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So, I need some. Should I do it online? If so, where? Or should I find a local place?

Um...Kinkos?

Also, make sure you get them colored in Bone, not Eggshell.

(http://www.impawards.com/2000/posters/american_psycho_ver1.jpg)

I would do it at a B&M place so you can see and feel the final product before you buy several boxes of them.

Here, let me help.

(http://www.trashcity.org/BLITZ/BLIT0594.JPG)

Damn you....

Rather, damn whichever host I linked from first. It worked a few hours ago.

I recommend visiting several B&M places (not Kinkos).

Your card displays more than just the information on it.  Make sure that the cards you choose make the stament you want.  Color, scheme, and texture will give the person receiving it a sense of your professionalism.  Go someplace that can give you some samples of their work.  Also shop cost... some places are pricey.

Got an inkjet? I bought some business card software and special, perforated thick paper designed for that software. Wasn't too expensive, and you can print as many as you need instead of like 1,000 or whatever the printer's minimum is.

Here's the software (http://www.decadry.com/en/expub/presentation.asp) I bought. Works great.

You can do better than Kinko's or at-home. Go for a nice linen card stock with thermography. Mmmmmm....thermography. Black-on-black has a look to it, methinks, and matches your effervescent personality.

I have some nice linen-textured avery cardstock that I use.  It works just fine.  Maybe if I was trying to be some fancy, big-firm attorney, I'd go to a printer.  Of course, when you work FOR someone, you generally get your cards for free.

Using an inkjet printer and doing it at home is great if you need them in a pinch, and it's not too bad to drop 10 or 20 bucks on a pack of perfed cards to hold you over until the real printer can get that stuff done for you.

If you can wait, and don't have a budget, I guess go for the printer.

Whats with the business cards?  You becoming some type of professional? 

I am just going to assume that you are looking into pursuing some sort of escort service career.

 :evil:

I think he's trying to justify going to all those anime gaming conferences/shows.

Eric Schild, Nipponophilic Overlord

"Everything you're into I was into five years ago."

Someone swapped my avatar.  I am now sad.  Baby Hitler is worse then Anton LeVay evidently.

Everything you need to know about business cards can be learned by watching, American Psycho.

Plus you get nifty tips on the proper gear for ax-murders.

We don't need Hitler avatars here period.

People who use offensive avatars get Freddie Prinze, Jr.

u r a creep.

I always forget.. Who's Freddie Prinze, Jr. married to?

No, a creep is someone who thinks a Hitler avatar is desirable in any way shape or form.

I actually agree with Shockeye about something! Fancy that. Freddie Prinze Jr. is married to Sarah Michelle Gellar and is the son of Freddie Prinze of "Chico and the Man".

Great show.  Shame about Freddie senior.

I see irony. 

I see dead people.

Teehee.  I am feeling very anti social due to lack of nicotine.  It is making me very unpleasant, and I want to hurt those I love.  Like Baby Hitler.  Which is offensive evidently.  Here at F13.  Whodathunkit?

Schickelgruber hated nicotine. (http://constitutionalistnc.tripod.com/hitler-leftist/id1.html)

 :cry:  I am sorry.  It does not help that I have no games to take my mind off things.  I am this close |  |  to installing WoW and seeing what the fuss is about.

Eva Braun.

I don't see anything wrong with a Hitler avatar.  Sorry.  I guess I'm just not PC enough to be a true F13'er.

GAY HITLER: Hi Tina. Hi Jimmy. Sprechen sie dick?
(http://www.fallonfey.com/images/gayhitler2.jpg)
Look, it's like Freddy and Adolf had a baby.

Sometimes there is courtesy, sometimes there is political correctness.  There is a difference.

It was not Hitler, first off.  It was a baby DRESSED as Hitler.  Second, this is F13.net.  There was no nifty Nazi propoganda attached to the image, no racial slurs sprawled across it, nothing of that sort.  It was a BABY.  Dressed as Hitler.


If you find this offensive, and politically incorrect, then perhaps you should evaluate how you perceive things. 

