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Title: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: Kenrick on November 16, 2005, 01:54:26 PM Oral sex linked to mouth cancer
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/11/16/051116213750.jnfvcpbv.html (http://www.andertoons.com/images/blog/Homer.jpg) Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: Morfiend on November 16, 2005, 02:19:53 PM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: stray on November 16, 2005, 02:30:28 PM Quote "You should avoid having oral sex," dentist and researcher Kerstin Rosenquist, who headed the study, told Swedish news agency TT. I wonder what his expression was like when he said that. Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: Zetleft on November 16, 2005, 02:38:32 PM We need to move this to useless news... bury this quickly. Damn sweeds
Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: WayAbvPar on November 16, 2005, 02:39:48 PM Alert the Pentavirate immediately- we can't let word of this spread!
Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: stray on November 16, 2005, 02:40:46 PM Damn sweeds Aren't they the ones though that produce a high amount of.... No. Nevermind. I won't go there. Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: Shockeye on November 16, 2005, 02:48:27 PM We need to move this to useless news... bury this quickly. Damn sweeds It was in useless news, but I felt it wasn't that useless. Of course, if my wife reads this I'll probably never get.. well.. to the Den with it! Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: Signe on November 16, 2005, 02:49:42 PM HaHa HaHaHa Ha HaHaHa.
Ha. Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: WayAbvPar on November 16, 2005, 02:51:49 PM This just means we will have to get our blowjobs from hookers instead, as God intended.
Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: Signe on November 16, 2005, 02:53:03 PM Good idea. I'm sure you can get them to cook you dinner and wash your stinky socks. Gotta love those hookers... a disgruntled wife's best friend in the courtroom.
Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: Llava on November 16, 2005, 03:23:59 PM Quote "You should avoid having oral sex," dentist and researcher Kerstin Rosenquist, who headed the study, told Swedish news agency TT. I wonder what his expression was like when he said that. A guy? Named Kerstin? Like any man would pursue this line of inquiry. Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: stray on November 16, 2005, 03:29:48 PM Quote "You should avoid having oral sex," dentist and researcher Kerstin Rosenquist, who headed the study, told Swedish news agency TT. I wonder what his expression was like when he said that. A guy? Named Kerstin? Like any man would pursue this line of inquiry. Hmm...Good point. I don't know why, but instinct told me that people in Sweden named Kerstin are guys. I'm probably wrong. Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: Roac on November 16, 2005, 03:31:27 PM This just means we will have to get our blowjobs from hookers instead, as God intended. "But honey, I was thinking of you!" Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: Llava on November 16, 2005, 03:36:32 PM Hmm...Good point. I don't know why, but instinct told me that people in Sweden named Kerstin are guys. I'm probably wrong. Plus this bit at the end of the article: Quote Her findings confirm other international studies in recent years. Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: stray on November 16, 2005, 03:46:16 PM Well whatever. Don't think I'm being "the Ugly American" for saying that though (besides, I'm part Danish/Norwegian. We have "Kerstins" too).
I just quoted a line and happened to say he. The rest was just a poor attempt at humor (or rather, a poor attempt to ward you off). Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: Llava on November 16, 2005, 03:53:04 PM Sorry, I'm not trying to be a douche. Just trying to fix the oversight.
I actually thought it was a guy, too, until I noticed the "her" at the end. My inner sexist speaks out and tells me "Doctor=man". Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: voodoolily on November 16, 2005, 03:55:14 PM Well vaginal sex is linked to cancer, too, but what are we supposed to do? Go fuck ourselves?
Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: Llava on November 16, 2005, 03:57:07 PM Well vaginal sex is linked to cancer, too, but what are we supposed to do? Go fuck ourselves? Full body condom. Then you can put anything anywhere. (http://www.tvdance.com/shop/-00-images/halloween-costumes/5417.jpg) Until they find out that the latex gives cancer, that is. Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: Sky on November 17, 2005, 06:23:08 AM Watch out for that dihydrogen monoxide while you're at it. Kills thousands every year and it's everywhere.
Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: Roac on November 17, 2005, 06:26:55 AM Full body condom. Then you can put anything anywhere. Until they find out that the latex gives cancer, that is. Repeated prolonged exposure to latex can create allergic reactions in some people. Close enough? Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: Signe on November 17, 2005, 06:46:47 AM In Norway it's spelled Kirsten. My cousin is Kirsten and she's not a man. I only know one Kersten and he's a man and he's Czech.
Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: schild on November 17, 2005, 06:53:24 AM 452 people is the necessary number to cause a mouth cancer blowjob freakout epidemic? Fucking douchebags.
If that's all it takes, I could make Horizons look like a good game. 452 people is an easy number to find. Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: schild on November 17, 2005, 06:54:29 AM In Norway it's spelled Kirsten. My cousin is Kirsten and she's not a man. I only know one Kersten and he's a man and he's Czech. Kirsten Dunst. Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: Signe on November 17, 2005, 06:59:15 AM No, she is Kirsten Saboe.
Title: Re: Houston, we have a problem... Post by: Kenrick on November 17, 2005, 07:51:51 AM Shit, I posted this in GD? I meant to put it in Useless, honest. Sawwy. :nda:
edit: Nevermind, I just read Shockeye's post. keke |