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Title: I am so confused. Post by: Llava on September 26, 2005, 07:42:39 PM Sorry if this is old news, first I've ever heard of it. Stumbled into it through Wikipedia.
http://www.maydaymystery.org/mayday/ Basically: Once a year, either on May 1st or as close to May 1st as they could get, a full page ad was run in the University of Arizona paper. This goes back to the early 80s and is still going on. Apparently, no one paid much attention until this guy in about 97. It seems to be some sort of game. It is very mysterious. Ooooo. Sweet. (I put it here in Useless News because it seems appropriate for possibly outdated conspiracy theories and general weirdness.) Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Strazos on September 26, 2005, 08:27:01 PM Err...Wow. Advanced Math for the win....for someone.
Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Llava on September 26, 2005, 08:47:00 PM Check out the "recent developments" section. The dude has received messages on his answering machine from people supposedly representing the game's creator(s). Suitably cryptic stuff like "You may ask any two questions you wish, and they will be answered."
Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Paelos on September 26, 2005, 08:48:11 PM Check out the "recent developments" section. The dude has received messages on his answering machine from people supposedly representing the game's creator(s). Suitably cryptic stuff like "You may ask any two questions you wish, and they will be answered." My first question would be, "Why?" Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Llava on September 26, 2005, 08:51:57 PM I believe he did ask that. "What do you want?" anyways.
Quote Phone message sometime around June 24th 2005 - "we are interested in total social reconstruction" Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Paelos on September 26, 2005, 08:58:41 PM I'm betting it's a whacky "Legalization of Marijuana" lobby then. That's how I'd reconstruct society.
Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Triforcer on September 26, 2005, 10:31:25 PM I'm betting it's a whacky "Legalization of Marijuana" lobby then. That's how I'd reconstruct society. How? Exactly as much marijuana would be smoked then as it is now, and a few more people would not be in jail. I guess its an arguable point that that would be an improvement, but it hardly reconstructs society. Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Llava on September 26, 2005, 10:35:43 PM I think he was being facetious.
But it's hard to tell without the teal. He might seriously believe that legalizing a drug that relaxes people and makes them lazy(er) would unleash a new age of enlightenment on the nation. Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Cheddar on September 27, 2005, 08:48:00 AM I think he was being facetious. But it's hard to tell without the teal. He might seriously believe that legalizing a drug that relaxes people and makes them lazy(er) would unleash a new age of enlightenment on the nation. Shit. Now you have done it. Enter Signe with a witty retort defending her lifestyle! Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Signe on September 27, 2005, 10:39:19 AM Shit. Now you have done it. Enter Signe with a witty retort defending her lifestyle! Yeah! Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Pococurante on September 27, 2005, 12:10:20 PM Shit. Now you have done it. Enter Signe with a witty retort defending her lifestyle! Yeah! And the judges go wild!! (http://www.truckworld.com/Travel-Adventure/99-lascruces/B13A.jpg) Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Strazos on September 27, 2005, 01:12:47 PM Geriatrics gone wild? eewww
Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: HaemishM on September 27, 2005, 01:16:19 PM Oh come on, you know you want some wrinkle action.
Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Strazos on September 27, 2005, 01:19:25 PM Are you trying to Den this thread? Just don't do it.
Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Shockeye on September 27, 2005, 01:22:03 PM If you're worryin' over me like I've worried over you
Don't do it darlin', don't do it darlin' If you think I'm missin' you and I'm missin' kissin' you Don't do it darlin', don't do it darlin' I gave my heart to you my dear and trusted you and then You took my heart and played with it and now you say we're through If you think I'm all alone and you feel the urge to phone Don't do it darlin', don't do it darlin' If you're worryin' over me like I've worried over you Don't do it darlin', don't do it darlin' If you think I'm missin' you and I'm missin' kissin' you Don't do it darlin', don't do it darlin' I gave my heart to you my love, I trusted it with you You took my heart you played with it and now you say we're through Now that you are all alone and you feel the urge to phone Don't do it darlin', don't do it darlin' Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Pococurante on September 27, 2005, 01:24:44 PM Just a quick post so I can get a word before this is denned...
