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You come up with...

(http://www.supermegacomics.com/fanart/fanart_poptart_face5eq.gif)

When I google your real name, I come up with this::

(http://www.p-oostcards.nl/P129.gif)

When I google my name, I come up with this:
(http://www.signeslittlehouses.com/images/concep-2t.jpg)

I think you win.

LOL

I know. I can't believe my mother. It makes me cry when I think about it. Though in fairness I am named after an author: (http://www.richardames.us/files/05-07-24_fallaci.jpg)

Your username came up with:

(http://petitcurieux.free.fr/Pochettes/Alain%20Chamfort%20-%20Signe%20de%20vie,%20signe%20d'amour%20(pas%20de%20sourire).jpg)

(http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/cheddar.jpg)

I found this funny when I did a GIS on "voodoolily".

(http://www.empressdragon.com/images/ATC/HandDrawn/Nature/voodoolily_003.pg.jpg)

I just get the following-

(http://www.bitbar.it/bitcinema/film/lebowski/lebow6.jpg)


(http://www.lunaestas.com/images/02ba_th.gif)

A couple of avatars I used on another site.

My real name is filled with dairy farm images- apparently one of my namesakes owns cows and is savvy enough to have a web presence.

(http://our.tentativetimes.net/nostalgia/clydejr2.jpg)

What the hell are you lookin' at?

Real name
(http://www.jca-online.com/reichstag.jpg)
 :-o Screen name :-o

EDIT BY HAEMISH: 
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? (http://www.punipeta.com/img/koboshi-h.jpg) NSFW COMMA GODDAMNIT.
one's all covered up and the other one needs to be.

Unfortunately for me I picked my SN about half a year before a show called pita ten came out in Japan, and I'm too stubborn to change it.

(http://www.rabbit.org/graphics/fun/netbunnies/haemish-erin1.jpg)

See, I'm just a cute, cuddly widdle bunny wabbit.

WTF....

(http://static.flickr.com/4/4594548_c13c117a33_o.jpg)

Sigh.  Before those damn movies came out this might have been interesting.
(http://staff.washington.edu/meganw/boy/samwise2.jpg)

Real name:
(http://www.tmaxbooks.co.uk/images/side_pic_04.jpg)

Apparently there's a British rock-star-turned-chef with my name, and he has a book out.

Real name brought some, interesting things up:

(http://www.bk-sportsmag.se/profil/stefanjohnsson/stefan.jpg)

This one made me giggle though.

Your search - eldaec - did not match any documents.

 :cry:

Did you mean eldec?

(http://www.otford-p.schools.nsw.edu.au/images/eldec.gif)

My username provides us with..

This ungodly huge image that I won't break the thread with.  (http://www.iuridicum.ee/public/files/Lohmus.jpg)
 or

(http://www.iuridicum.ee/public/emps/small/Kalle%20Merusk.jpg)

My understanding of Eastonian is nil, but I think the caption under the first guy implies he's the same as the second.  They're related somehow, at least, since they both mention Kalle Merusk.

Other images were my X-fire .gif, or the pic of me and my family at the archive of Oxenfree's photo gallery.

My real name just produces a bunch of Jason Vorhees images or various twits half my age.

(http://www.csicop.org/hoaxwatch/compare.JPG)

Not doing real name, stupid actors...

You're the Prime Minister of Hell IRL?

My username pulls up 4 images, 2 of which are my RL photo from my guildsite, and the other 2 are images from my website.  Booooooring!

My RL name gets more hits for me, but all seem to be a combo of my first and last names and not related to me.  This one is interesting :

(http://petticoat.topcities.com/3girlsauto.gif)

Hey!  Bobby Jo!  Hey Bobby Jo!

Username:

(http://www.grudge-match.com/Commentators/mrhat.jpg)

Real Name:

(http://www.israeli-weapons.com/weapons/vehicles/tanks/merkava/merkava4_x1.jpg)

Surprising to come across that here.  I'm a fan of hers.

Another thing I am surprised to run across here.  Used to watch that when I was a mere prat of a girl.

(http://www.palaeos.com/Vertebrates/Units/460Insectivora/Images/Xanthippe.gif)

or

(http://www.crispian.demon.co.uk/index4b_files/image002.jpg)

or

(http://www.lucybags.com/Thumbnail%20Purses/BustBackBlack.jpg)

An awful lot of cats and boats.