Of course there's a difference.  I don't see what courtesy has to do with a baby hitler avatar.  Who's he being discourteous to?  The baby?  Hitler?  I see that Horde baby Hitler all over the place as avatars now.  I don't know if that's the one Cheddar had because I didn't get a chance to see it.  If that's the case, then even much less hard edge boards seem to allow it.  Anyway... I don't make the rules and I'm not a board activist so I probably won't invest much time arguing the point.

I'll just leave you with this thought:

(http://spoofe.tripod.com/pics/Acid%20Trip%202.jpg)

Now you know my view on nearly everything.

Yes Signe, it was the Horde baby guy.  Shockeye has been a dick ever since I got my kids to flip off Tazel (refer to my sig).  But oh well, his sandbox, his rules.  God I need something to keep my mind off of smoking... I finally put down the cancer stick and its killing me.  Guess I'll go run a couple miles, that should help.

I'm a dick when people do something very stupid.

You have been warned.

Take a shot of ice-cold vodka and eat a jar of pickles. Spicy garlic dills, specifically. They only have three calories, so you won't hafta worry about getting fat. On second thought, if you have the girls you should refrain from the shot of vodka. Whenever I was having a bad craving I would just eat pickles. Or you could bake a loaf of bread. Or jump some rope. Or eat some pickles.

That tripod is still the worst place to siphon bandwidth? ;)

What happened to this thread? I think I just got hit with a thread and run.

So be it. 

I think we should rerail it by posting our suggestions of what should appear on schild's card.

Eric Schild, Esquire

"Like a pussy soaked in apple juice."

Nuffin.  We're just trying to help our Eric find some nice business cards.

Signe I'm appalled at your avatar; such objectification of swimming pool & related aquatic entertainment accessories shows your clear contempt for their true sociopolitical standing in modern society.  :heart:

I have no idea why, but Signe's new avatar made me think of this album cover almost immediately. Must be the legs.

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:O2FUrRQbXt0J:www.waiting4louise.de/cover/Cover-LittleFeat-Sailin.jpg)

What's all this talk about business cards?

Eric Schild, Man-About-Town

"I just ate a fetus-sized burrito"

I know.  I'm such a rebel.

Eric Schild, Satirist
"I am so hoping you like my business card."

schild

I'm bored with this card already, kekela.

Eric Schild

If you can read this card, you're under a blacklight. Cockles.

I hope it's black velvet - I miss my blacklight lamps...

Eric Schild

"?????????"

aww, what, no Japanese text support? What the dilly, yo?

Eric Schild

It never got Art-Faggy enough for me

Eric Schild

"The Harry Knowles of Gaming"

This isn't a gravestone. It's a business card.


Not fat enough. I always thought of a few other people as the Harry Knowleseseses of gaming.

Eric Schild, Pop-Culturist

"Needs more cowbell."

Let's do his gravestone now!  Just for fun, of course.

In he ground cold, dead
Here buried is Eric Schild
He loved anime

If he is buried in the Valley, he won't be cold. More like lukewarm.

Here lies Eric Schild.

Pwnd.

Wow, Signe can actually say funny things from time to time.

For others we just keep waiting...


Here Lies Eric Schild

His business card got his ass kicked.

Keeping his real name out of it.

Here Lies Shockeye
He Made it to Level 60
But the brakes failed
And his Van backed over him
Epic Mount, Indeed.

New shocks, new cylinders, new rotors, new lottery ticket purchases.

I still say you should have kidnapped schild and come to Vegas. You could have paid for all your repairs with your winnings? Or sold schild into white slavery for a few bucks if Lady Luck was unkind...

Jews can't be sold into slavery. We make people feel bad for Egypt. Even though I'm still convinced it was aliens.

And even when they are enslaved they have to be freed every seven years (Exodus 21) or each Jubilee.  Hardly worth the time.

You make my heart ache.   :cry:

The bats have left the bell tower
The victims have been bled
Red velvet lines the black box
Eric Schild's dead
Um dead, um dead um dead

Here lies Eric Schild

"Looking forward to jamming with Hendrix."

You guys are great at giving eugooglies!

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:2tYSJnn453YJ:www.via-vision.de/filme/z/zoolander/zoolander-5-g.jpg)

Here Lies Eric Schild

unf unf unf

Here Lies Toad
"Thank you for visiting me, but your schild is in another grave!"