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Title: Hell hath no fury... Post by: Kenrick on November 02, 2005, 05:04:06 PM ... like a woman with superglue scorned.
I just can't get over the fact that her name is.... O'Toole! :-o :roflcopter: http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/5235856/detail.html Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: Merusk on November 02, 2005, 07:32:46 PM Oils?
You use Nail Polish remover if you get stuck to things with superglue. It's Acetone-based so it dissolves the glue. Problem solved. Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: Llava on November 02, 2005, 10:26:25 PM Seriously, the best fucking defense they could come up with was "He WANTED her to do that!"
I get so fucking hot when my girlfriend glues my cock to my stomach. Oh here's a good question, if it was consensual, how come he had to walk down the highway to call the police? How come he had to go to the hospital to get it fixed OR if he'd done this before and it was "routine" like the defense suggests, why didn't the hospital know what to do? Wouldn't they maybe have some info about the guy who comes in with his cock glued to his stomach? Honestly. Temporary insanity would've been a better defense. And I don't even know if you can plead that in a case like this. Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: Paelos on November 02, 2005, 11:46:59 PM Superglue shouldn't be in the bedroom. I'd like to think the American Pie movies taught us that.
Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: Pococurante on November 03, 2005, 05:06:05 AM All AP taught me was that it was possible to out-Porky Porkys 2.
Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: stray on November 03, 2005, 05:14:58 AM It taught me that teen movies today are far worse than those of the 80's. Most of those old flicks are modern masterpieces. Crappy feathered haircuts notwithstanding.
Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: Pococurante on November 03, 2005, 05:26:55 AM Crappy feathered haircuts notwithstanding. /whistles innocently It's her fault... even we guys wanted that look. (http://www.iranian.com/Nostalgia/2003/January/Images/faw.jpg) Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: Sky on November 03, 2005, 06:51:44 AM Quote It's her fault... even we guys wanted that look. As a musician who's professional career began in the 80s....I plead the fifth!Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: SuperPopTart on November 03, 2005, 11:15:52 AM Oils? You use Nail Polish remover if you get stuck to things with superglue. It's Acetone-based so it dissolves the glue. Problem solved. Let's say...hypothetically.. some of that nail polish remover somehow splashes into baaaaddd places while trying to remove penis from stomach? Wouldn't that burn? If this idiot was into things like this.. then removing the penis from said stomach should have also been part of the play. Morons. Can't even get THAT right. Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: Pococurante on November 03, 2005, 11:44:37 AM /shudder
Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: HaemishM on November 03, 2005, 12:23:12 PM Welp, my legs are crossed.
OW. OW. OW. OW. Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: SuperPopTart on November 03, 2005, 12:26:18 PM Okay you say OW OW OW OW but yet your grief title makes mention of blood flow.
And THIS bothers you. Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: Signe on November 03, 2005, 12:27:17 PM Yeah... what's the deal with the blood?
Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: HaemishM on November 03, 2005, 12:28:17 PM Yeah... what's the deal with the blood? You must not have seen The Passion. Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: Kenrick on November 03, 2005, 12:29:54 PM Yeah... what's the deal with the blood? You must not have seen The Passion. Jesus Christ (haha), I was just posting that SAME EXACT THING ALMOST WORD FOR WORD, but I got the scary red text about there being a new post in the thread since I starting writing mine. EVIL WHORE DIE! Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: HaemishM on November 03, 2005, 12:34:58 PM That is why I have over 7000 posts, young padawan.
Fuck, 7000 posts and I made a Star Wars reference. /sadf Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: Kenrick on November 03, 2005, 12:44:37 PM I just hit 5,000 posts at my po-dunk little Astros forum. But I don't think I've ever done anything as ghey as make a cutesy Star Wars reference.