Unsurprisingly, googling 'Murdoc' comes up with a lot of images from the Gorillaz, the best being: http://www.therealgang.de/php/myexp/FUN/Bilder%20-%20FUN/murdoc-1080501791.jpg imo

But, some odd ones appear...

(http://www.therealgang.de/php/myexp/FUN/Bilder%20-%20FUN/murdoc-1080501791.jpg)

The obvious results

(http://photos1.blogger.com/img/191/4320/320/Stray%20cat.jpg)

(http://www.sherrybarnettphotography.com/img/STRAYCATS36kw.jpg)


Real name:

For you old school geeks out there, this may give you too much of a clue what my real name is

(http://www.humanist.de/erik/rza/unixport.jpg)

Your name is Dennis Ritchie?  I thought you were taller.

Rarrrr!
(http://www.bastianmage.com/images/other/gameratoy.jpg)

You're called PDP-11?

(http://kenny.smoovenet.com/grabpics/kenny.gif)

[edit] But I'll just say that my last name isn't exactly "Thompson". My surname is Danish.

[edit] Hell, I won't even say my last name is Danish exactly. The family name got screwed up when they immigrated to the States.

Geez, Stray... you don't even know what the hell your name is!   :-P

No matter. Only Signe gets Nutella and Pretzels!

YAY FOR NUTELLA!

Hey, I want some?

What did I do?

Okay you can have some hazelnut chocolaty goodness which I am not even counting as fattening because really it's only 100 calories for 2 tablespoons.

WEE!

Cheers

Though I could use more fatty foods. I've lost 12 pounds in the last 3 weeks, and that's weight I need!

OK, OK so my I turned off safe search for my last search so I need to make amends. here (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6609550043791530628&q=christo)'s my video.google.com  (http://video.google.com) result for my real name.

Not just that, but it comes in a jar.  If it was REAL candy, it would come in a paper wrapper.  It must be okay, right?

RIGHT???

It's hard to be vague without projecting that.

[edit] Actually though, I've seriously considered changing my last name. My last name isn't really my family's original last name anyways! What fits well with Ken/Kenneth/Kenny?

Hell, for the longest time I thought of changing the first too, but lately I'm kind of liking it. Besides, I probably wouldn't answer to anything else anyways.

Fargull nets me nothing picture wise.

Real name nets me... (http://www.poster.net/bates-michael/bates-michael-blue-bonzai-2203100.jpg)

Which must mean someone out there with my name is a bit of an artist...

(http://www.toyarchive.com/DinoRiders/DinoRiderChasmaARMORED.gif)

Look very closely.

I found this out about 2 years after choosing the name "Llava".

..... a lot of interesting things come up when I google my first name.  I don't know if I want to post theml here, so I'll just say my first name is Gregg and let you all have at it.  (I should note that none of the pictures that come up are me.)

Ooo, when I look up my full name I get this
(http://www.uat.edu/newsltr/news_ltr_imgs/articles/196_newsletterfeatureredorch.jpg)

Username:

(http://www.vitaerising.com/misc/uncharted-waters-online.jpg)

Real Name:

(http://www.cdu.edu.au/newsroom/stories/2003/august/mars/mars_story.jpg)

I have no idea what to say to that.

Lots of Goddamned trees.

And then this :

(http://www.comicon.com/willingham/images/ironwood.jpg)

I bet I'm more confused about this than you...

At a first quick glance, it reminded me of this:

(http://images.bestwebbuys.com/muze/books/87/0399501487.jpg)

Much cooler, I think  :wink:

Certainly got a lot less bare naked gay looking ass on it.

This is not doing my esteem any good.

I only googled my first name; my full name yields no results.  Evidently, to the internet, I do not exist.  :cry:

I used to work in a comics store. I always thought that was why you picked that username, you pervy Scotsman.


Anyways, I'm so boring (and yet an unique snowflake) that both my username and my real name only brings out images of me and some old avatars. Like this:

(http://www.theseahounds.com/art/Hanzii.jpg) (a commisioned piece for the Puzzle Pirates boards)

Only using my last name brings out a few other people sharing that rare name - interestingly enough it seems that a part of the clan immigrated to the US and now owns a small construction firm in the Midwest... wait, it really wasn't that interesting.

(http://www.orosa.org/images/Oldies/Mama_Tia_Lauring_Viring.jpg)

This makes me want to search the page and write the owner only to find out why the fuck my name is part of the imagename but nowhere in the text itself...

