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Title: Keeping the bullcrap in one place. Post by: Train Wreck on October 19, 2005, 09:34:26 AM Ice-Cream vendor attacks dentist with ninja sword for pulling the wrong tooth. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051019/ap_on_fe_st/thailand_dentist_attacked)
Humans linked to cat asthma attacks. (http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200510/s1485585.htm) Elderly British vacationers trapped in crazed sex party hell. (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16261615&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=exclusive--pensioners-trapped-in-sex-party-hell-name_page.html) Title: Re: Keeping the bullcrap in one place. Post by: Evangolis on October 19, 2005, 09:52:41 AM Humans linked to cat asthma attacks. (http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200510/s1485585.htm) There is justice in the universe after all. Title: Re: Keeping the bullcrap in one place. Post by: Yegolev on October 19, 2005, 10:12:52 AM Humans linked to cat asthma attacks. (http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200510/s1485585.htm) There is justice in the universe after all. Amen. Title: Re: Keeping the bullcrap in one place. Post by: HaemishM on October 19, 2005, 11:50:05 AM Elderly British vacationers trapped in crazed sex party hell. (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16261615&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=exclusive--pensioners-trapped-in-sex-party-hell-name_page.html) Quote Watchdog editor Sandy Smith said: "We decided to go out ourselves because we wanted to be sure the couples who complained to us weren't just a bit prudish. Yeah, I'm sure it was purely altruistic. Had I never met my lovely wife, I'd have volunteered to investigate it myself. Title: Re: Keeping the bullcrap in one place. Post by: Yegolev on October 19, 2005, 12:27:46 PM Hmmm, the Blue Bay resort? *scribbles*
Title: Re: Keeping the bullcrap in one place. Post by: Train Wreck on October 19, 2005, 02:06:46 PM Would-be burglar gets stuck in window and dies, but not before pants fall off. (http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/stlouiscitycounty/story/F802CB821A68C2788625709F005A0565?OpenDocument)
Hicks get $2,500 strip club fee waved because they thought they were getting one continuous, hour and a half long dance because the music never stopped. (http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_3129559) Elderly man crashes car through Burger King's front entrance, pulls away, parks, and orders. Found eating lunch at table when police arrive. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051018/ap_on_fe_st/burger_crash;_ylt=Ama_P37uH4k_eRxu3rYT85btiBIF) Tripple-Dumbass (http://www.theomahachannel.com/news/5118009/detail.html) Title: Re: Keeping the bullcrap in one place. Post by: Train Wreck on October 20, 2005, 10:28:18 AM Big pile of poop runs for mayor. (http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1018MrFloatie18-ON.html)
Quote Mr. Floatie is a high-profile and tireless reminder of Victoria's practice of pumping raw sewage into the Strait of Juan de Fuca. advertisement The man inside the costume, James Skwarok, says the city appears to be taking issue with his candidacy because only real persons can run. It's an objection he finds moot. "Of course I'm not a real person, I'm a big piece of poop." The move by the city to keep Mr. Floatie off the throne of power has left him "beyond bummed out. I was fuming." Title: Re: Keeping the bullcrap in one place. Post by: TheWalrus on October 20, 2005, 06:22:26 PM Unfortunately, Mr. Floatie has been removed from the ballot. Victorias assertion is that being Canadian, and the thus descended from England, their shit doesn't stink.
Title: Re: Keeping the bullcrap in one place. Post by: Train Wreck on October 21, 2005, 08:59:52 AM That must be why the city feels entitled to dump raw sewage into the bay.
Title: Re: Keeping the bullcrap in one place. Post by: Sky on October 21, 2005, 09:24:52 AM Sanitation in cities is a very recent innovation, really. Chicago was still putting raw sewage into the river a couple decades ago. Their system is incredibly fascinating, though.
Title: Re: Keeping the bullcrap in one place. Post by: Train Wreck on October 21, 2005, 09:26:52 AM Would-be Carjacker gets car door slammed on leg, freshly brewed scalding hot coffee thrown in this face, wrestled to the ground, and face grinded into the dirt. Manages to escape. (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CARJACKER_THWARTED?SITE=MTHEL&SECTION=STRANGE&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT)
Cocky student shows up at other school dance wearing an inflatable penis costume. School officials pissed. Parents describe him as a straight-A student, an athlete and a "good kid". (http://www.kirotv.com/news/5132534/detail.html?rss=sea&psp=southsoundnews) When asked by flame-throwing acrobat at Renaissance fair if he could set his hair on fire, man foolishly answered yes. "Surely, I thought he was jesting." (http://www.nbc4.com/news/5132861/detail.html) Newsflash: drunks and saltwater crocs don't play well together. (http://abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_1483871.htm) Title: Re: Keeping the bullcrap in one place. Post by: Mesozoic on October 21, 2005, 11:33:09 AM Breaking News: Useless News Forum at F13 Finally Just Replaced With Link to Fark. (http://www.fark.com)
Title: Re: Keeping the bullcrap in one place. Post by: Train Wreck on October 21, 2005, 12:08:50 PM heh. yep. But then you have to go through hundreds of headlines.
Granted, it's not as bad as fishing through the Blizzard WoW forums to find the golden thread here and there. Who has the time? Well, I guess all of us do, since we're posting from work. Title: Re: Keeping the bullcrap in one place. Post by: Train Wreck on October 24, 2005, 02:20:52 AM Is there a special reason you decided to be a douchebag, by the way?
Title: Re: Keeping the bullcrap in one place. Post by: Mesozoic on October 25, 2005, 03:50:10 AM It's the result of a douchebag policy.
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