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Title: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: Kenrick on November 03, 2005, 12:58:27 PM http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/03/toilet.suit.ap/index.html
Quote Paramedics unbolted the toilet seat, and Dougherty, "frightened and humiliated," passed out as they wheeled him out of the store, court papers said. The toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions. i lolled. i know, i'm going to hell. Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: Sky on November 03, 2005, 01:39:29 PM Just your thread title made me loller, and I don't do that on the web much.
As for hell, I procured my backstage passes to hell looong ago. Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: Pococurante on November 03, 2005, 05:17:42 PM I wonder if he found a finger in the bowl too.
Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: Triforcer on November 04, 2005, 07:31:35 AM http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/04/genitals.suit.ap/index.html
This guy is worse off. Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: Shockeye on November 04, 2005, 07:55:17 AM http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/04/genitals.suit.ap/index.html This guy is worse off. I know reading is hard, but try it sometime. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=5061.0) Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: Llava on November 05, 2005, 02:31:15 PM Quote Bob Dougherty, 57, accused employees of ignoring his cries for help for about 15 minutes because they thought he was kidding. "They just let me rot." It only takes this guy 15 minutes of sitting still before he starts rotting? Man, being old sucks. Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: Roac on November 07, 2005, 06:46:21 AM Toilet Seat Man went on TV this morning to talk about his incident. Part of his case includes the fact that the paper toilet seat covers were empty. Even odds the pranksters emptied it. What really got me wondering about him though, is why in the hell would you go on national TV to talk about this?!
Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: Der Helm on November 07, 2005, 09:17:58 AM Just taking a wild guess here ...
(http://www.payday-loans.qc.com/img/fast-payday-cash.gif) EDIT: Things on the message board may appear larger than they are ... Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: Roac on November 07, 2005, 09:36:49 AM Do you get paid to sit on morning talk show TV? I figure they'd pay expenses, but that's it. Unless he's trying to embarass the company into paying, but I don't see how they could allow that since it would just encourage more of the same.
But yeah, he mentioned he was after $3m. Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: WayAbvPar on November 07, 2005, 10:51:56 AM Just a quick question- who doesn't closely examine a public toilet seat before occupying it? On the rare occasions when I have been forced to use one, I check those fuckers out like I was working at the CDC before getting anywhere near them. I guess he just dropped trou, leaned in and hoped for the best.
Dumbshit. Literally. Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: HaemishM on November 07, 2005, 02:06:09 PM Maybe he was in a hurry to alleviate the turtling.
Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: Furiously on November 07, 2005, 03:13:41 PM I've always wondered is it crowning or turtling? The AP stylebook has no entry.
Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: WayAbvPar on November 07, 2005, 03:38:44 PM What a lovely thread to revisit as I eat my lunch.
Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: Kenrick on November 09, 2005, 04:05:02 AM It's time for a best week ever UPDATE!
linkage (http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/08/toilet.man.ap/index.html) Quote DENVER, Colorado (AP) -- A man who sued Home Depot last month claiming a prank left him glued to a toilet seat made a similar allegation about another restroom more than a year ago, an official told a newspaper. ... Quote Trzepacz told the paper he inspected the bathroom and found "no indication that anything had been on the toilet seat." No police report was filed, he said. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/DCMann2/nowaiowl.jpg) Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: stray on November 09, 2005, 04:31:13 AM So that's where that stupid ascii pic came from...
Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: kaid on November 09, 2005, 09:32:56 AM Actually I think it came from this
(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/175/249/1600/orly.jpg) Kaid Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: Kenrick on November 11, 2005, 09:10:06 AM Yet another useless update:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/11/toiletseat.suit.ap/index.html Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: HaemishM on November 11, 2005, 09:12:53 AM CNN really needs to slap the smarmy out of their headline writers.
Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: WayAbvPar on November 11, 2005, 10:30:58 AM Quote The lawsuit claims he suffered pain, humiliation and financial losses and seeks $3 million in damages. I think the humiliation comes from his ridiculous moustache- (http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/LAW/11/11/toiletseat.suit.ap/story.toilet.man.ap.jpg) Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: schild on November 11, 2005, 10:40:08 AM CNN really needs to slap the smarmy out of their headline writers. Indeed. This one was particularly wretched. Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: Sky on November 14, 2005, 06:50:02 AM I'm of the school of thought that no facial hair is too ridiculous. Gotta have fun.
Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: stray on November 14, 2005, 06:54:06 AM I long to grow a huge beard or handlebar moustache. I just can't.
Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: Sky on November 14, 2005, 11:20:13 AM Working on the beard now. Thinking of two braids with skull beads soon.
Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: Paelos on November 14, 2005, 11:43:17 AM Working on the beard now. Thinking of two braids with skull beads soon. Working hard on being "that guy", I see. Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: Furiously on November 14, 2005, 12:49:25 PM Isn't wearing a shirt without a collar edgy at the library?
Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: Ironwood on November 14, 2005, 12:54:00 PM Working on the beard now. Thinking of two braids with skull beads soon. Me too. On my good days I look like <-------------- On my bad, well, Your Avatar. Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: Sky on November 14, 2005, 01:52:27 PM Isn't wearing a shirt without a collar edgy at the library? Slow down there, hoss. My rebellious input was not wearing a tie, the rebel who just retired didn't wear suit jackets. I figure in 20 years the next rebel will be collar-less. Hell, I thought with our new 35ish director we could get rid of pantyhose. Nope.Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: Furiously on November 15, 2005, 08:25:57 AM Wait a minute! You wear pantyhose to work?
Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: Sky on November 15, 2005, 09:50:55 AM For my night job. On my head.
Title: Re: Glue is having the BEST WEEK EVER! Post by: TheWalrus on November 17, 2005, 08:19:37 PM Until I actually read the stories posted here, I was entirely under the assumption that he had sat on toilet seats on the show floor. I've spent the last couple weeks wondering what the fuck he was doing shitting in a non working toilet in the middle of a hardware store.
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