Quote A Henpecked Husband's Complaint Care away, away, away - Care away for evermore! All that I may swynk or swet, My wife it wyll both drynk and ete; And I sey ought she wyl me bete - Carfull ys my hart therfor! If I sey ought of hyr but good, She loke on me as she war wod, And wyll me clought abought the hod - Carfull ys my hart therfor! If she wyll to the gud ale ryd, Me must trot all be hyr syd; And whan she drynk I must abyd - Carfull ys my hart therfor! If I say, "It shal be thus," She sey, "Thou lyyst, charll, iwous! Wenest thou to overcome me thus?" Carfull ys my hart therfor! Yf ony man have such a wyfe to lede, He schal know how judicare cam in the cred; Of hys penans God do hym med! Carfull ys my hart therfor! Ah I feel better now. Den away. Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Signe on September 27, 2005, 01:33:20 PM (http://www.gay.ru/art/literat/sci-fi/images/hobbit_10.jpg)
Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Righ on September 27, 2005, 01:44:31 PM My cousin PJ gets crazy just as much as he can
A real party reptile for a northern man He’s dressed like a republican He thinks conservative But he drives faster than I ever did He’s into nuclear power and insider deals He has a scene with baby oil and heels He’s my favorite politician When he comes on weird Says I’m not fit for this office let’s get out of here My, my, loves his ma and apple pie Well, well, he’s the party’s favorite guy I hope you like it You know I’m going to take good care of you I hope you like it I hope next time you bring your friends with you He’s a drinkin’, huntin’, shootin’, fishin’ son of a gun He knows a surgeon’s gonna keep his wife young Got industrial kickbacks in an offshore bank Knows who to stand on and he knows how to thank I hope you like it You know I’m going to take good care of you I hope you like it I hope next time you bring your friends with you My, my, loves his ma and apple pie Well, well, he’s the party’s favorite guy He likes to come take me for a night with the boys He talks about the NRA and their toys Got an automatic rifle in his pick up truck He drives me home when he’s in no state to walk My, my, loves his ma and apple pie Well, well, he’s the party’s favorite guy I hope you like it You know I’m going to take good care of you I hope you like it I hope next time you bring your friends with you I hope you like it Love it, like it I hope you like it Love it, like it Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Signe on September 27, 2005, 01:46:27 PM Where the hell is a moderator when you need one???
Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Yegolev on September 27, 2005, 01:47:08 PM Where the hell is a moderator when you need one??? Gettin' a wrinkle on? Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: schild on September 27, 2005, 01:50:12 PM Quote Sometimes you're better off dead There's gun in your hand and it's pointing at your head You think you're mad, too unstable Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables In a restaurant in a West End town Call the police, there's a madman around Running down underground to a dive bar In a West End town Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Llava on September 27, 2005, 02:26:22 PM :-(
Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: WayAbvPar on September 27, 2005, 04:20:05 PM (http://www.southpark.dsl.pipex.com/images/epiimgs/epi614/614-3.jpg)
Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Strazos on September 27, 2005, 04:21:11 PM How did you get Those medical records?
Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Paelos on September 27, 2005, 07:21:34 PM I think he was being facetious. But it's hard to tell without the teal. He might seriously believe that legalizing a drug that relaxes people and makes them lazy(er) would unleash a new age of enlightenment on the nation. We have too many colors in this forum. Just assume I'm being a smartass, it will save me time. Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Samwise on September 27, 2005, 07:30:00 PM We have too many colors in this forum. Just assume I'm being a smartass, it will save me time. Was that sarcasm? Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Signe on September 27, 2005, 08:39:05 PM We have too many colors in this forum. Just assume I'm being a smartass, it will save me time. Was that sarcasm? I just noticed your name is being sarcastic. Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Samwise on September 28, 2005, 12:25:30 AM That's because I'm never sarcastic. Not even a little bit.
Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Llava on September 28, 2005, 12:46:44 AM (http://www.jonabad.com/wp-content/image-headlines/cache/6e6ffb36d47143711e7944bba76567cc.png)
I wonder if people will be able to see this. And I care. OH how I care. Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Furiously on September 28, 2005, 11:59:33 AM Sky - are any of your bands in the Hall of Douchebags? (http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/index.php?page=1) And I don't mean that offensively. I'm just curious.
And for anyone that doesn't like bad band shots. Here are some Killer Hotties (http://www.irandefence.net/showthread.php?t=29) Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Sky on September 28, 2005, 01:28:04 PM Quote Sky - are any of your bands in the Hall of Douchebags? And I don't mean that offensively. I'm just curious. No...but that's some seriously funny shit. There are more bands like those on the site than those with class and good music, unfortunately...Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Cheddar on September 28, 2005, 01:30:30 PM And for anyone that doesn't like bad band shots. Here are some Killer Hotties (http://www.irandefence.net/showthread.php?t=29) How the hell did you find that link? Frequenting pro-fundamentalist sites again? Oh and thank you. :hello_kitty: Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Strazos on September 28, 2005, 02:12:03 PM Link of the month? I think so.