You have Nutella in the US? WoW, first Volkswagen, BMW and Mercedes, now Nutella. What might be next, "Schweinebraten mit Sauerkraut"?

We will get you in the end. We might have failed in conquering the world by force but now we will do it by selling you chocolate creamy goodness. Ah the humanity. ;-)

Jeff

p.s. Nutella is the greatness

You're Swedish, right? A part of my family went to the Midwest as well (where the family name got mangled, like I mentioned above). What's with all of the Scandi's in the Midwest anyways?

See, it IS interesting! To me at least  :-)

First pic listed:
(http://caldining.berkeley.edu/photo_garden/asian_new_year_2004/images/Leslie%20&%20Kenrick.jpg)

My personal favorite:
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/jwjones79/kenrick.jpg)

That's classy.  I always wanted a meatmarket named after me.

There is already meat named after you, you pervy Scotsman.

Shh.. if you let it slip out that I'm posting at work I'll really be fucked.

Forgot to do my RL name:

(Mostly lots of boring snowboarding shit not worth viewing.)

Bastard:
(http://www.onthewirebilliards.com/Jan05-news/jan05-reno%20open%20news/Jeremy%20Jones.jpg)

This one is fucking brilliant. I must find this book:
(http://www.noosfere.org/mezieres/Images/collectifs/jeremy_jones.jpg)

Precisely. Thus, cannot make you fat!

I have a friend in England who is addicted to this stuff... he puts it on nasty packaged white bread with lemon curd.  Why do people ruin nice things?

http://forums.kustomkettle.com/index.php?showtopic=4119

(http://forums.kustomkettle.com/uploads/post-23-1095794672.gif)

EDIT:

Real Name, heh:
http://www.hollywood.com/celebs/detail/id/1200014

Forum name:

(http://forums.n-sider.com/nban.gif)

and

(http://www.mperia.com/images/artists/morphiend.jpg)

Real name:
(http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/334/409_Dan,%20Emma%20et%20Rupert%20now.jpg)

(http://www.thetravelingpenguin.com/Rupert.jpg)

(http://www.mckinnonsc.vic.edu.au/la/it/rupert/rupert.gif)

I get it!  Your real name is Harry the Stoned Furry!

Wow, talk about synchronicity, this one came up for voodoolily (besides the one Shockeye posted and the obvious fact that it's a plant):
(http://www.humorlinks.com/python/pictures/grail/villager.jpg) Remember my "omg is that Flea?" post a long time ago? Well this isn't even from that.

My real full name gets mostly some watercolors by an artist in Minnesota who shares my last name (and my first name just happens to also be on the page). Someone with my name has her resume posted online.

But my last name is very common in Germany and got 41 pages of hits, all of which were pretty boring.

Heh,  board name just picks up Mifune and an Austrian lawnmower. Nothing exciting.

Real name just pulls up Mexicans. Again, nothing exciting.

Good comic.

Better not remove your profanity filter.....

I love me some Rupert.

Aha!  Rupert!  Maybe I was wrong.  Maybe his name is Rupert the Bear?  Well, what's the Harry Potter thingy about then?

The actor who played Ron Weasley is named Rupert Grant.

Grint, not Grant.

I'm so confused.   :|

OMG. "safe sex". I just now got it. A little slow today (this week?) I guess.

(http://www.swr3.de/presse/Mueller/2004/Schgommgleisch-Tour/Fotos/Schild%20vorne%20gr%FCn.jpg)

Both my real name and username. Har.

Uhhhhh...


(http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_sep2003/Sauced.jpg)

Hey, Sauced!  That used to be my avatar here for about a week!   :-)

That picture makes my eyes go wonkey.

I thought it looked familiar, thanks for reminding me!

As for my real name, it is simply way too boring.

(http://www.expertmakeover.com/fotos/dolberg.jpg)

Found my uncle.

Okay this one has nothing to do with anyone's name, but someone really needs to crop and shrink this and make it their avatar.

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/entertainment.yahoo.com/images/ent/ap/20051028/mo101_mexico_film_mel_gibson.sff.jpg)

Is that Saddam Gibson?

Ah, close... Mel Hussein.

(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/WORLD/meast/11/02/saddam.exile/top.saddam.headinhand.ap.jpg)

Shifty eyes.  Argh. 

Ah we've evolved to real name googling - this guy always comes up, and I immensely proud to live vicariously through my surname with this guy.

