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Time to shop for a different type of headgear to protect you against those ghastly government mind control rays.

As slashdot (http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/11/10/1839224&tid=133) reports a MIT study (http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/) has found that aluminum foil hats do not help against radio waves and might even amplify signals in certain frequency bands used by the government or private corporations.

All their data is a lie. The government is trying to stop us from wearing our tinfoil. They will not succeed.

As long as I keep a tunafish sandwich in each armpit they cannot touch me.

You haven't lived until you've seen hardcore biker meth heads holding a conversation behind a refrigerator, because it purportedly (I hadda ask!) disrupts the sound waves. See, the DEA was using laser mics to listen in by aiming them at the window. Drugs, paranoia, and felony charges make a fun cocktail.

Well, I've seen trucker meth heads do similar things. Does that count?

Yes. Interesting folks, meth heads. I am nothing if not a student of human nature and behaviour. There was one guy at the Derek Trucks show last night I swear would've been carted out in a straightjacket in another setting, he was in full convulsions. Fun stuff.

Oh - didn't realize you saw me Sky.

Nice skullet.