And check out the hotties from Eastern Europe. I've said it before...I don't need to repeat myself. And a hottie that works an autocannon? Yes Please. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/mazhouma/Military%20MM/America.jpg) Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Pococurante on September 28, 2005, 03:01:51 PM Yeah but you really don't want to do the hard breakup thing with her.
(http://cgi.cnn.com/WORLD/9606/26/saudi.bomb.7p/crater.lg.jpg) Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Llava on September 28, 2005, 03:18:48 PM Wow. Go Israel.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/mazhouma/Military%20MM/Israel8.jpg) "I ALWAYS wear my blush to war!" Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Shockeye on September 28, 2005, 03:21:08 PM Wow. Go Israel. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/mazhouma/Military%20MM/Israel8.jpg) "I ALWAYS wear my blush to war!" Seeing as how all young people in Israel have to serve what... 2 years? they are bound to have a higher number of military hotties than countries without a serving requirement. Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Samwise on September 28, 2005, 03:35:53 PM (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/mazhouma/Military%20MM/Polish4.jpg)
Hawt. Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Llava on September 28, 2005, 03:50:27 PM Seeing as how all young people in Israel have to serve what... 2 years? they are bound to have a higher number of military hotties than countries without a serving requirement. Is it only 2 years? I guess I never asked how long it actually was. I just assumed it was more. And frankly, whatever their strategy is- it's working. Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: NowhereMan on September 28, 2005, 03:50:43 PM (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/mazhouma/Military%20MM/Croatia.jpg)
Continue getting your wrinkle on. Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Shockeye on September 28, 2005, 04:03:09 PM (http://www.corriere.it/Hermes%20Foto/2004/05_Maggio/06/lyndie--180x230.jpg)
Yeah, baby. Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Signe on September 28, 2005, 08:02:11 PM (http://myducksoup.com/blog/images/monkey-soldier.jpg)
Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Strazos on September 28, 2005, 08:31:55 PM "Wait, I CAN'T go to war without my makeup on!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/mazhouma/Military%20MM/Swedish6.jpg) On a slightly related note, Florence and Paris had some pretty hot cops. And they were rocking some pretty crazy sunglasses in Florence. Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Llava on September 28, 2005, 09:00:33 PM Actually, it looks like she IS wearing lipstick in that picture.
Which is hilarious. Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Strazos on September 28, 2005, 09:19:34 PM The Army should use this in their advertising somehow. Sex appeal works for anything else, why not the Military? Recruitment would go up, I guarentee.
Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Furiously on September 28, 2005, 09:24:31 PM The Army should use this in their advertising somehow. Sex appeal works for anything else, why not the Military? Recruitment would go up, I guarentee. Israel never looked more inviting to me.... But now that I think about it - it's likely that they are allowed to keep a unique hairstyle there that makes them look a bit more appealing. Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Ironwood on September 29, 2005, 02:52:19 AM (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/mazhouma/Military%20MM/Czech7.jpg)
Operator of WHAT ? Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: HaemishM on September 29, 2005, 08:55:22 AM Were I single, I have a number of things she could operate.
Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Signe on September 29, 2005, 09:22:46 AM Were I single, I have a number of things she could operate. I don't understand! What do you mean? Like what? Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Ironwood on September 29, 2005, 09:39:10 AM His penis, scrotal sack, earlobes and that delicate area on the wrist. Toes, thighs and buttocks are a possiblity. Neck is almost certainly in there. Oh and the temple area. Maybe even nipples too.
I'm guessing, of course. Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Signe on September 29, 2005, 09:46:57 AM His penis, scrotal sack, earlobes and that delicate area on the wrist. Toes, thighs and buttocks are a possiblity. Neck is almost certainly in there. Oh and the temple area. Maybe even nipples too. I'm guessing, of course. I am shocked at Haemish! :-o I can't believe he would say all that in a public forum! Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: HaemishM on September 29, 2005, 09:47:54 AM LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY!
Or sumin'. Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Shockeye on September 29, 2005, 10:14:15 AM Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: HaemishM on September 29, 2005, 11:48:48 AM Die.
Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Strazos on September 29, 2005, 04:16:20 PM His penis, scrotal sack, earlobes and that delicate area on the wrist. Toes, thighs and buttocks are a possiblity. Neck is almost certainly in there. Oh and the temple area. Maybe even nipples too. I'm guessing, of course. You sir, just broke my :roffle:-meter. Good Job. Title: Re: I am so confused. Post by: Llava on September 30, 2005, 03:24:48 AM I am so confused, Part Deux
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