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Title: Mastermind thief gets caught, wets his pants Post by: Kenrick on December 14, 2005, 07:29:25 AM linky (http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_3270764)
I just lolled irl: Quote Busted, Baldino begged for a little yuletide forgiveness. "I will NEVER EVER DO THIS EVER AGAIN and I am once more terribly sorry," Baldino wrote in a statement for police. "Please let me go for I am terribly sorry!!! I'm only a kid! Help me out. I just want to go home. I did this not knowing of the serious penalty that lies behind it. Please! Please! Please!" Title: Re: Mastermind thief gets caught, wets his pants Post by: HaemishM on December 14, 2005, 09:31:13 AM I wonder if he'll write his boyfriend one of those letters, asking him to please use lubricant next time.
Title: Re: Mastermind thief gets caught, wets his pants Post by: WayAbvPar on December 14, 2005, 09:38:54 AM Quote "He looked for female checkers that he thought did not know enough about electronic items to catch the switch," Schuler wrote in his report. I think I just heard VDL's head explode. |