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Title: I know the first thing I do when I'm cold is strip off my clothes... Post by: Shockeye on December 10, 2005, 01:46:16 PM Quote from: AP Naked Wisconsin man charged with burglary (http://www.twincities.com/mld/pioneerpress/news/local/13373688.htm) Posted on Sat, Dec. 10, 2005 NKENY, Iowa — A Wisconsin man was caught displaying more than his holiday cheer, police said. Boyd Glenn Webb, 35, of High Bridge, Wis., was naked when officers found him Dec. 2 at a home near a rest stop on Interstate 35 north of Ankeny. Police said maintenance workers at the rest stop reported seeing a man walking west of the rest stop and through a ravine, taking off his clothes as he walked. The temperature at the time was about 18 degrees. Webb was naked by the time he got across the ravine. He walked to a residential area and forced the patio door of a house open, Ankeny police Capt. Arnie Porath said. No one was home. Webb was charged with third-degree burglary. Porath believes Webb's car broke down near Ames and he walked or hitchhiked nearly 20 miles. I bet all he wanted was some cheese curds. Title: Re: I know the first thing I do when I'm cold is strip off my clothes... Post by: dusematic on December 10, 2005, 01:57:12 PM Cheese curds. I bet there's a joke hidden in there.
Title: Re: I know the first thing I do when I'm cold is strip off my clothes... Post by: Sky on December 14, 2005, 07:07:01 AM Burglary? That sounds like B&E unless they aren't giving all the details.
My band used to wake up by jumping naked into snowbanks. Don't knock it, it's pretty invigorating. Title: Re: I know the first thing I do when I'm cold is strip off my clothes... Post by: Shockeye on December 14, 2005, 07:11:47 AM My band used to wake up by jumping naked into snowbanks. Don't knock it, it's pretty invigorating. I'm starting suspect this whole "band" thing was really a gay commune. Title: Re: I know the first thing I do when I'm cold is strip off my clothes... Post by: voodoolily on December 14, 2005, 09:36:16 AM Except for the liquor-sponsored hot babes.
Title: Re: I know the first thing I do when I'm cold is strip off my clothes... Post by: WayAbvPar on December 14, 2005, 09:42:29 AM Except for the liquor-sponsored hot beards Fixed that for ya. Title: Re: I know the first thing I do when I'm cold is strip off my clothes... Post by: HaemishM on December 14, 2005, 09:47:07 AM Now that's a man kiss.
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