:-P Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: Merusk on November 03, 2005, 01:45:07 PM Oils? You use Nail Polish remover if you get stuck to things with superglue. It's Acetone-based so it dissolves the glue. Problem solved. Let's say...hypothetically.. some of that nail polish remover somehow splashes into baaaaddd places while trying to remove penis from stomach? Wouldn't that burn? If this idiot was into things like this.. then removing the penis from said stomach should have also been part of the play. Morons. Can't even get THAT right. If they're splashing it around instead of swabbing it with cotton balls, then yes. Then again, there's only 2 places it could go where it would cause irritation, unless he had abrasions or such. Even then, the sting is far preferable to just pulling things apart. Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: Shockeye on November 04, 2005, 03:42:45 PM Quote from: AP Jury rules against woman who glued man's genitals to abdomen (http://www.centredaily.com/mld/centredaily/news/politics/13084321.htm) Posted on Fri, Nov. 04, 2005 Associated Press GREENSBURG, Pa. - A Westmoreland County jury has ordered a woman who glued her ex-boyfriend's genitals to his abdomen to pay the man 46,000 200-dollars for pain, suffering and emotional distress. The jury today found in favor of Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh in his civil case against Gail O'Toole of Murrysville after three days of testimony, according to television station KDKA. After the verdict, Slaby told reporters the award wasn't enough for all the pain, suffering and embarrassment he has been through. Slaby's lawsuit claims the two broke up in 1999 after dating for ten months and Slaby began dating someone else. Slaby contends that after he broke up with his other girlfriend, O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7th, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish. Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation. But O'Toole's attorney contended the incident was nothing more than part of the couple's adventurous, consensual sex. Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: Paelos on November 05, 2005, 01:22:31 AM Seriously, how out of it do you have to be for someone to glue your ass together while you're "asleep."
My guess is, weed+alcohol. Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: stray on November 05, 2005, 01:23:51 AM Nah, alcohol can just accomplish that on it's own :-D.
Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: Paelos on November 05, 2005, 01:25:14 AM Nah, alcohol can just accomplish that on it's own :-D. I've been pretty freaking drunk in my time, but never ASSCHECKS GLUED TOGETHER drunk. Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: Signe on November 05, 2005, 06:24:17 AM When I was at university, I saw some passed out drunk people get crazy things done to them. One snored through having his head shaved, stripped naked and his body spray painted purple... even his bollocks... and being carried and dumped in the main reception lobby. You just haven't ever been that drunk, Paelos... and don't go trying. It's nasty and will make you an idiot. Pot doesn't do that to you... it's much nicer and very easy to keep your wits about you. It generally doesn't make you an idiot unless you're a silly little prat anyway.
Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: Llava on November 05, 2005, 02:29:15 PM Guess that new girlfriend didn't mean all that much to him if he's going over to visit his ex-girlfriend and sleeping over.
Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: Shockeye on November 05, 2005, 02:39:19 PM I knew a guy back in MN who would get so drunk he would hold conversations with inanimate objects. Well, one night after he passed out a friend of mine shaved one of his eyebrows. He woke up the next morning and didn't seem to notice anything. A few days later after not hearing from him my friend called his house and talked to his dad. He told his dad the guy was missing and eyebrow so his dad went up to him, looked him over, and said "yep, he sure is" over the phone. The guy got up, ran to the bathroom, looked himself in the mirror and yelled, "THOSE FUCKERS!"
A few weeks later he passed out drunk again after having a heart to heart with his backpack. He got green marker written all over him. He did notice that. Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: Bunk on November 14, 2005, 03:02:31 PM Ah, good old memories of drunken fucktards. I came home to my parents one night when they were away, so of course my little sister threw a party. Found a fucknut in the bathroom passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles and his drawers full of shit.
I wasn't happy. Suprisingly never saw that guy around the house again after that night though. :P Title: Re: Hell hath no fury... Post by: MrHat on November 15, 2005, 07:20:12 AM I drank a bunch once and passed out in the community room in our dorm.
Woke up the next morning in my boxers, drool hanging down my face, smellling like Vodka. Turns out that weekend was parent's weekend. I opened my eyes to about 40 faces of disbelief. Silly parents, what did you expect? Turns out that was the second tour to pass through there. I slept through the first one. |