(http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/europe/9905/18/kosovo.01/link.david.scheffer.jpg)

First image to come up when searching on Rodent is this cute fellow.
(http://www.crabwalk.com/pix/rodent.jpg)

Searching for my real name turned up nothing...  :-(

No matter. No one's real name beats the fact that my real name brings up a giant cruise ship.

Or maybe it does :(

I'm a loser.  :oops:

If you were a tiny little rowboat with holes in it, you might have a point.  But you're not.  You are a GIANT CRUISE SHIP!  What could be loser about that [/]?

(http://www.shipfoto.co.uk/images/2003%20Photos/Oriana-4-Oct-2003.jpg)

Whoa, lady... you are STACKED!

(anyway, Oriana is a lovely name.  It's even pronouncable!)

Huh. I get a whole bunch of my old photographs.

Sam! You are Tissue!

(http://www.botany.hawaii.edu/faculty/webb/BOT201/PrimSec/SAM-PrimTissues.jpg)

That's not even a rodent. And the picture SPT just posted is of the apical meristem of a Coleus shoot (I knew all those plant anatomy classes would come in handy!). (SAM stands for shoot apical meristem)

I thought it was the Eye of Ra.

GIS turns up nothing for my Username.
Normal Google search turns up posts I've made here and other forums where I use this username.  And that's pretty much it.  Hrm, going thru pages, some kid used my username on some wolf/furry story/fanfic board end of last month.

Oh.  Turned up an old marriage record in St. Louis County, Minnesota:Bizarre.

Apparently there is an Alkiera Finkelstein in 'Sullivan County' wherever that is.  Her grandma, a retired postal clerk, died.

But the vast majority is me on forums of various kinds,(geez, make one comment on a php function, and it gets mirrored 80 bajillion times!)  and my really sad Folding@Home stats.

Alkiera

I am sorry for your loss.

Done.

I found an image! (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/22811229/)

(http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/300W/fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/254/4/9/Alkiera_W_I_P__by_moanyette.jpg)'

Alkiera

Mel Gibson died for our sins.  Praise be to Haemmy's new avatar.

Here he is seen stealing back the False Prophet's super special crown:
(http://static.flickr.com/1/3800779_8d18a17adc.jpg)

Fine, here's another one that made it to the first page atleast.
(http://www.mrhall.org/stories/moogstopten/hamsterweights.jpg)

Apparently I was the friend and confidant of some monarch or somehting in the mythology of Achaea.  I'm pretty sure I've been in Achaea as Alkiera, but I never got to be very high level, and definately never got long letters from a Lady discussing her love of some guy.

Alkiera

Oh my:

(http://www.raftermranch.com/2003%20Deer%20Season/Cole-in-bunk.jpg)

Real name:

(http://www.sport.telegraph.co.uk/sport/graphics/2005/02/15/schugh150205.jpg)

Apperently this guy's name is Simon Jones - neither of which is remotely close to my name.

Is your name Cricket?

Is that an ugly naked girl, or a fat preteen boy? I can't tell.

It is a young boy named Cole pictured here with his pet dead deer.

(http://www.raftermranch.com/2003%20Deer%20Season/Cole--deer-without-tank.jpg)

I really do go all out for you guys.

I could've SWORN those were boobs, not moobs.

That's why I suck at that game.

Sounds like you've got experience finding a cold prickly when you were expecting a wam fuzzy.

That's it! Go to your room and think about what you did!

Only 444,000 google results for my name.  Having a professional baseball player share my name probably accounts for most of them.

Rawlings? 

(http://mlb.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pMLB1-1326315reg.jpg)

That's for WayAbvPar to know, and you to figure out.

Hint- it is the same name as a mediocre 3rd baseman who is still an active player. I think.

Well there's only one professional baseball... and it's Rawlings.  Or did you mean baseball player?

Yes I did. I thought he was a catcher...

Here is one of the only things that comes up if I google image my full name.

(http://www.antiroads.org.uk/roadblock/table.gif)

Some site called antiroads.org, makes me giggle.

Hmmm.

I googled my username,  and found a bunch of my posts here and at Corp.

And I found out that Hrose quoted me on his website.

You have taken the first step on your road to recovery. We are here for you.

My real name comes up with this.

(http://www.scaleaerobatics.com/events/jrchallenge2004/pilots/w_jrlogo/Gary%20Ballard.jpg)

I am apparently a giant, terrorizing the planes of yesteryear.