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Title: PVP/RP, Roleplay with less ghey and more gank. Post by: Train Wreck on September 23, 2005, 01:18:30 PM I'm roleplaying somebody that hates seeing zombies murdered. stfu noob. (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-realm-emeralddream&t=8046&p=2) [post #23]
Quote from: Eldrin Hello human. I am as some of the Horde like to refer to me as Eldrin Swiftneedle the Wise. I am an aged Tauren and often have fits of senseless violence aimed at whoever I come across. You call this behavior "ganking". I am not quite familiar with this term and will ignore it for now. When I came into Darkshire I was saddened by the state of nature and the rampant death and destruction there. I searched for the cause and came to the Ravenhill Cemetary. I was shocked to see elves, dwarves, and humans attempting to attack the undead and felt sorry for my forsaken friend who had spent so much time trying to defend them. *Purrs* My claws remain sharp if my mind does seem to wander. Your deaths are of little consequence in the greater war. That you died in battle is the greatest gift I could bestow. Strength and honor! *Salutes* I shall see you in death. Title: Re: PVP/RP, Roleplay with less ghey and more gank. Post by: HaemishM on September 23, 2005, 02:09:33 PM Why is a cow purring?
Title: Re: PVP/RP, Roleplay with less ghey and more gank. Post by: Train Wreck on September 23, 2005, 02:58:04 PM He's probably a dr00d cow that can turn into a talking kitten.
Title: Re: PVP/RP, Roleplay with less ghey and more gank. Post by: Pococurante on September 23, 2005, 06:01:20 PM So if I scratch his ears I get skim milk and when his hindquarters homo?
I own more than few cows. They never purr. Smell bad though. Title: Re: PVP/RP, Roleplay with less ghey and more gank. Post by: WindupAtheist on September 24, 2005, 12:35:50 AM I'm just gonna start posting like that here, all the time.
Your obscenities and giant red letters impress me not, evil Haemish, for I am Windup the Lion-Man, and my fangs are sharp and deadly! Quack! Title: Re: PVP/RP, Roleplay with less ghey and more gank. Post by: Paelos on September 24, 2005, 09:38:54 PM This thread has no basis in reality.
Woof. Title: Re: PVP/RP, Roleplay with less ghey and more gank. Post by: Train Wreck on September 26, 2005, 12:03:51 PM Roleplayers learn that their Warsong Gulch flagroom is not a safe place to sit around a campfire. (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-realm-emeralddream&t=10106&p=1)
Quote from: Zuggro So, Brix and myself made a campfire, and sat in the flag room. Sure, we should have been playing, but hey, it was fun. We wanted to get some Alliance sitting down with us, and get a bit of material for a video. While we were sitting there, Xenif, a Druid, grabbed the flag, and came and sat next to us. Hats off to you mate, you've got my respect for that. So, we sit down, begin our introductions, and a nice Rain of Fire drops over our heads, followed by a Warrior charging in. Thanks, guys, way to be honour farmers. Title: Re: PVP/RP, Roleplay with less ghey and more gank. Post by: HaemishM on September 26, 2005, 01:16:13 PM Roleplayers learn that their Warsong Gultch flagroom is not a safe place to sit around a campfire. (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-realm-emeralddream&t=10106&p=1) Quote from: Zuggro So, Brix and myself made a campfire, and sat in the flag room. Sure, we should have been playing, but hey, it was fun. We wanted to get some Alliance sitting down with us, and get a bit of material for a video. While we were sitting there, Xenif, a Druid, grabbed the flag, and came and sat next to us. Hats off to you mate, you've got my respect for that. So, we sit down, begin our introductions, and a nice Rain of Fire drops over our heads, followed by a Warrior charging in. Thanks, guys, way to be honour farmers. I... You build a campfire in a Battleground and expect... I weep for humanity. Title: Re: PVP/RP, Roleplay with less ghey and more gank. Post by: Pococurante on September 26, 2005, 01:30:18 PM I weep for humanity. But it worked so well for Jane... (http://www.ussyorktown.com/yorktown/Jane-in-Hanoi-2.jpg) Title: Re: PVP/RP, Roleplay with less ghey and more gank. Post by: Train Wreck on September 26, 2005, 02:13:08 PM Let the haters hate and the good times roll! (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?FN=wow-realm-emeralddream&T=7103&P=1)
Just a good ol 10+ page long flamewar about whether the server belongs to PVPers or RPers. I knew it wouldn't take long. Title: Re: PVP/RP, Roleplay with less ghey and more gank. Post by: TheWalrus on September 26, 2005, 06:13:09 PM Honestly, I don't know what to say. I'm torn between laughter and crying in a corner.
Little blue NSFW (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-realm-sargeras&t=95908&p=1) Edit: Bah! Meant to put it in board thread of the day. Damn. Title: Re: PVP/RP, Roleplay with less ghey and more gank. Post by: Llava on September 27, 2005, 02:10:48 AM Honestly, I don't know what to say. I'm torn between laughter and crying in a corner. Little blue NSFW (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-realm-sargeras&t=95908&p=1) Edit: Bah! Meant to put it in board thread of the day. Damn. That... was beautiful. Title: Re: PVP/RP, Roleplay with less ghey and more gank. Post by: Ironwood on September 27, 2005, 02:33:42 AM And strangely relevant.
Title: Re: PVP/RP, Roleplay with less ghey and more gank. Post by: HaemishM on September 27, 2005, 08:16:15 AM My mind just revolted against my eyes.
Title: Re: PVP/RP, Roleplay with less ghey and more gank. Post by: Paelos on September 27, 2005, 07:13:54 PM That's actual, physical proof that not a single person on the Blizzard staff actually looks at the realm forums.
Title: Re: PVP/RP, Roleplay with less ghey and more gank. Post by: Pococurante on September 28, 2005, 08:15:03 AM That's what I took away from it.
I would have written something like that when I was thirteen and wanted to gross out the girl in the next seat. Title: Re: PVP/RP, Roleplay with less ghey and more gank. Post by: El Gallo on September 28, 2005, 10:42:42 AM Hilarious. Would see again, was better than Cats etc.
Title: Re: PVP/RP, Roleplay with less ghey and more gank. Post by: Train Wreck on September 28, 2005, 10:49:30 AM Forum griefing at its finest. (I think the bliz mod left it up there because it gave him a stubby.)
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