005, 07:04:25 PM
You have no idea how useful that link is to me.  Thank you.

I live to serve.


Title: Re: Nothing says "I Love You" like Cthulhu.
Post by: Shockeye on December 16, 2005, 01:58:06 AM
Buy the CD! Stuff some stockings! (http://www.cthulhulives.org/store/store.lasso?1=product&2=4)


Title: Re: Nothing says "I Love You" like Cthulhu.
Post by: voodoolily on December 16, 2005, 10:19:54 AM
Didn't we already talk about that? Oh wait - I think I linked the Cthulhu version of Fiddler on the Roof once, way back.