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Title: WTF Post by: Shockeye on September 23, 2005, 01:17:08 PM Quote from: Townsville Bulletin Tiger shows off new mane (http://townsvillebulletin.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,7034,16694738%5E23213,00.html#) By staff writers 23sep05 (http://townsvillebulletin.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,3600,5052046,00.jpg) WORLD No.1 Tiger Woods unveiled a new hairdo on two fronts overnight, featuring blonde patchy highlights on his head and goatee on his chin. Woods caused a stir during the opening ceremony for the sixth Presidents Cup in Florida when he walked in with the US team sporting shades and the new 'do. Fashionistas might not have rated it the best job, given the budget he would have had available. The highlights in his short cropped black hair resembled more a burnt fairway on an outback golf course than the tiger stripes he might have been hoping to create. Woods had kept his lighter coiffure under a cap for public appearances during most of the week as the US team prepared to take on an Internationals squad featuring five Australians in the biennial tournament. His golden locks didn't bring him the inspiration of the bleach applied to the skunk-do of England's Ashes hero Kevin Pietersen, however. Woods, renowned for his poor efforts in team golf competition, was beaten by Australian Adam Scott and South African Retief Goosen 4 and 3 in his opening match with partner Fred Couples. Mrs Woods, Elin Nordengren, was on hand with her rather more convincing blonde locks to give Woods a consoling kiss after the defeat, though, so it wasn't all bad news. US President George W. Bush was unable to attend the opening ceremony because of issues related to hurricanes Katrina and Rita. His father and former president George Bush was in attendance, however, alongside Bill Clinton. Tiger, you look like a dipshit. Title: Re: WTF Post by: Yegolev on September 23, 2005, 01:18:40 PM His father and former president George Bush was in attendance, however, alongside Bill Clinton. Did I read that wrong? This sort of hair accident is probably the woman's doing. Title: Re: WTF Post by: WayAbvPar on September 23, 2005, 01:41:04 PM I looks like he has a nasty case of the mange.
Title: Re: WTF Post by: Pococurante on September 23, 2005, 01:50:25 PM Yes that's it - a hiphop hairstyle is what he needs to get his game back on.
Title: Re: WTF Post by: Merusk on September 23, 2005, 01:52:48 PM But he looks like a Tiger now! He's channeling his spirit totem! rawr!
Title: Re: WTF Post by: HaemishM on September 23, 2005, 01:59:01 PM ::: Eddie Murphy as barber from Coming to America voice :::
Boy look like he lost a fight with a lawnmower. Title: Re: WTF Post by: Strazos on September 23, 2005, 02:41:03 PM But he looks like a Tiger now! He's channeling his spirit totem! rawr! But tigers have stripes....now he looks more like a leopard. Title: Re: WTF Post by: Merusk on September 23, 2005, 02:56:54 PM The lack of green text really confuses you sometimes, doesn't it.
Tigers are also dark stripes on light background. Hey, they're also not typically blonde/ black.. omg! Title: Re: WTF Post by: Strazos on September 23, 2005, 03:56:16 PM That was more a comment to his botched hairdo than anything else.
Title: Re: WTF Post by: schild on September 23, 2005, 09:48:27 PM Tiger Woods could buy me 3 or 4 or 5 times. If he wants to have a jacked up haircut, I'm not going to say a goddamn thing about it.
Title: Re: WTF Post by: TheWalrus on September 24, 2005, 01:33:33 AM Perfect opportunity to say I may be poor but my hairs not all fucked up. And I didn't pay two hundred bucks to have someone do that to me.
Title: Re: WTF Post by: Llava on September 24, 2005, 12:47:00 PM Why wouldn't he just shave his head if it fucked up?
He's black, he can get away with that easy. Christ, it looks like he has tons of bald patches. Title: Re: WTF Post by: Samwise on September 24, 2005, 04:57:40 PM Bleaching your hair to match the color of your scalp is a bad plan.
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