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Title: Man arrested for sexually assaulting dog (but that's not all) Post by: AlteredOne on October 21, 2005, 06:14:00 AM I don't normally post in this forum, but damn this one was hard to pass up...
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/10/21/D8DCCAI83.html Not only did he assault the dog, but he lives with it? And when he's not in the dog house, he's exposing himself to minors or high on drugs. I wonder, does his drug dealer deliver to the dog house? I mean, the guy is naked all the time, he must not go out much. Title: Re: Man arrested for sexually assaulting dog (but that's not all) Post by: kaid on October 21, 2005, 07:03:10 AM Now that is a text book case of bat shit insane.
Title: Re: Man arrested for sexually assaulting dog (but that's not all) Post by: AlteredOne on October 21, 2005, 07:10:16 AM Or dogshit insane, as it may be...
Title: Re: Man arrested for sexually assaulting dog (but that's not all) Post by: Train Wreck on October 21, 2005, 09:05:17 AM Quote Huizar was booked at the West Valley Detention Center, according to the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Web site. I'm in San Bernardino and used to work at West Valley Detention Center. There's a lot of people there just like him. I could tell stories about that place. Title: Re: Man arrested for sexually assaulting dog (but that's not all) Post by: HaemishM on October 21, 2005, 09:34:40 AM Share.
Title: Re: Man arrested for sexually assaulting dog (but that's not all) Post by: Train Wreck on October 21, 2005, 09:47:03 AM Ah, where to begin? (harp rift begins)
The inmate I remember most is a black male prostitute that was known by the name Hollywood. Everybody in the commissary (where I worked) told me that I would want to laugh my ass off when I saw him. One day I was walking through a corridor when I noticed that somebody's face was bright red and looked about to explode, obviously struggling not to laugh, as it could have gotten him into trouble. I looked over my shoulder, and there's some guy starkers except for his underwear, handcuffed, swishing his ass back and forth as he was escorted by two deputies.. Apparently he flushed his bedding down his toilet because he was angry about something. When we got back to the office, my supervisor said "So, I hear you met Hollywood. What happened?" Everybody pulled up a seat. Apparently, he had been a running joke there, and my story was just one more to add to his legacy. Title: Re: Man arrested for sexually assaulting dog (but that's not all) Post by: stray on October 21, 2005, 09:52:59 AM (harp rift begins) It's "Riff" man, "Riff"! :-P Title: Re: Man arrested for sexually assaulting dog (but that's not all) Post by: Samwise on October 21, 2005, 09:58:26 AM A harp rift does sound exciting, though. Like what happens when you play a Lyre of Destruction, but bigger!
Title: Re: Man arrested for sexually assaulting dog (but that's not all) Post by: Train Wreck on October 21, 2005, 10:10:11 AM A toilet explodes and somebody drowns.
Title: Re: Man arrested for sexually assaulting dog (but that's not all) Post by: Furiously on October 23, 2005, 12:45:06 AM A toilet explodes and somebody drowns. They were quite dangerous. In related news - my parents just got a free new toilet. (http://www.consumeraffairs.com/homeowners/kohler_high_pressure.html) Title: Re: Man arrested for sexually assaulting dog (but that's not all) Post by: Signe on October 24, 2005, 08:00:35 AM Useless News has gone right in the crapper since Shockeye passed away!
Title: Re: Man arrested for sexually assaulting dog (but that's not all) Post by: Shockeye on October 24, 2005, 12:59:25 PM Useless News has gone right in the crapper since Shockeye passed away! I completely agree. Title: Re: Man arrested for sexually assaulting dog (but that's not all) Post by: Signe on October 24, 2005, 04:26:07 PM Useless News has gone right in the crapper since Shockeye passed away! I completely agree. I knew you would. Title: Re: Man arrested for sexually assaulting dog (but that's not all) Post by: Llava on October 25, 2005, 01:24:32 AM I have to say- at least it was a female dog. I bet if you asked him, he'd say, "Them queers make me sick to my stomach! That ain't what nature intended!"
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