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Title: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: Shockeye on December 12, 2005, 10:02:36 AM Quote from: The Sun I'm still Jolie's lesbian lover (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005570461,00.html##2) (http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2005570758,00.jpg) By DANIELLE LAWLER Showbiz Reporter ANGELINA JOLIE’S lesbian lover has given this warning to the star’s boyfriend Brad Pitt: “There has never been an ending to her and I. I think there never will be.” Supermodel Jenny Shimizu adds: “I think we will continue to have a deep relationship. It really does go beyond just the sex.” Jenny has spoken for the first time about her steamy ten-year relationship with bisexual Angelina and her belief that Brad’s relationship may be short-lived. Tattooed Jenny says: “She’s always had lovers that she relies on. If she can ring you and you can meet up then she can take care of her sexual needs. “Whenever she calls me up I visit her. It’s not always the case that we have sex. Sometimes we go to her property in Cambodia and explore the jungle. “It’s definitely more of a deeper friendship. She’s the person I’ll always care about and always help and always be there for.” She has never met Brad, who split from his wife, Friends star Jennifer Aniston, to be with Angelina. Brad and Jennifer are now divorced and all the signs have been that he wants a stable family life with his Mrs Smith co-star — even wanting to become the official dad of her two adopted children. However, former Calvin Klein model Jenny has her doubts about what the future holds for Brad. She says: “It seems like he comes from a different place. He wants to have kids and he wants to have a perfect marriage. She’s a tough woman who will do everything she wants to. “I don’t think there is any way of controlling Angelina. She’s not going to be a housewife.” Jenny, who is also an actress, began sleeping with Angelina when they met on the set of the movie drama Foxfire, which was shot in 1993 in Portland, Oregon. The pair played lovers. The model remembers the first time the girl-on-girl action spilled into real life. She says: “I had never been so tender with another person as I was with her. “I was 24 and I had experienced many relationships with women before and I was at a point in my career where I was very cocky. “During breaks in filming Foxfire I got to sit down with this person (Angelina) and spend two weeks with them, meeting them and talking with them before anything got sexual. “I actually felt like I was caring about someone much more than just simply having sex. “And I didn’t feel there was a straight girl that I was just bedding and she was going to freak out the next morning. “We had established such a nice relationship that I felt this girl would have me back, no matter what. I knew this person would be loyal and wonderful to me. “Our relationship only got closer the minute that we had finished being together. “I felt intense emotions and I felt intense emotions from her. From that minute on we hung out together” Angelina had a boyfriend, actor Jonny Lee Miller, but that didn’t stop her starting the lesbian affair. Jonny, who appeared in EastEnders as Jonathan Hewitt before heading for Hollywood, married Angelina in 1996. They were divorced four years later. Jenny says Jonny knew of their intimate relationship but still married Angelina. When the marriage broke down Angelina said: “I probably would have married Jenny if I hadn’t married Jonny.” Jenny, who last year “married” Rebecca Loos in a US TV show, recalls the early days with Angelina. She says: “We used to visit strip clubs and there was this tension. After the second week of filming we kissed. “She is beautiful. Her mouth is amazing. I’ve never kissed anyone with a bigger mouth than Angelina. It’s like two water beds — it’s like this big kind of warm, mushy, beautiful thing. “She’s a gorgeous woman. We were already sleeping together when I met Jonny while on Foxfire. She told both of us how she felt and we all went out to dinner one night. She was honest — that’s how she’s been her whole life. “We didn’t have a threesome — I’m not really into that — it was a friendship the three of us had. “But there wasn’t very much conversation with Jonny. I think he was very threatened by me.” Angelina was 19 at the time she embarked on her first lesbian relationship with the model. Jenny says: “She’s a very dominant personality. Once she displays love for you, she wants to know how much you care about her. “It’s not so much we were dressed in leather capes and masks and there were chains. It was emotional. I would restrain her with my arms but we didn’t get into buying stuff. We just used whatever props were available if we wanted to. “She was a collector of knives and taught me about them.” Jenny has lost count of the number of times she and Angelina have made love. She says: “It’s been an ongoing thing for the past decade.” So how safe is Brad with Angelina? Jenny adds: “Maybe she would settle down and be with one person but I think she goes looking for excitement all the time. “Her passion is people and it’s hard to just settle down with one person when you have a whole world in front of you. “I’m not saying she sleeps with a lot of people. But I can’t imagine her just being married and being happy.” Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: Strazos on December 12, 2005, 10:11:04 AM Um....I'm pretty sure this just makes Jolie hotter in the eyes of most people.
Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: schild on December 12, 2005, 10:12:26 AM Why does she have moobs?
Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: voodoolily on December 12, 2005, 10:33:09 AM Quote from: The Sun I'm still Jolie's lesbian lover (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005570461,00.html##2) Jenny, who is also an actress, began sleeping with Angelina when they met on the set of the movie drama Foxfire, which was shot in 1993 in Portland, Oregon. Well, well well! Was I not just saying how many dykes we have here? Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: HaemishM on December 12, 2005, 11:29:41 AM So not only is Angelina Jolie batshit insane, but her lesbian lover is too?
Kaaaaaaaaaaayyyy. Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: WayAbvPar on December 12, 2005, 11:58:26 AM Foxfire had some good scenes. Specifically the ones with the all the nubile young ladies sitting around topless. That is Oscar material there.
Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: Signe on December 12, 2005, 11:58:57 AM I thought we weren't allowed to post about lesbians anymore. Didn't Shockeye say so?
Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: Shockeye on December 12, 2005, 12:09:09 PM I thought we weren't allowed to post about lesbians anymore. Didn't Shockeye say so? Stray isn't allowed to post about lesbians anymore. Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: HaemishM on December 12, 2005, 12:36:26 PM I thought we weren't allowed to post about lesbians anymore. Didn't Shockeye say so? But we can say DYKE DYKE DYKE DYKE DYKE. Just because. Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: stray on December 12, 2005, 01:20:31 PM I thought we weren't allowed to post about lesbians anymore. Didn't Shockeye say so? Stray isn't allowed to post about lesbians anymore. That sucks because it seems that I'm the only one who cares enough to understand them. Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: Roac on December 12, 2005, 01:22:51 PM That sucks because it seems that I'm the only one who cares enough to understand them. Understands in the same vein that VD understands gays? Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: stray on December 12, 2005, 01:27:30 PM I don't know. Who's VD?
Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: Shockeye on December 12, 2005, 02:13:03 PM I thought we weren't allowed to post about lesbians anymore. Didn't Shockeye say so? Stray isn't allowed to post about lesbians anymore. That sucks because it seems that I'm the only one who cares enough to understand them. I understand them just fine. They like women. I bet some of them are nice people and some of them aren't. Just like the rest of the world. The end. Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: Signe on December 12, 2005, 02:29:30 PM I don't know. Who's VD? Vin Diesel? If he does, he would make one gay man I know very, very happy. Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: stray on December 12, 2005, 02:31:38 PM He's the new Barbara Streisand, I think.
Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: Viin on December 12, 2005, 03:42:57 PM I tried to find a picture of "Jenny Shimizu" that didn't make her look like crap. Couldn't find one. There is one of her shirtless, but it didn't help much. (Google -> Image Search).
Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: voodoolily on December 12, 2005, 03:45:25 PM I think she's cute. But I generally think androgeny is cute. She was the first Asian openly gay supermodel.
Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: Viin on December 12, 2005, 03:46:06 PM She's Asian? I thought she was a dirty Mexican.
Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: tazelbain on December 12, 2005, 03:54:26 PM W.T.F.
At least try hide your racism like others on this board. Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: stray on December 12, 2005, 03:56:48 PM Umm....Wow.
Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: voodoolily on December 12, 2005, 04:01:24 PM Shimizu is a pretty common Mexican name. I can understand the mistake.
(joking) Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: Samwise on December 12, 2005, 04:03:14 PM Stray isn't allowed to post about lesbians anymore. That sucks because it seems that I'm the only one who cares enough to understand them. (http://www.drudgereport.com/tcm.JPG) Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: voodoolily on December 12, 2005, 04:08:17 PM awesome.
Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: Strazos on December 12, 2005, 04:11:20 PM (http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/EYW/EYW242/e012862.jpg)
Also, Googling Jenny Shimizu is very confusing. Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: WayAbvPar on December 12, 2005, 04:13:20 PM W.T.F. At least try hide your racism like others on this board. I am pretty sure he left out the green text. Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: stray on December 12, 2005, 04:20:57 PM Stray isn't allowed to post about lesbians anymore. That sucks because it seems that I'm the only one who cares enough to understand them. (http://www.drudgereport.com/tcm.JPG) When everything else amounts to jokes and people advising me to lighten up, then what do you expect me to say, Sam? If I get criticized for attempting some seriousness on certains issues, then you can't expect me to come to any other conclusion. Useless News section or not. Not everything has to be a damn one-liner. Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: voodoolily on December 12, 2005, 04:22:18 PM Don't listen to Samwise, Stray. He's glib.
Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: Strazos on December 12, 2005, 04:25:15 PM I still thought it was funny and appropriate.
Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: stray on December 12, 2005, 04:28:00 PM Actually it was. :-D
I'll admit that I was being self centered earlier, but my point about seriousness still stands. Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: Viin on December 12, 2005, 05:29:46 PM Yes yes, sorry I forgot the green text. I'm part Mexican so I can say that. (Well, 1/16th Mexican - I shower!). (Sarcasm! A joke!)
Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: Merusk on December 12, 2005, 06:48:48 PM "No no no, you don't understand, she really loves MEEEEEE, just MEEEEEEE.. I'm not just some Asian booty call when she gets urges! I matter!"
As to the rest... sadf. Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: schild on December 12, 2005, 06:49:02 PM The internet is touchy.
Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: MrHat on December 12, 2005, 07:08:51 PM haha Viin.
You made me snort my coke! Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: Strazos on December 12, 2005, 07:19:13 PM I think the DEA would like to have a word with you.
Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: Viin on December 12, 2005, 09:01:16 PM haha Viin. You made me snort my coke! For the record, I do not condone illegal drug use. Overdosing on legal drugs is cool though. Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: HaemishM on December 13, 2005, 08:23:33 AM "No no no, you don't understand, she really loves MEEEEEE, just MEEEEEEE.. I'm not just some Asian booty call when she gets urges! I matter!" I thought it was a Mexican booty call. Title: Re: I think I would've preferred screwing Billy Bob. Post by: Furiously on December 13, 2005, 12:24:19 PM Where's Rasix when you need him?
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