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Title: Belgium bombs Smurf Village.
Post by: WindupAtheist on October 10, 2005, 02:56:50 PM
La la, la la la, la!  La, la la.. OH GOD, MY LEGS ARE GONE! (http://www.canada.com/ottawa/ottawacitizen/news/story.html?id=b0b5606b-bbdf-4c50-aa6a-edd905da290b)


Title: Re: Belgium bombs Smurf Village.
Post by: Merusk on October 10, 2005, 05:19:00 PM
This story is just not as good without a link to the actual video. 


Title: Re: Belgium bombs Smurf Village.
Post by: Flashman on October 10, 2005, 05:57:37 PM
Here's an article with a pic

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/10/08/wsmurf08.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/10/08/ixhome.html


Title: Re: Belgium bombs Smurf Village.
Post by: Fabricated on October 10, 2005, 06:16:20 PM
http://www.crooksandliars.com/

Link to video in there somewhere.


Title: Re: Belgium bombs Smurf Village.
Post by: Yegolev on October 11, 2005, 07:24:29 AM
So, did they find the WMDs?


Title: Re: Belgium bombs Smurf Village.
Post by: Murgos on October 11, 2005, 09:50:05 AM
So, did they find the WMDs?

Err, WMSs?


Title: Re: Belgium bombs Smurf Village.
Post by: Righ on October 11, 2005, 12:35:30 PM
We know Gargomyle had WMDs, and it doesn't really matter if he didn't. We had to free the Smurfs from their godless communist opressors and institute a democracy. This war wasn't about regime change, but it is a worthwhile outcome. Hallelujahwobble.


Title: Re: Belgium bombs Smurf Village.
Post by: schild on October 11, 2005, 12:37:33 PM
We know Gargomyle had WMDs, and it doesn't really matter if he didn't. We had to free the Smurfs from their godless communist opressors and institute a democracy. This war wasn't about regime change, but it is a worthwhile outcome. Hallelujahwobble.

Gargomyle must be Gargamel's lesser known second cousin, rite?


Title: Re: Belgium bombs Smurf Village.
Post by: Samwise on October 11, 2005, 12:39:36 PM
Gargomyle must be Gargamel's lesser known second cousin, rite?

You just snarkily corrected someone on the spelling of the name of a character from the Smurfs.  You do realize that, don't you?


Title: Re: Belgium bombs Smurf Village.
Post by: schild on October 11, 2005, 12:41:11 PM
Gargomyle must be Gargamel's lesser known second cousin, rite?

You just snarkily corrected someone on the spelling of the name of a character from the Smurfs.  You do realize that, don't you?

Puhleeze, if I hadn't someone else would have. It's common knowledge. Also, Gargamel possesses a thousand years of power. I don't want to be on the receiving end of that.


Title: Re: Belgium bombs Smurf Village.
Post by: Cheddar on October 11, 2005, 12:47:33 PM
(http://www.innerfilth.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=37603)


Title: Re: Belgium bombs Smurf Village.
Post by: Yegolev on October 11, 2005, 01:06:03 PM
Jesus, Cheddar, did you suddenly turn gay or something?


Title: Re: Belgium bombs Smurf Village.
Post by: Cheddar on October 11, 2005, 01:10:39 PM
Jesus, Cheddar, did you suddenly turn gay or something?

Just getting ready for my viewing of Serenity.  According to other individuals (well one) I will be gay if I like Serenity, since it did not gross a bajillion dollars.  Having never seen Firefly this should be interesting, and I may even post my thoughts on it.  Though I probably will not.


Title: Re: Belgium bombs Smurf Village.
Post by: Yegolev on October 11, 2005, 01:26:00 PM
Jesus, Cheddar, did you suddenly turn gay or something?

Just getting ready for my viewing of Serenity.  According to other individuals (well one) I will be gay if I like Serenity, since it did not gross a bajillion dollars.  Having never seen Firefly this should be interesting, and I may even post my thoughts on it.  Though I probably will not.

Haha, hehe... you win the thread.  Hell, you won a couple others too, including the one with the naked man on the bird.  Seriously.


Title: Re: Belgium bombs Smurf Village.
Post by: Merusk on October 11, 2005, 01:32:35 PM
Gargomyle must be Gargamel's lesser known second cousin, rite?

You just snarkily corrected someone on the spelling of the name of a character from the Smurfs.  You do realize that, don't you?

Puhleeze, if I hadn't someone else would have. It's common knowledge. Also, Gargamel possesses a thousand years of power. I don't want to be on the receiving end of that.

Bah.. I'll take on Gargamel anyday. It's his cousin Gargamoyle that scares the shit out of me.  Keep that knife in plain sight, mister!


Title: Re: Belgium bombs Smurf Village.
Post by: Yegolev on October 11, 2005, 01:54:27 PM
Gargamel is a red herring, alone in the mountains of Garganistan he will be hard to find.  That dictatorous Poppa Smurf had to go.  He was going to use his WMS arsenal on the Snorks.


Title: Re: Belgium bombs Smurf Village.
Post by: Soln on October 12, 2005, 09:37:12 AM
Jesus, Cheddar, did you suddenly turn gay or something?

(http://brentcards.com/ecards/icondownloads/smurf-vanity.gif)


Title: Re: Belgium bombs Smurf Village.
Post by: AOFanboi on October 12, 2005, 01:51:06 PM
Puhleeze, if I hadn't someone else would have. It's common knowledge.
Yes, but it's still on the level of correcting someone who spells Pokémon with an e.


Title: Re: Belgium bombs Smurf Village.
Post by: schild on October 12, 2005, 02:31:32 PM
Puhleeze, if I hadn't someone else would have. It's common knowledge.
Yes, but it's still on the level of correcting someone who spells Pokémon with an e.

Not even. Gargomoyle or whatever he wrote is far off from "Pokemon." Really the person would have to write Poketitis or something.


Title: Re: Belgium bombs Smurf Village.
Post by: TheWalrus on October 12, 2005, 06:26:05 PM

Not even. Gargomoyle or whatever he wrote is far off from "Pokemon." Really the person would have to write Poketitis or something.

Isn't that the condition from ODing on Viagra?