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Title: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: Shockeye on September 24, 2005, 03:13:47 PM
Quote from: AP
Sarah Jessica Parker launches her new fragrance (http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0923Parker-ON.html)

Associated Press
Sept. 23, 2005 03:06 PM

TORONTO - Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't consider herself a fashion icon.

"It's not the way I perceive myself, I'm so low on my priority list," said Parker, pointing out that she is a working mother.

"I love beautiful clothes and am privileged enough to have access to a lot them ... but they also are returned the next day. They are not mine," said the 40-year-old actress, who starred in HBO's hit "Sex and the City."

Parker was in Toronto Thursday for the Canadian launch of her new fragrance, Lovely.

Inspired by memories of watching her mother apply perfume as a ritual before she would go out, Parker had always dreamed of creating a fragrance - and she wanted the scent to be subtle.

"We've all been hugged by people who are wearing something really confident," she said. "I didn't want people to be apologizing, 'Sorry. It's not me, I hugged Sue earlier.' "

Parker chatted one-on-one with more than 500 of the 2,000-plus fans who lined up - some as early as 6 a.m. - for her noontime appearance in downtown Toronto.

She signed perfume bottles, "Sex and the City" DVD cases and photographs, and later mingled with the crowd.

Parker is married to actor Matthew Broderick. They have a 2-year-old son, James.


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: WayAbvPar on September 26, 2005, 10:47:23 AM
I bet it smells like horse sweat.


Or at least horse face sweat.


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: Llava on September 26, 2005, 12:17:03 PM
I'd like to see a little one panel comic with an elephant, an anteater, and a horse all sitting in a bar.  Sarah Jessica Parker is sitting near them all, and one of them goes "Jesus, what's wrong with her nose?"


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: voodoolily on September 28, 2005, 09:40:54 AM
God, you guys. Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Although I never could understand how she became a sex icon. She does have truly amazing legs, but she's no Kim Catrall (here's to aging well).


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: WayAbvPar on September 28, 2005, 09:43:47 AM
God, you guys. Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Although I never could understand how she became a sex icon. She does have truly amazing legs, but she's no Kim Catrall (here's to aging well).

SJP is a very average looking woman who is FAR too skinny. Kim Catrall, OTOH, is a hottie, and seems to keep getting better with age.


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: Shockeye on September 28, 2005, 10:25:38 AM
God, you guys. Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Although I never could understand how she became a sex icon. She does have truly amazing legs, but she's no Kim Catrall (here's to aging well).

SJP is a very average looking woman who is FAR too skinny. Kim Catrall, OTOH, is a hottie, and seems to keep getting better with age.

Bah, it's been all downhill since Mannequin.


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: WayAbvPar on September 28, 2005, 11:17:58 AM
As long as she keeps getting naked onscreen and writing books about blowjobs, I am content.


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: Strazos on September 28, 2005, 02:19:28 PM
I perfer Kristin Davis, though writing about head never hurt anyone, I suppose.


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: voodoolily on September 28, 2005, 04:02:05 PM
The redhead is wierd-looking. SHe has no defined jaw or chin, and her neck is too long. It's like her jaw just kinda melts down into her neck. Poorly-defined jawlines give me the heebie-jeebies. /shudder


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: schild on September 29, 2005, 04:11:57 AM
The Sex in the City girls play second fiddle to the Desperate Housewives who play third fiddle to Lois Hatcher playing second fiddle to Dean Cain.

(http://www.stack.nl/~boris/Teri/AOS/lois10.jpg)

Suriously.

Edit: Just to make things more clear. The girls from Sex in the City were and are ugly. Two of them need a nose job (well, more like a face job for both of them), one of them needed less bulldog and that last one needed to go back in time 10 yerars to play her role. I can say this because their famous and if we can't judge the famous by being completely superficial, then they wouldn't be famous.


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: Ironwood on September 29, 2005, 04:28:15 AM
Sarah J Parker is an ugly wee houk.


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: Llava on September 29, 2005, 04:35:26 AM
God, you guys. Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Pft.  I'm handsome.  I'm not worried about it.


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: Shockeye on September 29, 2005, 09:08:11 AM
I make a better sex symbol than SJP.


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: voodoolily on September 29, 2005, 10:46:56 AM
I make a better sex symbol than SJP.

pixplzkthx


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: Pococurante on September 29, 2005, 10:51:25 AM
I thought that was him in the avatar... on the left. Schild said so in another thread.


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: Murgos on September 29, 2005, 10:52:03 AM
Sarah J Parker is an ugly wee houk.

I'm in the middle of reading Trainspotting.  How the fuck do you people communicate in the absence of a team of cypher experts?


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: Sky on September 29, 2005, 11:33:18 AM
I was a runway model for a while.


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: Pococurante on September 29, 2005, 11:54:13 AM
I was a runway model for a while.

All that tarmac - makes sense why being a model is preferable.

(http://www.airportmodels.net/images/airport_fullview_small.jpg)


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: Signe on September 29, 2005, 12:48:26 PM
Sarah J Parker is an ugly wee houk.

I'm in the middle of reading Trainspotting.  How the fuck do you people communicate in the absence of a team of cypher experts?

You don't have to really understand what they say... especially in Glasgow.  Just watch their faces and you'll know when to run away.


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: Yegolev on September 29, 2005, 02:06:32 PM
Sarah J Parker is an ugly wee houk.

I'm in the middle of reading Trainspotting.  How the fuck do you people communicate in the absence of a team of cypher experts?

You don't have to really understand what they say... especially in Glasgow.  Just watch their faces and you'll know when to run away.


I made a rule of not entering any esablishment with warning signage, such as "NO COLORS", and I came out just fine.


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: stray on September 29, 2005, 02:10:39 PM
I was a runway model for a while.

Hey, another thing we have in common. How about that? Weird.  :-D


Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: Ironwood on September 30, 2005, 03:40:01 AM
Sarah J Parker is an ugly wee houk.

I'm in the middle of reading Trainspotting.  How the fuck do you people communicate in the absence of a team of cypher experts?

You don't have to really understand what they say... especially in Glasgow.  Just watch their faces and you'll know when to run away.


It's funny because it's true.



Title: Re: Now you too can smell fugly.
Post by: Sky on September 30, 2005, 06:25:27 AM
I was a runway model for a while.

Hey, another thing we have in common. How about that? Weird.  :-D
You confuse and frighten me.